Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Robert Pattinson

We know it's been awhile, but isn't he worth the wait?

Check out these seksi new shots from Robert Pattinson's new spread in Series City magazine (above).

Couldn't you just stare all day long?!

Posted: Oct 16, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this »

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htownboy says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!
JennyCraigOnCrack says – reply to this

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seriously this man needs color, gross!
k-lee says – reply to this

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um, no… ian somerhalder is more beautiful than him, IMO.
Dave Letterman, Staff fucker says – reply to this

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No actually. I do not see his appeal.
bonita_applebum16 says – reply to this

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he is simply scrumptiousss, mwah!
htownboy says – reply to this

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That is the best thing to fal asleep to. after j/o-ing to it.
somethingstupid says – reply to this

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looks like a bunch of mugshots…GTFO perez…
toodaloo says – reply to this

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no, I couldn't stare all day: boy is fugly and rail thin.

the makeup covers up his piece-of-paper pastiness, though.

and to be fair, his hair is clean, for once. lol
KuntKlops says – reply to this

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Robert Pantyface is BUTT UGLY. WTF is Perez always pushing this ass clown?
Gimme More says – reply to this

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he is quite hot… perez you dont have a chance in hell so quit with the fawning and pandering after the poor guy.
gossip gal says – reply to this

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He looks dangerous.. dangerously hot that is ; ) although I think he might need a new pose?
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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Ooooohhhh yummy I think I just came…
Orator says – reply to this

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I love how during his regular life he looks like a hobo but now that it's time to promote New Moon, he has cleaned up nicely.
xoxo_anonymous says – reply to this

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hes purdy,…these have been the best pics in awhile.
Preno says – reply to this

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YES!
MJ_reppin says – reply to this

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that poor boy. how boring for him.
Lola 90 says – reply to this

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I'm literally DROOLING right now!! He is so HOT!!!
lovinrpattz says – reply to this

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Makes me want to drop my pants and run into his arms
Naomiii says – reply to this

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Oh come on! He's actually not very attractive.
lademat says – reply to this

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Even though these pics are so airbrushed, he is HOT!
mho1986 says – reply to this

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He is fugly and looks like he is approximately 15 years old.
Ze German says – reply to this

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WHAT??? What about this photo is so special? In fact, he looks the same in ALL his pictures! And on top of that, he's pretty fugly! If he weren't rich and famous, I could totally see him not getting any dates! He's not hot, he looks smelly…
HairFlairs says – reply to this

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He is too beautiful for words.

Check out the new 'Hair Flairs' video on YouTube.
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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SOOO GORGEOUSLY BEAUTIUL THATS ALL I CAN SAY I WOULD DO VERY FREAKY THINGS TO HIM …K-STEW DOSNT DESERVE HIM
drama_princess22 says – reply to this

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YES I COULD STARE AT THIS ALL DAY….. sighhh.. I want my very own R-Patz
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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God that man is so sexy.
twilight19 says – reply to this

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OMG i just died a little
*swoooon*
i love you ROB.
always_classy says – reply to this

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dear lord he is the epitome of sexiness. i think he could fuck me with his eyes if i were so lucky
SilverVolvo says – reply to this

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gahhhhh I'm in love.
katiakittykat says – reply to this

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He is kind of a two face. He is seriously asymmetrical in this pic.
sammie<3<3<3 says – reply to this

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ummm… yes please… I like…
ThatChick says – reply to this

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Yuck.
iluvrob89 says – reply to this

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Its is so stupid when others say certain people need a tan. Who says being tan makes you hot/beautiful? I hope you tan all the time and get melanoma, you stupid fuck.
MYRNAB2001 says – reply to this

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mmm i luv that dangerous pose, yummy
31007 says – reply to this

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soooo hotttt!!!
iluvrob89 says – reply to this

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What makes him good looking is that he is not the conventional Hollywood hottie. Rob is not fake looking. He has hair on his chest (like REAL men) and does not have to hide behind washboard abs.
acoustical says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does he look *exactly* the same in every single freaking photoshoot. Honestly.
sweetierosy says – reply to this

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Man of my dreams! Love you Rob
insertsobriquet says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of seeing his CHILD MOLESTER FACE!! UGH!
Jordan_xo says – reply to this

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Why does he always look like he is chewing something?
imdbdoo says – reply to this

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omg he looks like a bulldog
Wat the F says – reply to this

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he is so fucking HOT!
damn! I would never ever kick him outta bed…
Zefie says – reply to this

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Wannabe James Dean….
desireemonique says – reply to this

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EWW EWW EWW. HE IS SO EFFING UGLY! MY RABID DOG LOOKS BETTER THAN HIM.
JennyCraigOnCrack says – reply to this

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Re: iluvrob89 – yeah he needs color! thank God I don't! Pasty pale. Go choke!
LV-Entergetic says – reply to this

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All I can say is… Thank You and hot.
kallie_1978 says – reply to this

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So FINE!!!!
Circe's sister says – reply to this

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I am probably the only heterosexual female who just doesn't get the big drool over this guy.
He's okay looking and has a certain "thug with a romantic heart" vibe, but he just does not do it for me.
Peter-J says – reply to this

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Actually not Perez…… TAYLOR ANY DAY over this dude.
Manu_2507 says – reply to this

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Ppl who talk s* about rob are just f** Up ppl who need to worry more about there life and stop making up stuff and making rude jokes about rob if someone dosnt like rob just don't bother writing about it. Unlike that sellfish persone rob has friends/fans/ppl who care for him. So next time you see some topic that has to deal with rober pattinson go to next efing topic that might interest you.
female version of a hustler says – reply to this

