Celebrating Lindsay's Un-Birthday
At the Angel Ball after-party at 10ak in New York an announcement was made by the DJ in the honor of none other than Lindsay Lohan:
"23 bottles of Cristal for Lindsay Lohan's 23rd birthday!"
Sweet, but Lindsay's birthday is in July!
Shortly after, 23 more bottles were passed around with people even greeting Lindz with well-wishes on her "birthday" prompting the actress to say, "I don't know why they are doing this. My birthday is July 2nd."
It's not known who exactly bought the booze, but it is suspected that the "mysterious Malaysian" who was bidding some serious cash on a Lorraine Schwartz earrings and a Birkin bag is the culprit.
Not only was it NOT Lindsay's birthday, but she's enrolled in a court-ordered alcohol education program for God's sake!
Though if we know our La Loca, we bet she indulged in a glass or 4 anyway!
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Is she flashing a nipple? Looks like it on her right side.
That's pretty embarrassing.
FIRST! Nice NIP!
I sshe flashing a nipple? Looks like she is on the right side.
She has 'that look' about her suddenly….. is she peddling Mary Kay Cosmetics on the side???
How the F^%K is this chick only 23 when she looks like 43???
Talk about burning the candle from both ends!
anyone notice that this site doesn't break anything, gossip or otherwise, it just rehashes everyone else's…I bet Perez is so wrapped up in giving concert tickets away and trying to convince Warner Bros. to let him sign a security guard.
when can we report on his demise? Oh wait, we're witnessing it.
She is out of control. Someone lock this woman up before she does one more stupid thing!
nice nip slip - dumb whore…….
pure trash
nip slip.
she's 23? she looks 73. ridden hard and put away wet i say.
granny NIPS! EWWW wtf
Is that a nip slip on the right boob?
THEY ARE MOST LIKELY MOCKING YOU,LINDSAY. SEEING AS YOU'RE STILL ALIVE ON YOUR 23 B-DAY, THEY WANNA SEE HOW MANY MORE B-DAYS YOU'LL MAKE UNTIL YOU KILL YOURSELF BY OVERDOSING OR SUIDCIDE
23 bottles is a bit excessive!
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oh btw she's makes Madonna look 23….
Seriously- she looks 47.
Crap she looks 43 years old now… Too much alcohol, parties & drugs my dear!
LiLo is only 23??
For real??23??
Omg she really damaged -and still do- herself.
She can even ruin nipple-slips.
Re: GodsVagina – I am 41 and look way the hell younger than she does in this pic.
Slight nip slip.
You failed to mention the Angel Ball was held by Denise Richards (hate on her much?) for cancer research and as far as I have read Lindsay did not even show up for the event just the after party, typical.
i cant believe she is only 23…shes funny..i can hear her saying,"I don't know why they are doing this. My birthday is July 2nd"..i like how she explains things to the paps too ha! poor girl
oh im sooo sure that a court ordered alcohol program is going to stop that stupid slut from boozing and drugging….if so, she wouldnt be walking around looking like a cheap extra from zomieland…and further more ur site along with everyother media outlet wouldnt talking about how much of a hot druggie mess she is!….
Her face is over makeup'ed, over tanned, and over freckled.
Her bleach blonde hair just adds to the mess.
I don't think blond hair suits her as well as red does. Lindsay, if you're reading this…you look better as a redhead !!
She's gross
absolutely agree guys !!!!!! she looks like 43 , my mum looks so much better !! she used to be so pretty . what happened to Lindsay ???????? too much drugs , parties and alcohol ……………. Lindsay stay away from that fucking shit !!!!!! and please stay away from sun …………………… oh my god ! she looks ugly !!!! she should go to rehab and tries to leave drugs , alcohol , parties !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What strength it must take to forgo youth and get staight (?) into more mature roles. She could do 'Valley of the Dolls' as as one women show (one night only).
Stop trying to be Marilyn you ho. …You marilyn MonHOE
shes 23?? really? a year older than me? she looks like fuckin SHITTTTTTTT..and she has the money to keep up her appearance, unlike us normal people. so when celebrities look like shit they deserve to get shit for it..she is soo gross..she takes what she can get thats why we dont know if shes gay or straight
Dear Lindsay,
Please move somewhere normal like Minnesota. Once you arrive please bend over and lick yourself. Then disappear forever.
Signed,
The Human Race
I have never seen someone age so rapidly in one years time. Its like a horror movie couldn't produce something so ugly taking place with the best makeup and hair people than the trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan. She is way past bipolar, she needs to be committed for long term care. I don't even think a conservatorship can help her at this point her condition has deteriorated that much.
