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Jesse Metcalfe Is Hard Up!!!

Filed under: Eva Longoria > Tacky & True > Jesse Metcalfe

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No wonder he's jobless!

Jesse Metcalfe can't seem to keep his peen down or his mouth shut!

On the Jamie White Mornings radio show, the former Desperate Housewives star discussed the effects of his sex scenes with Eva Longoria - she made him "pop a wheelie."

Really?!

She turned him on to such an extent that he couldn't get out of bed after filming due to his everlasting gobstopper!

Ew. Ew. Ew.

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70 comments to “Jesse Metcalfe Is Hard Up!!!”



  1. 1

    He's not jobless…he's back on Desperate Housewives. Get your facts straight.



  2. 2

    No wonder actors relationships never last - prob too mush jealousy about their significant others hooking up with costars.



  3. 3

    He's prolly a straight douche who hates gays, but I would soooooooo swallow that man :P Yum

  4. buck says – reply to this


    4

    I'm sure its hard for you to imagine Perez but laying in bed with a beautiful woman has the same effect as if you were lying in bed with…lets say Clay Aiken



  5. 5

    lol. hes hot though



  6. 6

    LMFAO! I needed that laugh today!

  7. ap076 says – reply to this


    7

    Entirely T.M.I., I am, however enjoying his hopefully brief (because of his generally poor acting skills) return to Desperate Housewives.



  8. 8

    Whats ewww about it? Shes a beautiful woman. Howard Stern always talks about this. Of course you're going to pop a boner!



  9. 9

    What's with the " Ew.Ew.EW" —- a grown man with a hard on disgusts you Pervez?

  10. MVM10 says – reply to this


    10

    That's normal. He does like chicks after all. Even for professionals it's not easy to fight off a boner. It happens. It's natural. Perez, don't be mad Jesse didn't have a hard on for your fat, slobby, overly douchey ass. Get over it.



  11. 11

    ew? What in the world is "ew" about a penile erection on a person as gorgeous as this one? ew????? that's not the word I'd use! Nor a word I'd expect from someone who likes men. Hard dicks are HOT!



  12. 12

    to say, "ew. ew. ew." is ridiculous. It makes you look petty and kinda' jealous.



  13. 13

    LMA I LOVE HIM



  14. 14

    It is amazing how much you hate heteros and especially hate to hear what turns them on…well back at cha…quit dreaming over all the hot guys..u love em until they show just how hetero they are…p u are just so hatin on heteros..u are so obvious…ewwwwww



  15. 15

    Re: contrarianchick – "Hard dicks are HOT!" Yup !



  16. 16

    He's hot.



  17. 17

    I'm not gonna lie, "John Tucker Must Die" is one of my favs



  18. 18

    Yeah, Perez, like you wouldn't bend over in a heartbeat for him…



  19. 19

    He looks so hot in this picture!!!!!! Yummy



  20. 20

    I think thats hot! he is a fine as can be..mmm



  21. 21

    um, can you blame him?
    what heterosexual man wouldn't get a boner doing a sex scene w/ Eva?



  22. 22

    perez is prolly disapointed that he's not gay



  23. 23

    I would say that's super unprofessional, but at the same time, he obviously couldn't help it!



  24. 24

    exactly Nectar he is on it get ur fucking facts straight!



  25. 25

    watch my porn at shenesworld.com i say i'll eat your dick alot so u'll find me i'll be waiting



  26. 26

    Can you blame him???



  27. 27

    I have to think that this happens to a lot of guys in sex scenes, even if they aren't necessarily attracted to the female they're acting with. It's just a normal, physiological thing.



  28. 28

    what is so ew about that? hes a hot guy who got a boner from doing a SEX SCENE, your such a dumb ass perez



  29. 29

    hating streight people again porkez?
    I bet you get a boner every time you see HSM, pendejo.

  30. jemms says – reply to this


    30

    that is just gross…poor eva.



  31. 31

    hey at least he admits it…its cute



  32. 32

    Why is that ew? That boy is FINE!!!

  33. MP says – reply to this


    33

    Gross. And how unprofessional. It's a biological thing that happens, but does he have to yap about it?



