Celebrity Wedding Registries!
Filed under: Love Line > Heidi Montag > Kendra Wilkinson
Famous people may get married just like everyone else, but you can't expect them to endure a lifetime of happiness without overpriced, unnecessary goods!!!
If you're Ivanka Trump and tying the knot to another millionaire, you'd think you could afford your own houseware , but think again!
The couple are registered for a $1,300 silver bowl from Tiffany, a $500 sterling silver picture frame, an Elsa Peretti carving knife for $225 and a $290 silver vegetable spoon.
For $290, that spoon better cook our vegetables AND digest them for us!
Or maybe you're prissy like Kendra Wilkinson and you need a $700 air purifier or a $60 towel warmer?!
Sigh.
That's nothing compared to Heidi Montag's Christofle Galea Sterling Silver Serving Fork for $538!
She doesn't even eat! What could she possible be doing with that?!
Celebrities- they're just like us, but entitled!
[Image via WENN.]
did u have 2 bring these 2 idiots up???? UGH >:(
Heidi Montage is a celebrity? I've never heard of her before. Who is that hairy guy in the picture?
Oh the spelling errors. Come on. Seriously. A lot of these won't be caught by spell checker. "you're own houseware"?? I thought the difference between your and you're was covered pretty thoroughly in third grade.
I used to work in the Bridal Registry in a major department store in Orange County. Nouveau Riche brides are the worst. Classy people ask for donations to charity (in lieu of gifts.) I don't know, I think if they already have millions of dollars, it's really, really tacky to register and ask for gifts.
The Perfect Celebrity nuptials: I want to marry Michael Cera–and he's Canadian, so we're very lucky. We would register at Target. Fred from YouTube would be our best man. Perez, you can be the ring-bearer. The cast from Glee will be our maidens of honor. And Bill Maher will officiate. Heaven….
lol. she doesn't eat! luckies. they have money! ahaha
You made me laugh so much with some of this stuff you wrote…I can just picture you saying it.
why do people give them so much money? don't they know they don't have to?
What is the big deal about a $700 air purifier or a $60 towel warmer? The air purifier will clean the air in the entire house - and if you have dogs that's a great thing to have when there is a baby in the house. A $60 towel warmer - now that's something us normal folk can afford.
that is just ridiculous. 500 bucks on a fucking fork? They should both be shot
If the gifts are to be appropriate, I imagine that Heidi will receive a massive tool and Spencer will get a giant douchenozzle.
Re: BOKO – " Perez, you can be the ring-bearer."
Be careful of what you wish for. Perez will come flouncing down the aisle with his pubes dyed pink and your ring around his dong.
Lord, I"m tired of the high heels with the Frankenstein-like 2 inch platform blended into the shoe . . . .
Re: ice blue chicago – You're right. Air purifiers are one of the things that the more you spend on it, the better it is. Very practical, although expensive.
A towel warmer is amazing. In the UK we have heated towel rails in most bathrooms, and it's a great thing to have. Not only are your towels toasty, but they dry quickly.
Re: Zombie Hitler – Best comment ever.
Re: Zombie Hitler – LOL !
$538 for a FORK?!?
THEY ARENT EVEN CELEBS!!! THEY ARE A DISEASE !
Perez, you are so shallow. Or jealous maybe that you didn't get an invite to any of the three weddings? Obviously, if the celeb couple is shelling out hundreds of thousands to throw a wedding for friends and family, it is fine to register for some pricey gifts. Seriously…how much do you think it costs per person to throw a huge wedding?
I'm really disappointed at your narrow-mindedness.
hopefully she can stab Pratt with that fork
do you realize how many people 600.00 could feed it put forth towards a charity?
Oh and montage is NOT a celebrity
WHAT HAPPENED TO SPENCER AND HIS COWBOY HAT? DID IT HURT HIS LITTLE HEAD?
I'm sorry, but I think it's tacky when people with that much money register. Why not say 'no' to gifts, and yes to a charitable donation instead…or nothing at all. Registries and wedding gifts/money are for couples who are just starting out and don't actually have all the dough to set-up house at once.
Kendra's gift suggestions are totally reasonable. $60 for a towel warmer is reasonable and a humidifier will be used everyday; so you will definitely get your moneys worth. But $500 for a fork? How often do people use a serving fork? I can only think of the times my grandmother uses it on Thanksgiving, Easter, and Christmas. Maybe $538 for an entire sterling serving set…but considering how often these people actually cook for themselves, who knows.
Re: onceinawhile – Good point!
Do Heidi & Spencer even know people wealthy enough to get them those kinds of gifts? Doubt it.
Perez, how much are they paying you to keep talking about Heidi ? Stop boring us with this famewhore.
Re: onceinawhile –
I totally agree!!!!
Re: ashalicious – That's why huge weddings are lame. If you're poor and from the country, then, maybe, yeah, register for gifts. But, seriously, if you feel justified to demand gifts by using a registry because you feel the need to stage an extravagant wedding…you've got issues. You're a narcissist with ego problems. Only certain types of people throw those kinds of weddings. What's wrong with an intimate affair among family and friends?
I really HATE them! UUUUGGGHH! they must be killed off in a weird reality-based way!
Speidi can't use SmarteCartes. They have to use the RetardeCartes.
A towel warmer? Really? Put the fucking towel in the dryer for a few minutes. It'll get warm! *rolls eyes*
When you're worth millions of dollars dropping 1300 dollasr on a fork isn't a big deal. Trust.
LMAO that's retarded!
holy christ, thats all ridiculous….. wtf.. go to wal mart..
HOE
I think wedding registries in general are out of control. Especially for people who are a little older and settled living together. They don't "need" half the stuff they register for.
Being a Trump will only have rich friends at her wedding so yes she will put these items down on her registry because these are normal requests by their standards. I imagine her guests will buy these items for them for wedding gifts . It is pocket change for the company Ivanka keeps.
The amount of money celebrities spend on useless overpriced shit is OBSCENE.
Do they have any idea how much people in developing countries would benefit from money that would be otherwise spent on a $500 fucking fork.
Absolutely disgusting.