Re: danitykane – she couldn't be marilyn monroe if she tried. She looks like SHIT
Re: Canadiana* – no one should be caught with that shade of lipstick. the whole look is horrid
Poor thing looks so aged!
This girl is going to end up a high priced call girl sooner rather than later . . . she is on such a downward spiral it is frightening to watch.
Unlike Britney she has idiots for family who are enableing her for their own benefit.
This makes me sad.
I hope to be wrong, but man that road she is on is headed right down that lane . . .
Lohan proceeded to announce loudly 'but you know I don't drink' then give herself a bottle Cristal enema.
Is anyone else watching this downward spiral reminded of Anna Nicole like I am? She seems like she is out of it all the time now. Desperate and surrounded by enablers, I truly hope she gets help before it's too late.
Thats def. a nip slip. Perez darling, how could you miss this?
How could one person be so fucked up ??
Clean yourself up, get a fucking job and stop acting like the village whore !!
Una teta!!!!
WOW. Its hard to believe she is ONLY 23. She looks 83 and she seems to have lived a 100 lives. Dude slow down its a long life. OOPS NOT FOR YOU!!!
Re: ap076 – FYI - the party is given by a woman named Denise Rich. Her daughter died of cancer.
Yeah, that's a nipple. The best thing about this posting is that Perez didn't point out the nip slip - it's just THERE. The photo is hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time.
Why in Hell does she keep insisting on being a blonde? She ain't pretty enough to pull it off.
Yuck!
Re: LizardKinG – Ah, hell to the yes on that. What has happend to her OMG! Maybe she should hang with Madonna.
Ha! I spot a pinkie! Damn girl… you seriously just let yourself go!
SHE LOOKS CUTE here. The coat is perfect for her. I think she's a lotta fun and don't understand what all the fuss is about. She's like most any other young woman, doing all the same things they do–only it all photographed to death. You should see some of the outrageous shit young ladies do here in L.A. on the weekends, drunk at clubs. Lindsay Lohan is not so different from them, yet she is villainized.
HER RIGHT NIPPLE IS ALMOST COMPLETELY EXPOSED! hOW DID YOU MISS THIS pEREZ!!!
it's that her nipple?
that's totally a nip slip too
she's only 23!?!?! she looks like she's 37ish
she looks loke crap! I hate that air -kiss she's "blow"ing to her fans. We know she fuct up and it's sad because she is now
WOW. Whats with the blonde hair and black ass eyebrows. That shit looks stupid ppl!
Is that nipple I see??
What the hell…nipples, bad tan, bad hair colour, bad lips. Thisi young woman looks old beyond her years.
This is strange. Could it be …photoshopped?
Love that Perez didn't even see the nipple. Ha….guess he's not a tit man.
This is just tooooo sad. Imagine if there's a competition among clubs as to where she will take her final fall. Seems like someone's fueling the fire here. Pathetic. I pray someone will truly help her.
god she looks disgusting.
her nipples are crowning
I really hope she manages to get someone in her life that helps her to get into recovery, otherwise we are going to see this once talented young woman on the news in another tragic celebrity death, she needs help. She will never get this from her family: they are complete and utter enablers if ever there were some.
She thinks she's Marilyn now for sure. It won't be long. Major train wreck coming.
that is indeed a nip slip
?????? For real - she's ONLY 23?!?!?!?!?!? Seriously? would someone please check her birth certificate to verify that because I'd SWEAR she doesn't look a day under 35. WHAT the eff has she been doin' to herself to age so swiftly?
Re: Nonbreeder – Yeah, the coat looks perfect, to you because it is made up of the fur of all the gerbils you have shoved up your ass over the years more likely months. Your post spews more shit than you do on your "dates" with East Sunset "workers". You have no concept of someone in crisis vs girls partying in their youth.
If three car chases, 2 DUI arrests, a non denied buffet of prescription drugs, 3 failed rehab stays, and probation violations, ( this excludes all the illegal drug usual and sexual acting out she is reported to exhibit) don't indicate a problem what does.? And you don't see what all the fuss is about. You are nothing but an old lush who lives to see people getting drunk off their asses. There are many paths to recovery however none will work until she is ready. You already exhibited your ignorance about the AA path in a post about her before, calling it a cult. You just like seeing people messed up more than yourself although, in addition to your drinking, the Cleavland Steamers
and Dirty Sanchezes you enjoy so much mean you are even more messed up and just plain filthy than anyone I have ever had the displeasure to meet.
Re: Isle of Tiki – Thanks so much for correcting me. I was obviously poor in my research and got my Denises mixed up. This means I may be qualified to work for PH. Funny how everyone else is more focused on the nipple. The world we live in!
I don't know how she could possibly get any uglier. she is disgusting