Michael Lohan Reveals Kidnapping "Detox" Plans

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Michael Lohan continues to spout the crazy when talking about his plans to "help" daughter Lindsay Lohan.

Between talk of conservatorship and restraining orders, Michael Lohan is now clarifying his statements about setting Lindsay straight saying he had no plans to kidnap her:

"I just meant I'd like to detox her myself…but of course I'd get arrested. People will twist my words to mean what they want. The bottom line is, Lindsay needs help, and no one wants to do anything."

Detox her yourself? We understand you want to help your daughter, but why are you spilling everything to the media and WHY don't you get actual professionals to help her?!

Apparently Michael wants to take her to Okeha Castle on Long Island since he's friends with owner Gary Melius. Melius has apparently offered up the hotel to serve as a "home-base" for Lindsay as long as she wants while she sorts out her life.

We don't know what is going to unfold in the Lohan family dramz, but they never fail to keep us entertained!

[Image via WENN and Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Oct 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm / Email this  »

    19 comments to “Michael Lohan Reveals Kidnapping "Detox" Plans”



    1. 1

      I'll say it again….these people are pathetic. Actually, beyond pathetic.



    2. 2

      This dumb fuck needs to shut his face and disappear



    3. 3

      SKANK FRECKLED PU$$Y!



    4. 4

      MICHAEL LOHAN IS A CLOWN. What a sad state of affairs for his children.



    5. 5

      I know that Lindsay's dad makes our stomach turn. But then again, who else does she have? It seems like she is alone in this world. Her mother is in denial and probably will not stand up to her daughter because she knows Lindsay will cut her off and then what will she do? Someone needs to help her before it is too late! I just feel like it is dejavu with Anna Nicole Smith. Everyone saw it coming but no one tried to help.



    6. 6

      Lindsanity needs help but michael douchehan as well like father like daughter



    7. 7

      hate to say it, because it is michael lohan but, lindsay really needs it.



    8. 8

      You can't detox someone else when you yourself are toxic.



    9. 9

      As crazy as the old man is, he's 100% right. Orange Oprah isn't going to do anything because she won't bite the hand that feeds her. Someone has to do something to save this young woman's life because it's clear that other than the old man, everyone else who loves her just doesn't give a shit what happens one way or another.



    10. 10

      I admit his approach is odd, but she does need help. I used to want to be like her and look like her, now I just feel sorry for her. She's going downhill fast. I hope she makes it out alive. She has potential of being a great actress.



    11. 11

      Lindsay needs help!



    12. 12

      So much for getting positive influences.



    13. 13

      Girl come stay with me we'll listen to music :)



    14. 14

      i'm not gonna say lindsay needs detox bc i don't personally know her and i'm sure not going to deem her an addict bc of the media. but.. let's say she does need detox. her dad and/or any professionals are not gonna do any good in forcing anything. i don't care if she's sat down with the biggest shrinks in the nation (which i'm sure she has.) none of that is gonna make any difference until it's what lindsay wants for herself. it's her body and she's gonna (and she SHOULD) act with it how she wants. is that always a healthy way to live? no. but everyone cramming "detox" and "intervention" down her throat is probably gonna make her go "eff you" and continue just bc she can. her dad needs to chill out he sounds like a moron. i think it's people like her mother who keep her going. ppl that let her know they are ALWAYS there for her no matter what. i feel 100% sure that if and when the day comes lindsay does need/want detox, she will be able to go to her mom for full support instead of having to hear things like "i told you so"



    15. 15

      Michael Lohan is pathetic.



    16. 16

      Unfortunately, people actually get away with doing things like this. Parents do take grown adult children to undisclosed locations and force them to do what they want. Lindsey should actually be worried about her fathers statements because what he's saying is as crazy as it sounds. From someone who has experienced what he's threatening first hand and has been very wounded by the actions of people who thought they were helping, this is not the way to go. This is a FELONY. He'll go to prison, these threats are insane. She ought to be seeing if she can legally do anything about him publicly threatening her.

      & I truly believe he cares and wants to help. But you can't KIDNAP people. God. It doesn't matter what you want to call it, if you take some one against their will for ANY length of time it is KIDNAPPING, ABDUCTION AND FALSE IMPRISONMENT.

    17. ap076 says – reply to this


      17

      Just some quick thoughts. She needs to want help before she can accept it. Detox for the legal prescription drugs alone that have been reported, would require professional medical help with extensive experience in detoxing, otherwise she would be vulnerable to seizures or even death.



    18. 18

      conservatorship? Seems to me he's just scheming to get his hands on her money. Apparently trying to get attention for himself by talking about her to the press isn't enough for this douche. No wonder she wants a restraining order against him!! This guy is a such a CREEP!!



    19. 19

      She needs help no matter who helps her. She is not helping herself so why can't someone else try to help her? Maybe her dad is a duche bag but he is her father like it or not. Wouldn't you rather see him try to save her from herself then not? Does anyone else out there want to take this responsiblity on? Where the hell is her mother? I'll tell you she's out promoting her shoe line. Maybe Linds doesn't take his calls and so yes he uses the media to get to her he is her dad his flesh and blood what the hell would you all do as a parent if you wanted to reach out to a drug waisted child that doesn't want to hear the truth because in their heads the drugs are there best friend and your the enemy? Not defending him just looking at this from a parent point of view.