Lindsay's Probation Extended Another Year
What a lucky break for Lindsay Lohan!
The wacktress arrived for her court appearance this morning with her lawyer who updated the judge on Lindsay's progress in the program. They asked for a leave of absence from the program and to extend her probation for one year so she can successfully complete the program.
The reason? Lindsay is moving to Texas.
WHAT? Did she get a job there or something? That would be a surprise!
The judge agreed to the one year extension of probation, but the DA warned that if they have to "jump through hoops" for Lindsanity again that she should expect jail time!
Another progress hearing will take place in December and Lindsay will continue to complete her required classes including both individual and group alcohol classes as well as some much needed self-help sessions.
Better stay on the straight and narrow LiLo or you could be headed for the slammer!
[Image via WENN.]
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…she's moving into Bush's dude ranch. They can drink together in private.
Good, I'm sure she could use more probation time.
Right. She's moving to Texas. Think I'll move to Tahiti. That sounds like fun.
That girl is always caught making the worst facial expressions
"jump through hoops" again? are you serious? she should be locked up already. these stupid celebrities in most cases get away with too much. any of us normal folks do this sort of thing and our ass goes straight to jail. stupid. especially for someone like her. ugh. disgusting.
They say everything is bigger in Texas…
i hope she does move to texas, its the isolation she needs to get better not droves of hangers on in LALA land
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The slammer is probably exactly what she needs and maybe wants. Those matrons can be exciting lovers, and they gotta be better than the lovers she has picked so far. Linsanity is like the top tortilla in the stack that everyone touches, but nobody wants to take.
Re: Dick Gozinya – lol top tortilla that was too good.
stop beating on this poor chick, the girlfriend is a drug enabler, the mother is pimping out the younger sister, and the father is a loser
Damn, really? Why Texas? We know she's not working or anything… stay in Cali, Lindsay! We don't want you here!
duh she is moving to texas… she is filming machete in austin…
HOuston loves lilo
She better not move to Dallas. Live in Houston, it's dirty there. She'd fit right in.
More than anything (because we all know the world we live in is abou "who has teh Money") that these "stars" jsut don't think for ONE second.. "Wow, if I were a normal person I would ALREADY BE IN JAIL.. Guess I'd better go to my commitments!" instead it's "ah, like, can I get this xtended because like, I need to go shopping!"
She's such a loser
This dumb k*nt waste of space needs to go straight to jail.
It's a long standing tradition for troubled/washedup movie actress to marry rich oil men and move to Texas. Greer Garson and Gene Tierney both took that ticket out. Miss Lohan probably has found a little Rose-o-Texas to watch over her nerves in Lubbock or if she's lucky, El Paso.
Houston>Dallas
put this piece of herpetic piece of trash in jail.
… Um, I really don't want her in Texas. I'm in Texas. If that psychotic mess moves here, we're all screwed. Texas is enormous, yes, but people live ALL OVER THE STATE. Unless she decides to live in Junction or Earth or Paris (all cities in Texas) then she'll be infecting the masses with her lovely "fashion" and the majestic faces she always gets photographed with.
The only city I'd allow Lindsay Lohan to move to is Dancer, TX. And that's because it doesn't really exist other than in movie-world.
Go for it, Lindsay! Dancer! Dancer! Dancer! (Probably the name will make her think the entire city is one giant nightclub.)
This girl needs to be locked up in the dirtiest, dampest, darkest cell with a 500 lb black lezbian named "Butch" for at least a year. That which does not kill us… makes you stroner…
Oh crap. Please please don't move to Austin
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Nooo!! I live in Texas. We don't need you here Lindsay!
Re: Dick Gozinya – HAA! That's funny. So very true!
Re: omg its cristen – Um, my hometown is Houston & I'd have to disagree with you. I go to school in Dallas, and I pretty much can't stand Dallasians(?). Whatever the fvck they're called. They think they're better than everyone else & RUDE. If anything, that's what Lindsay needs. Someone who who won't put up with her sh!t and then she can try to be like them. Sucks ’cause we don't need any more Dallas-type people, but maybe she'll clean up her act then!
Sorry if anyone is from Dallas. Not all Dallas people are stuck up & rude (there are rude people in Houston).
My guess is that she ends up in Terrell, Texas - at the big mental institution. In the meantime, there are plenty of gutters to crash out in throughout the lone star state.
someone help this girl, shes obviously has BAD problems.
I hope she is finally trying to help herself. I feel sorry for her….I bet she's moving to Austin. Ah Oh.
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOO! SHE BETTER NOT!!! THIS IS MY STATE!!!
"A bitch like her could get her ass cut in Jail" Seriously Lindsay take this as another signpost that you need to seek help.
OH GOD! PLEASE NO DONT SEND HER HERE WE DONT WANT HER !
So what if she is on probation for an extra year she dose what ever the hell she wants to do at the moment. She drinks all the liquor she wants, steal, use drugs and no one stops her. I forgot she was on probation. White privilege is great.
Just a quick sidenote…
I'd like to point out that here in Texas it's 3:30. This post has been up for 90 minutes. The number of posts in said 90 minutes? 30. Lindsay Lohan has dropped far from her Parent Trap days to only warrant one post every 3 minutes. There used to be about 20 posts per MINUTE for Lindsay Lohan posts. No longer!
And yeah, Texans are generally nice people with our own brand of Southern hospitality, not Southern Comfort, but we also have guns. Keep it in mind, Lindsay.
So what if she is on probation for an extra year she dose what ever the hell she wants to do while on probation. She drinks all the liquor she wants, steal, use drugs and no one stops her. I forgot she was on probation. White privilege is great.
She looks like a straight up street walker here! GOd she's gross and her little sister is 10 times worse!
omg
we do not need her in texas. please do not come here!!!
Re: omg its cristen – hahha dallas is much more dirtier than houston hunny
dear god i live in texas PLS let this bitch stay far away. Doesnt she know we shoot people we dont like lol.. good ol' gun laws! i kid, i kid.. but really though, texans arent as leniant about BULLSHIT as californians. She's in for a whole shitstorm of trouble if she comes here trying to stir things up. If only she knew….
Re: justannoyed – HAHA THATS PROBABLY HOW SHE DECIDED TO MOVE HERE! She is probably thinking it IS a real place and its the ultimate clubbing heaven! lol she should go to junction…hope in the river…and float down to mexico where she can be sold for crack…. if she doesnt smoke it all.. then they could just kill her lol
This girl is unreal! She's been busted with cocaine twice and one of those times was in a POLICE STATION!!!! She has served NO JAIL TIME!! This is all about $$$$$ and celeb status. BTW, wow a lot of u are from texas here.
She did just shoot 'Machete" in Austin, TX. Even YOU love Austin, Perez.
Feel bad for this girl big time. She had such potential, she was really good playing 2 roles in the parent trap and she was only young. Too much to soon = total train wreck. Wish she would turn it around.
What a GREAT message to send to those few who actually look up to her… But what they're forgetting is that if they were in the same situation, they'd be in jail as we speak… It's a shame that just because you're a celebrity you get special treatment… Money talks and fame walks… Just sad…
hi Perez!
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Drug busts in Texas are no fun and she will do time, big lawyer or not.
She looks terrible. I never thought she was pretty, but she looks so old,