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What Is A Stripteese???

Filed under: Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese shows you ABOVE - and tells you in her upcoming flipbook, Dita: Stripteese, out November 3rd.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

44 comments to “What Is A Stripteese???”



  1. 1

    who is she again



  2. 2

    She is beautiful! Thank you for giving us an afternoon treat.



  3. 3

    and she's coaching Christina Aguilera in Burlesque!!! Epic!



  4. 4

    HOT!! Love her!



  5. 5

    she's gorgeous. makes me want to never eat again.



  6. 6

    What the fuck was that.



  7. 7

    I know alot of you guys hate her big time but i kinda like it in a old school kinda way.Geeze,first the sex tape chic and now Dita stripping.Did you recently hire a straight ghost writer Mario?



  8. 8

    hot



  9. 9

    Hate her all you want guys ,at least Mario's not up to his usual tricks of showing underage disney kids doing kinky shit!



  10. 10

    Nothing very original here. Hardly Hot! Hot! Hot! But then, what the fuck would you know about it?



  11. 11

    what the hell is going on today - porn links, this shit, the adam post below this that's almost soft porn……..holy shit mario–get your horny panties out of a bunch…….



  12. 12

    Don't you make enough money from the wallpaper ads? The google ads are just plain annoying. And its always the same one. Stop it already.



  13. 13

    slut much?? who wants to look at a foofy pink BEDAZZLED flip book of a stripper celebrity?? and what is up with her snow white skin??



  14. 14

    i love her. wish i had that figure!



  15. 15

    its just an advertisement basically…..but burlesque is pretty cool but wasnt it done like ten years ago….what about futuristic stripping?? HA!! clown strippers!



  16. 16

    More porn Mario?



  17. 17

    Re: RedWingsFan – #9 AT LEAST ITS NOT GAY PORN…



  18. 18

    Erm, Dita used to be a low rent pornstar. I've seen the vids. Well gotsa respect classy hos!

  19. Sezzy says – reply to this


    19

    i cant take anyone who has fucked manson too seriously. perez, get off her nuts already

  20. nip says – reply to this


    20

    LUV, she's just being herself….Dita all the way!!



  21. 21

    Re: LizardKinG – even the gay porn crap doesn't bug me as much as the kiddie stuff we see on here all too often!
    So how ya doing King?Where's SAW?Oh that's right,he's got a new movie to promote!



  22. 22

    whoa! what are all of you so pissy about? yeah it's an advert for her new book…just like a preview for a movie or tv show. and she looks AMAZING. don't be jalouse. if we all practice (and had a stunning '40s wardrobe) we could do it too!



  23. 23

    That's awesome, I wanna know how to do that and I lobe the "Burlesque" style. I have been to a "cheap" lil show in my hometown last fall in a hole in the wall bar/club for the first time and it was kind of sexy. One of the girls I went to school with was a black dancer and I got to talk to her before the show and after she performed. It was soo hot, me and some of my girl freinds made out in a drunkin stupor.



  24. 24

    give me a piece of that ass



  25. 25

    Re: spagetticake – Her snow white skin is perfect that way…but you can keep yours orange and leather looking if you want.



  26. 26

    Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – I am already working this out. Never hurt to put more spice in your life. Love Dita too. Hey how are you? I am slowing down the exercise routine and working on this. Love it! Hello people!



  27. 27

    so pretty but her teeny waist scares me



  28. 28

    hasn't paris already done this



  29. 29

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    Worst. Stripper. Ever.
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    I saw her show at Fashion Cares in Toronto, the giant martini glass bit - it was pathetic - she wallowed around in the glass (completely out of sync with the music) and actually had to tell the audience she was done to elicit an anemic round of applause - it was like the whole audience collectively went "What? Is that it?"
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    burlesque is about the appeal of the dancer and the seductive nature of a slow, teasing strip - Dita is kind of pretty with a good sense of style but believe me we are one or two half-assed performances like this away from the ghosts of Sally Rand, Lili St. Cyr and Tempest Storm leaping from the grave and tag slapping Dita Three Stooges style
    -



  30. 30

    isnt it spelled strip /tease/?



  31. 31

    oh i fucking adore dita von teese. this video was brilliant, and i cant wait to pick up her book :)



  32. 32

    Thank you! She is beautiful and pefect!!!! Love her!



  33. 33

    She's one ugly bitch.



  34. 34

    Lame…Shauna Sands should show her how to work it!!



  35. 35

    Re: timetofly

    It's taken from her name… "Teese" ~ get it?



  36. 36

    That's it?
    Loved her clothing more than the performance



  37. 37

    So, how much did she pay you for this blatant advertisement?



  38. 38

    Re: Paris France – Hi babydoll, havnt seen you in a while. Yeah, I have always loved the old Hollywood look and find Burlesque dancing interesting.



  39. 39

    that was hot
    ;]

  40. Wingy says – reply to this


    40

    HAG.



  41. 41

    dita von tater (potatoe head)



  42. 42

    uuuuu a must buy!!



  43. 43

    Re: Claudia* – Claudia, honey…….you really need to get out of the house more.

    "Who is she again"…………..omfg.



  44. 44

    Re: RakelSpektakel – but she's actually fairly normal sized compared to most of the hollywood anorexic bitches out there nowadays…
    she smacks you with old hollywood glamor and voluptuous sex appeal. tastey!