Not So Fast, Vin Diesel!

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Damn him for taking our advice!

After reports that the "actor" backed out of the xXx franchise, it seems Vin Diesel was just pulling a cruel prank and letting us believe we were off the hook!

The rarely seen action hero will definitely be starring in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, which is set for a 2011 release.

Wowsa! Wasn't that also the name of a cheesetastic porno in Boogie Nights?!

"I made a few calls on this and I can tell you that it is completely not true," confirmed Diesel's publicist.

Another day, another terrible movie!

    Posted: Oct 20, 2009 at 1:30 pm / Email this  »

    21 comments to “Not So Fast, Vin Diesel!”



    1. 1

      Bless him.



    2. 2

      He's all washed up! Does anybody really care?



    3. 3

      "Another day, another terrible movie!"… or sequel.



    4. 4

      What are you trying to say>? Psyche? Vocab a little over your head, I think



    5. 5

      You are a giant asshole perez.



    6. 6

      What the hell does your post even mean??? A little editing maybe?



    7. 7

      Re: LV-Entergetic – true :/



    8. 8

      "PSYCH!" is spelled P-S-Y-C-H. "Psyche" is a completely different word, dipshit.



    9. 9

      Of course he will be in another xXx movie. Without him, xXx would be more like xxx. Personally I prefer his Riddick movies, not the xXx movies.



    10. 10

      …I'll bet you'd like him if you knew how huge his cock is!



    11. 11

      Vin is yet another person who lacks talent who only got where he is because he probably has a big cock and fucked the right male agent. My question is this: What happens when you put unleaded gas in his cocksucking mouth and light a match? I wonder how fast and furious he is then.



    12. 12

      Re: MeliZoops – I am usually a stickler for spelling, but really, this is not a website that is devoted to intellectual pursuits. So go somewhere else and shut your piehole. Dumb ass bitch. I wanna slam my you know what down your you know what. Asshole. Yeah, call me angry. Call me an asshole. Go on, you stupid fuck face.



    13. 13

      Re: karencarpenter – From what I understand, Vin used to have a monster cock when he first got into the industry. But then he became a raging roid user and it shrunk to the size of a peanut. That's why he's stuck doing shitty ass films. Hollywood is all about who you fuck or who fucks you.



    14. 14

      Mario maybe you should stop spreading unverified stories as fast as you spread your cheeks :)



    15. 15

      WTF does boogie nights have to do with anything? the movie-within-a-movie is about brock landers and chest rockwell. and NOBODY'S taking your advice - just because you make an inane suggestion on your dumbfuck website doesn't mean that when it actually happens, it had ANYTHING to do with you. go back to the boat you came off of, dude…



    16. 16

      Re: Porker Hilton – ha. i'm guessing NOBODY fucks you!

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      17

      I am no Vin Diesel fan, but his return to the Fast and Furious franchise pushed the domestic box office to the 155 million or over two times the amount taken in by the previous installment in which he did not appear. Just sayin'



    18. 18

      Doesn't matter how much his movies suck
      he's too hot to pay attention to the movie
      lovelovelove vin diesel



    19. 19

      MAria menounos is a mother fucking child molester and is fucking one !! on the side of course.. I wonder if she called this in yet ??



    20. 20

      Wow, I think it's fair to say Porker Hilton is a Doughe Bag! Maybe you should take that stick out of your ass and drink down a cool glass of haterade. Next thing you can do is redirect the way you speak, because it's hard understanding someone that only talks with bullshit, Douche bag.



    21. 21

      I think that history Riddik best. I live in the Far East of Russia and my country is amazing places where you can very inexpensive to make a video. It is fantastic landscapes. Beside China, with its Great Wall. In Russia now booming amateur extreme sports. Vin Diesel with his amazing charisma me and my friends like it as an actor and person. In fact, if I had someone took out all sorts of interviews, I probably would have had a fight - that's for sure. Vin - I'll understand perfectly! Of course I would like to talk personally, but it is hardly possible. His and so it got …