Quote Of The Day
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"I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fuckked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up."
- Tracy Morgan tells the new issue of Playboy
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 15, 2009 at 4:15 pm
That's so gay
What a pig.
I never really "got" Tracy Morgan. Just not my taste of funny. From that Playboy exert I wont be expecting a National Book Award for his Book.
first?
Beautifully put. What an eloquent man.
How sacraliggggggggg !
I imagine that Perez had to sit in a tub full of olive oil while having three underage Japanese boys dressed like "Sailor Moon" characters fiddle with his nads just to be able to cut & paste that article in.
z-list?!?!?!?
why is that?!?!
he is funny as hell!!
ive seen him in carolines doing stand up and he kills!!!
plus when ever hes on howard he is the best!!!
charming
Disgusting!
fucking hilarious
haha Ilove it!!!! his comment and anal sex!
LOL! What a crazy ass!
LOL
um. that's not how you please women. That's how you please men.
Ew
"You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman"
how is this pleasing the wóman?? :/ nasty mofo's
charming isnt he
What a loser!
I'm not a prude, at all, but this is just gross. Who wants to hear this? I don't care how much he likes the butt, I don't want to hear about it! Especially "he tore her ass up"… blech!!! If I want to hear this stuff, I'll watch Bad Santa… Billy Bob's a better actor anyway
He is foul
Re: SheeBop – u are sooo dead on!!
Eww, not like I have never takin it from the back yard before…But that's neither here nor there, lol but he is fucking disgusting. And I REALLY dont like being fucked in the ass.
I haven't liked anything that's come out of this man's mouth as of late. I used to feel sorry for him on SNL even tho he wasn't funny but now I see he's just an angry man who needs to talk crap.
LMAO… delicacy…. too funny.
Re: ap076 – I am with ya.
If my man attempted anal sex on me, I would squeeze his balls till he passed out.
How romantic.
Fucking Douchebag piece of shit. Tracey Morgan is also.
Re: Myma Jane – Sounds fun. Are you busy tonight?
Classy.
How in the world is that pleasing to a woman? I've heard so many women say that anal sex hurts like crazy and most of the time, they only go through it to please their man. He is a classless pig. I mean Farrah Fawcett supposedly got anal CANCER from anal sex. Ugh he's such a slob.
way to win fans and influence people Tracy
Yet another unfunny and angry black comedian, trying to emulate Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor's shadow. He just put out a book which focuses on his hatred of former SNL cast members cheri oteri, chris kattan and about 8 others. He has also stated that he hated Jimmy Fallon because he was the star of the show. Best Tracy Morgan bits were 'Astronaut Jones', 'Brian Fellows', and 'Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor'. The only one unfunnier than Tracy Morgan is TINA FEY.
Who the heak is Tracy Morgan? Oh and since I read this I already know what to think of him, he's a scumbag. I feel sorry for the girl in the picture.
I'm totally sick and tired of this guy's ramblings. Drugs?
And . . . not funny.
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Tracy, I'll give you props for the character of the egotistical animal trainer, but that's the one and only character that was funny.
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I do watch 30 Rock. When Tracy comes on, that's food/drink/bathroom break time . . .
Yeck. Nasty picture.
Also, if his Playboy comments are any example of what's in his book, NO THANKS
Re: LisaRose – Well put. Agree.
Wow, I'm sure all the women he's been with are cringing right now.
Re: DaisyTango28 – It can be pleasing to the woman too if the man does it right… although most women don't give it a chance. lol.
Turn around, ok, who wants to look at that mug for 30 seconds.
What a low rent pig. Sometimes too much is just too much…. this is TOO MUCH information. Why are so many celebs opposed to showing a bit of class?? Nice pot belly by the way.
…oh, one more thing dumb shit, "most" women DON'T like anal…. they just do it because the man is so insistant about it. .. and they think they have to in order to get him to stick around… because he'll go elsewhere and get it. Men who are obsessed with ass sex should be with another man… because they're closet gays. Ignorant prick.
bahahahhahahahhaa
he is soooo GAY….. Please stop pretending that you fuck "girls" in the ass….
um, I NO LIKE HIM anymo.
Hope some1s effing HIM up the ass regularly, pig
gross
And….here comes my lunch. lovely.
I don't understand heterosexuals participating in homosexual sex acts.
What….are they transitioning to man on man by starting having anal with a woman first.
Re: DaisyTango28 –
Man you are retarded. Cancer from butt sex.. WTF
He sounds so charming (vomit) and he's so handsome(really vomiting) Is he single? (sound of me cutting my wrist)
He's ugly. Really ugly. I never thought he was funny on SNL. I always thought that SNL just needed a black guy and cringed everytime Tracy was on. He was awful. I study improv. You suck Tracy and you be ugly.
oh, classy to quote something from playboy - a whole new level - what about some twilight news inbetween?
he's hysterical.
Re: monnie –
Thou protest too much?
Okay…that is really disgusting, and bordering on the sacrilegious. What a nasty man!
Is someone hiding their gayness?
He wishes that lady was a guy!
You wanna what what in my butt?
Kinky fucker—has probably only ever fucked his own ass.
Classy guy. He still thinks he's relevant and funny.
