That Sure Looks Like A Gay Face To Us, John Mayer
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The cover of John Mayer's latest album, Battle Studies, has just been released.
The birthday boy denies that he made some face time with a gay guy in Palm Springs last weekend, but his face here looks a little fresh and fem, if you catch what we're saying.
What do U think?
Posted: October 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I think you're more than desperate for a man, really just wanting to be touched… by somebody, anybody… anything for that matter
Perez stop obsessing because no one wants your ugly iguana neck, gorilla nose, monkey lips. No one!
So a gay looks… gay?
That's an homophobe cliché.
as much as he's a douche, you're an ass, Perez!
Really, Really, do we need any more of this "war" between the two of you?
You would be the expert on gay face! Believe it or not, not everyone wants to be a homo.
He looks quite sexy.
Oh, I catch ya, Perez, I catch ya. He should try to be more comfortable with himself. There's a reason why there are so many gay rumors about him…
yeah but… if he has a gayface, what do you have then?
A pig face?
come on give us a break homophobic tart ass
i think he looks hot
OMG, is that lip liner?
That's not gay.
That's fem.
He looks gorgeous.
You wishing and praying here doll?
PEREZ HILTON = GAY
HAHA This looks like a Morrissey album cover!!!
Ok, I cannot believe I'm going to say this but I actually Agree with Perez.
Something seems a bit "off" in how Mayer presents himself.
I'm thinking he's probably a closeted bisexual.
John did not deny you or anyone else of his tongue and fondling! Jen A. is just freaky like that so don't hate! Pitt can give that "look" too. I'm with @curiousred; "gay-face" is a homophobe comment. Is it only okay cause you're homosexual? Sounds like another double standard I hear about.
You should re-name him John "Gayer"!!!
LOL!
Lol kinda does…wishful thinking there perez???
John Mayor is a total gay. For sure.
Sure, fresh and fem, whatever you say Pumpkinhead. Then there is your hideous visage of equal mixtures of Carrot Top, Howdy Doody, Ronald McDonald and the Elephant Man.
what? and robert pattinson is not?
No way, he's too hot to be gay!
Leave the gayness only for the less attractive men (like Perez)!
The retro-60s design is lame; it's been done.
Perez….I really like your site, but the thing I hate is when you repeatedly target one celebrity like John Meyeer and Jennifer Aniston. I don't happen to care fo John Meyer at all, but LOVE Jennifer Aniston. I think in no way does she look like a man and any man would be lucky to have her. There are many of men out there that feel the same.
No idea what she did to you…..but please stop targetting certain celebrities over and over andover again while putting others on a pedestal. It just seems when you read on your site about John or Jennifer it is seething with ridicule, you can feel the bitterness and digs you have, more so than against any one else (welll…maybe John Gosseling and Chris Brown but those are deserved!)
Sounds like wishful thinking to me, Perez. The man is straight. You really should move on already.
Re: curiousred – HA …"GAY" CLICHE" IT RYHMES
Another guy affected by the "Pattinson" - nice try john, you're NOT Rob by any means.
1. I like the photo and 2. Perez saying a gay looks gay is homophobic.
If beautiful means gay then….so be it! Jon's hot!
Whatever Perez, I think its great. Its very John Mayer, his album covers are very simple and I like that. Its just a cover, its the music inside that matters.
Quit being a whiny little kid, he doesn't care about you. He wants nothing to with you. In FACT, I'm pretty sure no one in Hollywood does, except of course, Lady Gaga.
HAHAH
you are obsessed about John Mayer 
I don't really know what you are saying actually.
you pathetic tub of lard!
you are so obsessed with him being gay! are you that obsessed with him being gay! and eve if he was I doubt he would want to touch your nasty ass!
"You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?"
Re: LV-Entergetic – I meant to say * Perez, *.
I think you are head over heels in love with the man. I think John is a dream boat, and I can understand why the gays want him as well as us straight single women… he plays amazing guitar, sings like a dream and is so so handsome. *swoons*
hate to say it, but my GAYDAR is rarely wrong….I'm thinkin' John swings both ways…Looking like a gay pose to me, just to keep all of us confused!!!
Gay! Gay! Gay!
def gay face
Oh Perez, poor you! You want him so bad and he doesn't give a sh*t about you, so you say lies and stupid things about him… poor you! He's looking hotter than ever, Perez. Deal with this, asshole! John is gorgeous, hot and pretty funny, especially when he kicks your ass
hahaha
oh yeah, and he's HOT in an ambiguous sorta way!!!!!
that looks like a sexy face to me.
You are the most homophobic gay man I've ever come across.
looks like he got a nice facial..
I think he looks scrumptious.
Your vendetta against him is getting old. You just sound bitter, babe.
he's sooo hot ! so if someone looks good, he's immediately gay?
Gay face? they call it photoshop.hahah
I have to believe that someone in that bar had an iPhone or a camera and would have taken a picture of JM making face with another guy. I call BS on this one Perez.
Stop calling people gay based on the way they look. It's childish and defamitory. You do this all the time, especially with the young and fresh-to-the-scene. Once again, it's CHILDISH!!!
"Gay face"? As opposed to "Straight Faced"? Give me break! It's funny how many voices of reason there are on here that don't fall for, or join in on, your ridiculous insults on people who have made a name for themselves. And then there is that small minority who have their heads so far up your ass that they agree with everything you say. We get a good laugh at their expense, as well.
That's a gay face i'd lick.
God, you're so fucking desperate Perez it's pathetic. You always have to project your gay fantasies on celebs, even those who are clearly not gay. Sure, they airbrushed the shit out of him but it doesn't mean he looks gay.
Gawd Mario! You are such an embarssment to gay people.
