Michael Lohan Threatens To Kidnap Lindsanity!
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He's no Jamie Spears, but Michael Lohan thinks he can put his formerly functioning daughter on the right track!
After Lindsay Lohan was giving a slap on the wrist in court for not completing her alcohol awareness courses, her mediawhoring father has devised a plan to get her back to normal (as if anyone knows what that means).
He says:
"I'm going to see the judge this week - I can't believe they didn't drug test Lindsay when she went into court. If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged w/ kidnapping. Lindsay doesn't even know; she thinks she's herself but with all these prescription drugs and other stuff."
Not only is his credibility shot, but we highly doubt the company he keeps is a good influence on LiLo!
Someone else is gonna have to save Lindsay from herself!!!
Any takers?!
[Image via WENN and Fame Pictures.]
She is so trashy!
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Quick, while she's got 3 hairs left.
…What a fucking WEIRDO. Poor girl.
HE WANTS CONSERVATORSHIP!!!LOLOLOLOLOl..HE MUST NEED THE $$$$.."cause he knows JON CAN"T PAY HIM BACK.!!!!…RUN LINDSAY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any takers? Haha, no. If I were to invest my time into helping someone with a drug problem, I wouldn't start with someone who stays relevant because of her abuse. She knows it. You know it. We know it.
Yes Michael, go kidnap Lindsay, that's an AWESOME idea.
then when u get thrown back into jail, we won't have to hear about your dumbass for a long time.
I'll pass…thx he Mario how about making a new site called "PoRNOpEREZ"
If this is the type of legacy she wants to leave, let her. Yes, it seems rediculous to say legacy but let's be forreal. To the present day readers, we know she's a trainwreck. But, it's people like her & Anna Nicole who will have a following like Marilyn Monroe. Sad but true… This FC knows what she's doing.
freaking holidays must be a blast with this family. i can just imagine thanksgiving dinner with all of the back stabbing. i wonder if they even set knives at the table,,,,
Re: LizardKinG – LOL.. still can't believe he posted that shauna sands shit…
Re: JigSaw – Hi there..
ok, this girl may be trash now, but she was not born this way. She was once a sweet girl, a great actress and someones child. Unfortunatly both her parents have failed her and her sister and she is spiraling into an early death due to lack of any guidance, support and love. Someone please help her, the courts should have done more than extend her probation, this is only enabling her…her dad may be doing this for publicity, but if it helps Linds get sober than let him do it. She will die from an overdose. Look at poor Anna Nicole, that tragedy could have been avoided if only she had someone who cared about her in her life. Stop pointing fingers people and realise now that your ignorance and vile hate towards this poor girl will be her death. As much as you all dislike her, can you honestly say that you want her to die?? Has she hurt any of you people so badly that you think she deserves to die? No! Probly not,..so why the hate? Now is the time to realise that this girl is no threat to anyone else but herself. Leave her alone for fucks sake. What a world you all live in,…I'm very sorry for you all.
all lohans should be packed into a sturdy fedex box and shipped to afghanistan where the taliban can do with them all what they will.
ummm no not interested
Re: JigSaw – morning….er, afternoon jiggy!
STOP REPORTING ON THAT IDIOT MICHAEL LOHAN! THAT MAN IS THE TOOLEST OF THE TOOLS. LEAVE HIM IN THE SHED PEREZ!
Re: Canadiana* – @ 11 - i know mario has no morals but I've been around here a long time and have never seen a link to a porno……someone else said it (lizardking maybe), next it'll be pedo links….i can't believe people actually condone any of his actions……
I agree with him that that girl would seriously benefit from a conservatorship, but unfortunately both of her parents would be useless for that. Michael is probably hoping that he can cash in on that $50,000 per month that Jamie Spears gets, but I don't think she has that kind of cash anymore. She really needs someone who is interested in doing the right thing by her and not taking her shit at the same time.
He should be arrested. He's actually planning to commit a crime. This guy is a loony.
any takers??…….she's more then welcome here…….!!!!
any takers??…..she is more then welcome here ……!!
fuckin freakshow
This almost reminds me of a movie script. Girl can't stay clean, dad kidnaps her and takes her to an undisclosed location to nurse her back to health. BUM BUM BUUUMMM! What will happen next? Will she finally see the light, find God and get clean? Will her girlfriend go Jean-Claude Van Dam and save her or will she be too late to save her from dad's dasteredly plans to maybe take her to another country and Whore her out for money! Or worst of all could a Mackenzie Phillips/Daddy like love arrive and change everything!!!! Craziness
"If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight." Yeah, that sounds legal. I have never seen so much family drama in my life.
Kidnap her, wtf?!? This family just gets more crazier as the days go by.
would she listen? MJ wouldn't listen and look what happened. He allowed some idiot to feed the habit intraveneously; an idiot with a license to pratice medicine. And speaking of Dr. Feelgood..how she getting all these drugs. Alcohol is legal, so there goes that addiction, but the weed..well ok..but everything else. I cannot believe this woman has screwed up her life. I'm praying for her.