What a stupid unfunny piece of shit. Maybe, cheri oteri and chris kattan didn't talk to this jackass because he realized what an idiot he is.You try to hard Tracy Morgan.Please STFU and GTFO —>
Re: caravaggio the terrible – First of all why can't he just be an angry comedian? And WTF are you talking about…Tina Fey is funny!
…and the Nobel Prize for Literature is awarded to…
Re: HeartsContent –
Black comedian referencing many black comedians doing the same schtick in vein of previous past black comedic performers that were successful. Art is subjective my astute defamer, and if I persoanlly see a difference in black comedy and white comedy, and it bothers you, thats something that you have to deal with and grapple with during your night sweats.
Ill go a step further, in this politically correct environment in which we still al live since Clinton days, black performers are given carte blanche to say whatever they want to and get no flack back from press or critics. Just my view. I just think that most fail miserably. Some good ones, but most are fucking terrible. White performers? LoL - They have been silenced completely and havent had any real good ones since the late 1980s. Comedy has been under attack for the last 15 years. Truth.
Re: HeartsContent –
I will speak to that about Tina Fey reffering to her tenure on SNL. I believe Tina Fey is over-rated in that she was actually being compared to the original staff writers during the original first 4 seasons. I disagree COMPLETELY. She is the first female head writer I believe and that is her legacy, but show me the work. I couldnt think of a single skit with Tina Fey for a 'Best of Tina Fey'. Weekend Update? Come on. Rachel Dratch was talented as hell and underrated. Also Amy Poehler and Will Ferrell started out terrible but got really really good at the end of their SNL days.
Why does he flaunt his stomach when it lookes like THAT?
I never thought he was funny, either.
Yeah, that every woman's dream…getting fucked in the ass with hot sauce for lube. What a tool.
Can't stand Tracy Morgan. He's such an unattractive man and not funny in the least.
Charming! I suppose a big hairy ass is like looking in the mirror for him..
TMI bigtime! And leave the Bible out of it, you pig!
I agree, but please… I'd never get near you. No class.
Tracy Morgan is such a huge piece of low-life ghetto trash, and he can only play one type of character. Why does Tina Fey have anything to do with him?
That comment must be getting Perez all hot and tingly inside!
Re: DaisyTango28 –
–I mean Farrah Fawcett supposedly got anal CANCER from anal sex. Ugh he's such a slob.–
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OK, Daisy, exactly how much of a moron are you? You do not get anal cancer from anal sex, just like you do not get mouth cancer from oral sex. You have got to be the most stupid person I have ever encountered on this site, and that is saying a lot.
First of all, this is just WAY WAY WAY too much information. Second, this dude isn't even that funny ;p
Class act right there folks!
He is a disgusting, foul, ignorant, untalented, classless, turd, and he is NOT funny.
How is he Z-list? He's on a popular comedy program on NBC.
Lmao! He's so funny!
Hmmm…he makes me wanna try it.
For the record… that does not please women.
Classless. Pig.
Hated him befo' now hate him mo'
Nasty classless pig.
This guy is a disgusting PIG FROM HELL. Does he think he is funny making these comments? Imagine to have so many people think that he is a PIG. He wrote a book!?? Now, THAT's funny. Does he know what a book looks like?
G R O S S - - CONTRARY TO TRACY MORGAN'S SPEECH, I WILL *NEVER* TAKE IT IN THE BACK DOOR.
WHAT MAN WANTS TO STICK HIS WIENER WHERE A WOMAN POOPS?
NO FUDGE PACKING FOR ME.
TO EACH HIS OWN BUT *NOT ME*
Re: RobinJC –
Amen Robin
ummmmmmmmm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Fucked up piece of shit.
Tracy Morgan, that was EFFING BUENO. ha
How nasty… He looks likes he stinks ass!!!! oink oink
Re: stellagranos – Actually, she is correct. I mean, I'm not sure what caused Farrah Fawcett's cancer, but the HPV virus can cause anal AND oral cancer, just like it can cause cervical cancer. They are just understanding the oral cancer link. They have even linked HPV to lung cancer. Check it out.
Re: stellagranos –
Well, really, you sound like the stupid one. It has been proven that the HPV virus CAN infact cause mouth cancers. I read an article one time about this lady who got mouth cancer from doing nasty things. And I learned more about it and it's actually true.
O_o A quote like that just doesn't sound good coming from ANYBODY. It isn't even remotely classy to say stuff like that in public.
hahahahaaa…..this would be your quote of the day!! Hahahahaaa…..its hilarious! but I agree!
Anyone who fucks him is fucking an asshole.
IF HE HAS A BIG FAT COCK HE CAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS W. ALL THAT BLACK GOODNESS FOR AS LONG AND AS HARD AS HE WANTS !! I WILL JUST KEEP MY EYES CLOSED…HA !
FYI - No woman likes it up the ass! EVER. If she does it she is simply submitting. Exit only baby.
GAY, GAY, GAY! What woman wants her ass torn up? Fugly Tracy is telling us something about his sexuality.
who would want him after he sticks that dirty thing into dirty places - he is real stinky!!!!!!! and his fat belly is as gross as his attitude.
What can he say? he obviously likes ass!