Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Today, Katie Price was busy doing what she does best,
whoring promoting herself and her merchandise.
Price showed up to Selfridges in London to promote her new book, Standing Out, My Look, My Style, My Life.
And the trainwreck showed up in pure tranny attire.
She was even surrounded by hot tranny messes!
Katie rocked the Anna Nicole Smith/Marilyn Monroe trashy look and even switched wigs during the event.
Joining her in drag was her current boyfriend, cagefighter Alex Reid on the far left in that awful getup.
And to the right of Katie was her brother Daniel Price rocking Katie's ridiculous wedding dress outfit to her former love, Peter Andre.
Does this mean her book sucks if she needs this much of a publicity stunt?
[Image via WENN.]