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Pam Hard Up For Ca$h! Starring In British Pantomime!!

Filed under: Pamela Anderson > Robin Williams

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And unfortunately, it's the kind of pantomime where speaking (and even singing) is necessary!

Pamela Anderson will join the cast of Aladdin at London's New Wimbledon Theatre for two weeks starting December 13th.

WTF?!

Although she has never been exposed to the art of pantomime, she will taking on the role of the Genie of the Lamp.

Well, she's no Robin Williams!

"I was honoured to be asked to work on stage in such a legendary and beautiful theatre as Wimbledon - but I confess I did not really know what pantomime was all about," said Pam. "As it happens, my manager is British and the more he explained it the more excited I got."

The more he explained about the show or the ca$h she's getting?!

"Stupid jokes, interacting with the audience, double entendres, irresponsible fun and making kids laugh. Just my cup of tea and I cannot wait to start," she continued.

Since when is she great with kids?!

According to a theatre spokesman, "We have to thank First Family Entertainment for persuading Pamela to come over. She's not expecting any star treatment - as you can imagine, it's theatre so it's all glitsy and glamorous on stage but not quite the same backstage. She'll be bringing her family and we'll do our best to make sure she has a great Christmas and feels very welcome."

We're sure any offer to work will make her feel welcome!

[Image via WENN.]

32 comments to “Pam Hard Up For Ca$h! Starring In British Pantomime!!”



  1. 1

    she seems to be better w/ children then dina lohan…….



  2. 2

    …are you sure that isn't Wynona?



  3. 3

    perez, don't be so bitter. so pamela is famous for her boobs and curves but she's a smart woman and has made lots of money off it. calm down. I'm sure she will be great!



  4. 4

    isn't she going to die in like a year from the hep??



  5. 5

    Are her teeth real?



  6. 6

    That picture is a riot. She looks very much like a grandma and needs to cover up. What the hell is up with her right thumb?



  7. 7

    Pammie is getting to be more of a skank each day. She is beginning to look like she may not smell too good. I wouldn't even touch her with your dick Mario … not that you can find it or anything



  8. 8

    Why doesnt she just sell stuff on QVC or date a super rich guy? How hard can that be? We already know she gives bj's from her video with Tommy so it wont be hard to find a wealthy guy to pay the bills for her

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    9

    ewwwwwww poor thing.

  10. nanex says – reply to this


    10

    hahah we have been laughin our heads off about this in UK. Panto is where the old has beens go to get work… i mean seriously.. we have the lowest of the low in panto!!!!!!
    pah HA



  11. 11

    I wouldn't have been offended until the "since when is hse great with kids?"
    .
    What an asshole wrote that shiteous line!
    .
    She is a mother, and from all accounts has done very well.
    .
    You really do hate women, don't you?
    .
    And, this is breast cancer awareness month. Why no mention for someone always talking about tits?



  12. 12

    This skank is living proof of the narcissism in Hollyweird. She is too old to have that hair, makeup and clothing. She will be like that old lady who played Ellie Mae Clampett in the "Beverly Hillbillies" who still dressed with pigtails and a thick, blonde wig even at 80 years old. Ridiculous.



  13. 13

    PS: Her twat is HUGE. Have you ever seen the porno? It goes from her bellybutton to her asshole. Nasty skank.



  14. 14

    I'd HIT IT!!!!



  15. 15

    Xmas panto in London? Even by Brit standards (which are low) that's bottom of the barrel.



  16. 16

    Re: Brainbug – …yikes! Luckily Tommy has a large tool. I haven't seen the video tho'. I don't have the time for the intense therapy that I'd need afterwards.



  17. 17

    holy cow. can't/won't any of her ex's help her out?



  18. 18

    Tranny? That's not really her - is it? I say transvestite.



  19. 19

    I'd HIT IT!!!



  20. 20

    She still has an AMAZING body!!!



  21. 21

    It's getting a little sad.



  22. 22

    Man - that is one ugly looking slag!



  23. 23

    Re: karencarpenter – heheheheheeeeee
    i actually luv them both..her and tomtom♥Re: RobPnMeShouldB
    i
    think zhez a wonderful mommee♥



  24. 24

    panto,oh dear, she's hit rock bottom.



  25. 25

    Old horz are just sad.



  26. 26

    ive said it before, and i'll say it again……….this is the grossest, most disgusting exuse for a woman of all the fucktards on this site.



  27. 27

    Ridiculous. She is such a waste of human space anymore. Trashy, trashy, trashy as always. She needs to go away.



  28. 28

    Really bad wig



  29. 29

    Perez, obviously you have no idea what the British tradtion of Christmas pantomimes are all about. Why don't you do just a little research before posting shit?



  30. 30

    She looks like a tranny.



  31. 31

    She is a skank to be sure but she is looking even rougher these days. I wonder if she'll still be doing her hooker act when she's 60.



  32. 32

    the soap star elephants graveyard