Balloon Boy's Family: "We Are Tired"

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They just wasted taxpayer's money and now America's reigning Most Hated Family just posted this sign outside their house:

"Thank you for all of your support. We are not taking any interview any more. We are tired. Thank you. Heenes."

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the balloon!

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm / Email this »

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57 comments to “Balloon Boy's Family: "We Are Tired"”

HavierPotter says – reply to this

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this family along w/the gosselings need to have a playdate =D
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!
nezzia says – reply to this

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"If you can't handle the heat, get out of the balloon! "

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LULU~* says – reply to this

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I suspect Richard is going to be more than "tired" once he's locked up in a federal prison . . .
Zefie says – reply to this

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So lame. Who cares? Honestly.
LULU~* says – reply to this

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Where are the grandparents, aunts, uncles? These parents are unfit - and its going to take a while to get the stain of Richard's batshit crazy off those kids.
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Is there family that can/will take the boys?
PixiePeet says – reply to this

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Good!

I don't want to see those UGLY kids again.
tanyabanana says – reply to this

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Hate to say it Perez, but you've been slow these past couple of days. This note was posted yesterday….
vamkat says – reply to this

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since they been discovered they don't want to face the media… hopefully they stay to their word
LosTAngeles says – reply to this

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these people have some freakin nerve I tell ya.
LV-Entergetic says – reply to this

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Support?
My "support" for them flew out the window (no pun intended) after I spent two hour's watching a fucking a empty balloon fly around… only to learn that it was all a publicity stunt. I hope they stay "tired" so they can't continue their fame-whoring ways.
ellebunny says – reply to this

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Looks like balloon boy wrote the "notice"
MisterQuint says – reply to this

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Someone could have been killed trying to rescue that empty balloon! Maybe DCFS should rescue those kids!
LULU~* says – reply to this

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The "we'd like to turn ourselves in to avoid the media frenzy" - why now? I say let them do the walk of shame.
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Or the "we don't want our sons to have to witness it." What? You INVOLVED them in a huge fraud - why be upset now????
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Someone needs to tell Richard the Decency Train in that household left the station a long time ago.
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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who the hell wrote that? one of the kids…….???
~~mykidsmom~~ says – reply to this

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And if you cannot write in proper english, then dont leave stupid little notes on the door!
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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In other words - "OUT TO LUNCH".
JamieN07 says – reply to this

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Luckily they didn't use too much of our taxes bc they called the freaking media before they called 911! If that's the first place you think to call when you are "supposedly" thinking your 6-y/o is in a home-made flying saucer…somethin's seriously wrong.
cheesemeister says – reply to this

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Well, boo hoo. Then don't make a stupid hoax to try and emulate your hero, Jon Gosselin.
I feel sorry for the kids but the so called adults deserve no sympathy.
blinkie says – reply to this

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what horrible people…and horrible role models for their kids.
JenandTom4ever says – reply to this

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I hope they are charged. They are a bunch of fruitloops
gossipygab says – reply to this

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I just hope that there is extended family to take these kids when the parents go to prison. I would hate to see them in foster care. Also, the wife seems like a victim too having to do what her husband says. He seems like a controlling nut!
joeharter1 says – reply to this

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Perez, I think I love you for that last line haha.
FryLock says – reply to this

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"Thank you for all of your support. We are not taking any interview any more. We are tired and busy making a scrap book of all our media coverage while we sniff glue."
Pacific Ocean Gal says – reply to this

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Support? Who the hell is giving them support? The entire nation thinks the Mother and Father are complete idiots and all feel bad for the kids.

What planet do these parents live on that they think anyone supports anything they did?

COMPLETE IDIOTS.

If some stupid network gives them a TV show, I will give up and will sell my televisions too. Anyone that would watch it after what these people did would have to be just as stupid as they are.