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he looks like a model and im not a fan
Paris France says – reply to this

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Yummy!
surfTX says – reply to this

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best post of the month. Sigh =)
AlwaysTrue says – reply to this

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OMG SUPER SEXY! I WANT HIM!!
labergqu says – reply to this

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He looked better as Cedric Diggory
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Please stop satiating blacklily.of.the.valleys Twilight shame spiral with luscious images of Rob Pattinson - signed her psychoanalysist
hair-on-me says – reply to this

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first picture one eye droopier than the other? looks like i'm not the only one that happens to in pictures…
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Re: htownboy – Exactly what my brain is screaming…
Laury says – reply to this

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And THIS is why you hate K-Stew so much??? Because she gets to make out with….that???? Seriously Perez and Twilighters, you need to get your eyes checked, because he's not the gorgeous, hot piece of ass everyone makes him out to be. I don't see the appeal and never will. Sorry.
ohmyfuckingod says – reply to this

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he's sooooooo freakin'charming, he has a exotic beauty
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Re: insertsobriquet – Do you need my psychoanalysists number. I think you do.
MartineMachine says – reply to this

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Honestly I would date Robert over Edward any day of the week! He is something amazing!
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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He is smooooking.
zumieb says – reply to this

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Wow, he's really asymmetrical. He should learn how to rock the Aaliyah, Left Eye or Mariah.
ClaudyKeira says – reply to this

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WOW!!! The first time I think he is sexy!!!
Manu_2507 says – reply to this

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Re: Laury – who cares his still a person good looking or not.
Aiden17 says – reply to this

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Okay I know on the movie and in the posters he is totally orgasmic! But the candid shots and even posed pics he takes without the makeup is totally hhhhhoooorrrrrriiiibbbblllleeeee!!!
Elishav says – reply to this

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Look its Rick Ashteys younger brother
iluvcats says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS
I cant stand them says – reply to this

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PEREZ STOP TALKING ABOUT RPATZ I DONT LIKE HIM
TALK ABOUT THE MTV LATINO WHERE YOU THERE?
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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THE KID FROM POWDER GOT SOME HAIR.
NeatoAwesome says – reply to this

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He really needs to get that nose fixed!
SPB says – reply to this

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I just don't get it! I don't think he is pretty at all!
desireemonique says – reply to this

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Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – english, please.
SaintThomas92 says – reply to this

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He looks good on his own way I suppose, the white pale skin and the messy hair, he reminds me on some way to james dean. Even thoe he looks good he should get a new pose! He always has the same look on his face on eery photoshoot he does!
naturegirl89 says – reply to this

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hobbbah hobbaaahhh hooobahhh!!! =p
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Fug!
AtotheJ says – reply to this

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yes…..i could …
katttttttlove says – reply to this

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wow
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Re: desireemonique – Bahahahahaha. I just read some of your eloquent responses to other posts. I'm not surprised you've asked for help with your English. To use other words you may understand…Bitch, sit the fuck down.
BarbieCullen says – reply to this

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pEREZ those pics are like almost 2 week old!!! i dont know why did you blogg to post old things!
Joe :) says – reply to this

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perez, thank you. thank you thank you thank you thank you.
NZgirl08 says – reply to this

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GORGEOUS, just GORGEOUS R-Pat is the EPITOME of GORGEOUS!!!
GORGEOUS, just GORGEOUS R-Pat is the EPITOME of GORGEOUS!!!
GORGEOUS, just GORGEOUS R-Pat is the EPITOME of GORGEOUS!!!
Ducky911 says – reply to this

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meh
emmie_obvs says – reply to this

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Frig british men are so fine.
no comment says – reply to this

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Rob = HOT!!
LillyAnn says – reply to this

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He looks like a current day James Dean ❤ yum
Beautiful Cambria says – reply to this

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EXQUISITE. EXQUISITE. EXQUISITE.

THE GOD'S WERE IN A MOST GENEROUS MOOD, THE DAY HE WAS BORN.
(MAY 13th)

HOT, HOT, HOT.
Beautiful Cambria says – reply to this

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JUST THINK: KRISTEN GETS TO SLEEP WITH THIS ADONIS, EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT. BITCH. (J/K)
pshyourmom says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS GAY.

"WAITING FOR THE "FRIGHTENING" RESPONSE OF FAT "ROBSESSED" FANS."
Leahishot says – reply to this

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Freaking delicious.
Perez Smells His Skidmarks says – reply to this

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Does this guy have more than one fucking facial expression?
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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I'm beginning to think he's a robot and his face needs to go back into the robot shop for an emotion upgrade. Either that or he really does have some sort of syndrome.
marialucia says – reply to this

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Yep, I could stare ALL day&some more!
Placebo_Effect says – reply to this

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He isn't very symmetrical… is he..
I LOVE APPLES says – reply to this

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UGLY
UGLY
UGLY.
I DONTTT SE ANY APEAL.
you all only love edward.
its sad.
hes probably a nice guy but all you wanna do is fucka round with his character.
fools.
fungergirl says – reply to this

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Tasty.
Ellectrika says – reply to this

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Why is everyone so obsessed with this lanky streak of piss? There are much better looking men out there. The same with that Zac Efron freak!! Seriously, get your eyes seen to, people!!
chrysalis_femme says – reply to this

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yum, yum, yum - what else can I say?
chrysalis_femme says – reply to this

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except - I'm horny now!