…what does a gay face look like…
i'm not quite sure and since you are an expert on the subject…
healthy gossip is fun, nasty shit is just plain nasty. someday when you are older and wiser you will be sorry for all this but why wait so long…
LIP INJECTIONS.
How can you say he "looks" gay?! I think that this post is retarted, and you are obsessed with the idea that John Mayer is gay…which I do not beleive for one second. I remember reading an article in a magazine about you claiming that he had made out with you at a club..HAH! you wish.
My Perezcious's fondest wish is that he, too, could have "the gay face".
Perez,
You wish.
It IS a double standard. Perez uses the F-word, but nobody else can. Trying to out someone who doesn't want to or isn't ready to is also homophobic. It's witch hunting.
Re: wells-rc – No, actually, he did make out with Perez, John admitted it. lol
Perez, it does not matter what a person looks like on the outside. It's what's on the inside tha counts the most. Face the facts; he is a brilliant musician and artist and you cannot deny that! And also, he doesn't look "fresh and fem", he looks like he has seen something mesmorising or inspiring and he's staring at it in awe. If you're going to be so persistent and continue to fight with him, at least be a bit of a man and do it directly to him, don't say stuff about him on the internet for everyone to see. Let's be honest, he looks quite good here and much better than you. Please change your hair colour; it's dreadful on you! Pink was much better! Stop SLAMMING JOHN MAYER!
I think I don't understand what women see in him. He's not that good looking. What are you thinking Jennifer Aniston?!
what do i think? i think you should leave john mayer alone. he has amazing music, dedicated fans, and no matter how much i read the gossip and other smut on this website i will never agree with you about the bad things you say about him. and niether will his long time fans. okay? okay. so maybe now you can move onto another subject.
oh, that goes for coldplay too.
I think he's looking hot here! Can't wait to hear the album!
Switch-hitter.
I am sorry for my ignorance. I am from the UK and we just don't get john mayer. how did he become famous?
idk.
i'd still do john mayer.
gay-face and all.
Geeze Perez…. get over it. Your continued vindictiveness is quite lame. Whatever is bothering you in regards to JM, you really need to get over and move on. You are acting liking an immature, junior HS girl. It is so unattractive. Grow up.
Looks like nip/tuck to me.
you are homophobic … ugly gay.
What do you think?
You keep asking people what they think are you trying to testing the water for these people? are you trying to do your statistics? are you a stupid ass?
what do you think?
You do more to stereotype the gay community than any bible thumping conservative I've ever met. Congrats douchebag!
I think he looks great!
Obsess much, Mario? Looks metrosexual to me.
He totally doesn't look gay, he looks bi-curious
His mouth & my dick. Yum!
Why must you always insist that a guy is gay just cause he doesn't want to tickle your no-no hole? Give it up Perez, John does not want to make out with you, nor does anyone else. Sorry.
–I think he is just–YUMMY!!!–
What does "gay face" even mean??? People are attracted to the same sex from the inside so that doesn't even make sense…
the only 'battle' he should be studying is where he can scare up someone who cares ………………
–but his face here looks a little fresh and fem, if you catch what we're saying.–
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1. Yes, what you are saying, Perez, is that you are the most homophobic person around.
2. The cover looks self-important and extremely pretentious.
homo says what???
to be honest, i really dont believe john mayer had a kiss with another guy. how can you believe some random stranger, people do lie. i also believe that if john mayer kissed another guy that he would be open and honest about it but then again i know nothing the guy.
perez, as much as i'm getting sick of you and john mayers beef, the way you worded that article almost made me pee my pants. although i have to say, joh mayer, you may have a case of gayface but you still look like a stone cold fox.
Perz ..it's not going to happen….get over it!!
he look hot for a chnage in that picture…hmmm
he looks hot for a change in that picture…hmmm
Perez is a joke… he keeps saying he is gay but I know that he is just like the Jonai celibate, but not by choice, this is because no one in their right mind male or female would want anything to do with him; right Pee Pee? That's because he has no integrity and you could never trust him with your personal info that you would think it would be sacred since you'd be in a relationship with him; I'd guarantee before morning whatever you told him in confidence would be splashed about all over his site. So no one would be safe with his dumb ass. Looks like you had better stick with Teddy. BTW, STFU about Gay Face; you wouldn't know Gay Face if it bit you in the ass. Stick with what you know, nothing!
femmie femme femme
you can be sure that you have more gay face than he is! ):
PEREZ IS JUST PISSED THAT JOHN DOESN'T WANT HIM.
HEY JOHN, IF YOU EVER WANT TO JAM GIVE ME A CALL HUN;)
SO DAMN TALENTED
sweet jesus I love this man. I swear to god, he's the only man on the planet that actually makes me WEAK IN THE KNEES when I look at him!!
love love love. So gorgeous. Can't wait for the new album! Can't wait for a TOUR!!
2 words to describe him "SO SEXY!!"
John Mayer owes my friend 25 bucks.
HE'S A REPULSIVE SEWER SLUG.
PEREZ, HORNDOG, GET OVER IT.
He is a very gorgeous man, get over it hes not gay! you cant have him Perez!
PEREZ YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS! WERN'T YOU THE SAME PERSON SAYING 50CENT WAS AN ASS FOR CALLING GAGA'S CONCERT THE GAY CONCERT?? NOW YUR SAYING JON MAYER HAS A GAY FACE? WTF YU ARE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE! DUMBASS
Ew, this is not an attractive picture.
Accuallt It's the best I've ever seen him look. It doesnt really look like him, maybe thst's why!
Who cares. I think He's the HOTTEST!!!!
his body ain't a wonderland, neither is his face