THE MOTHER IS DUMB AS A ROCK. Letting her husband lead her around by the nose. What a stupid moron.
JustSAYInSo21 says – reply to this

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Wow. The lack of correct grammar usage shows how stupid and ignorant these people are. What a FAIL for humanity as a whole. We should have concentration camps for people like this.
jaxfl says – reply to this

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I'm guessing the wife wrote this….
RakelSpektakel says – reply to this

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"If you can't handle the heat, get out of the balloon!" hahahahahahah.
Crabby.Appelton says – reply to this

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That was nice of them to hire Jon Gosselin's sign maker. Someone needs to take an English refresher course.
Laury says – reply to this

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And I thought the Gosselins were the worst famewhores out there. The Heenes need to move to some place where we'll never hear of them ever again. They sicken me.
LULU~* says – reply to this

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Re: magentapyramid – Hee hee hee - that was a good one !
nomofo says – reply to this

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Even ryan seacrest had this posted before you…
IfYouHaveNothingNiceToSay~SitNextToMe! says – reply to this

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There are no breaks in show business! This is what you wanted…
beachbum516 says – reply to this

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Dear Heene family,
If you want to write a note to interviewers and share it publically, could you at least use English correctly? We would greatly appreciate it.
Sincerely,
America
LULU~* says – reply to this

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Re: Pacific Ocean Gal – Agree, especially, the mother being dumb as a rock - or moreso - frighteningly PASSIVE. Clearly, bat-shit crazy Richard treats her and the kids like objects. (everyone see how irritated he was when Falcon tossed his cookies on the today show?)
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She is NOT a fit parent to protect those boys from their sometimes violent, bat-shit crazy father.
Siriuserandsiriuser says – reply to this

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Fuck 'em. They asked for this. Break down the door!!
Lucas says – reply to this

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They must be mentally challenged. The most normal of folks can write a simple sentence. "We are not taking any interview any more"? Just wrong — so wrong. We are tired? What the he-ll does that mean? Crazy people, crazy! Mel
jaybubbles says – reply to this

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what idiots. and it should be interviews. they wanted the publicity, sucks for them!
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Are they Asian? That would explain the grammar.
noneyobizness says – reply to this

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on the back of that note it says "BUT, if you interested in giving family reality show, then we not too tired to talk or interview."
BabyLuv says – reply to this

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Looks like his mail order bride hasn't learned English yet.
MissJennyNE says – reply to this

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Re: noneyobizness – HA, so funny!
YUCK says – reply to this

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clearly the asian mom wrote it, they have a way of dropping the S from their conversations and in written form too.
andriiiiia says – reply to this

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well the mom is asian..i guess they write the way they speak
pepperkitty says – reply to this

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this father managed to graduate to #1 parent-douch bag. and there is alot of competition. the D.A. better follow thru with this and fry his ass
Horndog says – reply to this

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Typical trailer trash, and what a shock they are on realty TV!!!
hotHOTTmess says – reply to this

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Re: jaxfl – hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! yea it definately was. i was just bout to say that.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Hurry up and arrest them. They think they're tired now …
You.Eff.Oh says – reply to this

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"If you can't handle the heat, get out of the balloon!"

Perez, you suck. You could have had a great punchline there

"IF you can't stand the pressure, get out of the balloon"

Dumby
twistedwords says – reply to this

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The part that makes me laugh the most is "Thank you for all of your support". Umm, can someone please tell me who is supporting them? Pretty sure at this point they have zero support, except for a lawyer hard up for cash who will come out of the woodwork soon enough.
La Vaquera says – reply to this

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All that narcissistic stupidity AND they're illiterate. What a bunch of fucks.
La Vaquera says – reply to this

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I would be delighted to read in tomorrow's paper that that ccuunntt Mayumi had to eat Falcon's shit for repayment and Richard had to suck out Maumi's period blood for the next seventy cycles.
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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Well that's pretty smart of them at this point.
duelastar says – reply to this

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I'm pissed off because not only was it just an excuse to fame whore but if something ACTUALLY does happen with one of the kids… no one will believe them.
cherie_t28 says – reply to this

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They should not be "tired". This family wanted this fame, they wanted the attention! What a load of crap, they really didn't think this through.
Failkips says – reply to this

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I don't think they get to decide whether or not they take any interview until they learn to grammar.
PoopTart says – reply to this

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all they missed was the S in "interviews" geez, u guys are looking for anything to get on them about… how bout fuck the grammar or spelling mistake and focus on NOT focusing on them…. they are getting what they want!