  34. 34

    The only thing I know is that he is SUPER HOT! :P



  35. 35


  36. 36

    MMMMMM….WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TO FEEL HIS HARD ON ALL OVER ME!!! LUCKY EVA!!



  37. 37

    Oh yeah right perez you know you love it!



  38. 38

    You're jealous because Teddy's the only one that will pop a boner for you douchebag.



  39. 39

    You really are a stupid stupid man aren't you….

    He's a re-curring character this season appearing as recently as this past sunday.

    turn down the dumb douchebag



  40. 40

    "Ew. Ew. Ew." Are you fucking nuts??? More like HOT! HOT! HOT!



  41. 41

    He's still hawt…don't be jealous!!

  42. Monza says – reply to this


    42

    What do you mean, "ew ew ew?" I thought you were gay.



  43. 43

    he's ten thousand times hotter than you!!

  44. ap076 says – reply to this


    44

    I think Jesse is 15 years to old for PH.



  45. 45

    he's hot



  46. 46

    um he has a job, moron.
    and thats not ew! stfu.



  47. 47

    Yum Yum Yum

    He is soooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!

    The things i would do him mmm



  48. 48

    A MAN WHO HAS A HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE FOR A WOMAN IS AN EXTREMELY GOOD THING - THE BEST!



  49. 49

    What's "ew" is your taste of "hot" people. Come to think of it, you have no taste.

    This man is fucking GORGEOUS! He could get any woman (or man) he wanted! I would DIE to be in bed with him!

    And what's this about him not having a job. You keep saying that… as you sit behind your computer and show up to events to promote… well I think you know where I'm going with this ;)



  50. 50

    Seriously. Douche or not. He is so fucking beautiful. I'll give him a JOB if he needs one. :-)



  51. 51

    How is this "ew, ew, ew" as you put it? Its damn natural!



  52. 52

    LOL luvs it!
    he's still a fucking wet dream, what u ewwing about?
    john tucker foevvvvvv! lol!!



  53. 53

    HAHAHA



  54. 54

    What's gross about getting a hard on over Eva Longoria, that woman is beautiful! And the underwear they put on her!
    If I was a man, I'd get one too!
    Jesus Christ.



  55. 55

    He's a real man–unlike you gayboy



  56. 56

    LOL! Everlasting Gobstopper…that was classic! Im gonna use that one…he is beyond hot, i would gob his nob….if you know what i mean :P



  57. 57

    I hate your stupid double standards, you're always fighting for gay rights, but you're disgusted at the thought of a man and a woman together. Eva and this guy, Alex and that Evan Rachel Wood, Robert and Kristin. You're such a close minded douche. Fuck you perez. As a supporter of gay and straight relationships I say FUCK YOU.



  58. 58

    LULZ



  59. 59

    well this man is just damn sexy… if he "pop one" he can come straigh over here..mmmmm =D



  60. 60

    Wow she probably loves to hear that.. wonder what her hubby thinks..



  61. 61

    I'm sure E L is just absolutely thrilled with his drivel.

  62. wazup says – reply to this


    62

    Hey, Mcdonalds is hiring!



  63. 63

    Jesse is the man. Hey what can you say, you get a Portuguese/Italian stud like him next to a beautiful Mexican woman like Eva and there's boner action. Nothing strange about that.



  64. 64

    I always assumed that all guys went through the same thing during sex scenes. C'mon the wide majority of men are pervs who get turned on by the slightest sight of flesh.



  65. 65

    he's hot when he takes care of himself. liked him in John Tucker. not the best movie, but still…



  66. 66

    There is NOTHING Eww about this cutie having a woody! YUMM



  67. 67

    I have no idea who he is and don't care, I just saw the name Eva Longoria and read the article. I would JUMP at the chance to bone Eva and can't see why anyone wouldn't, soooooo hot.



  68. 68

    Ew Ew Ew? I thinks its normal its Eva! if you were with mmm dont know R-Patz or some hot guy youd do hard too



  69. 69

    whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa………. 2MI RIGHT THERE MAN!!!!!



  70. 70

    haha wow that reminds me of my boy toy