Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Nothing surprises us anymore!!!
It take a MASSIVE tool to sign your own name up for Google Alerts, but Jon Gosselin manages to fit that description.
The world's most shameful reality whore discovered that he was being sued by TLC when he received a notification from the alert system, which means that he must read about himself all day long.
Not only do we hope he reads our posts, but we hope he registers our subtext!
P.S. You're an effing idiot - and that's the understatement of the year!!!
[Image via WENN.]