Jesse Metcalfe Is A Z-List Movie Star Of Hallmark Proportion!
Oh, how far the douche has fallen!
The former Desperate Housewives star couldn't be more desperate!
Jesse Metcalfe will star in Fairfield Road, a Hallmark Channel film centering around Noah McManus, who is about to begin his dream job as a legislative director for a U.S. senator.
OMG, we could not think of anyone less believable in the role! For one thing, no male in politics have eyebrows that defined!!
All hell breaks loose for his character when his new boss resigns and discovers that his fiance his cheating on him. In the completely predictable plot twist, he goes to Cape Cod to get away from it all and falls for a local girl while becoming involved in their small town election.
Barf!
And we doubt he can even pull off the cheesetastic plot line!
Will U watch this shitty movie when it premieres next year?!
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I actually like Jesse Metcalf.. I love him when he was on 'Passions' and I love him on Desperate Housewives.. I don't know why Perez hates on him so much.. Lay off Perez..
Perez, he's hot, what's your problem with him???
Perez he is effin gorgeous…Yes he is a douche but so is Jon Grosslin…at least Jesse is handsome. I wonder if you are secretly in love with Jesse?? Humm? Be honest here. I'd do Jesse and those eyebrows!!
Leave him alone Perez.. Jesse is 'seksi'.
I really dont care if he's Z list, he is way fucking hotter than most hollywood men.
Uhhh he isn't a former Housewives star. He is on the show this season, idiot.
Do you not do research before you make these blogs?
And at least he isn't a fat fugly fuck like yourself Perez. Not that I even give a shit about him but still, why make fun of his eyebrows. At least he is getting action even if he is "Z-List."
His careet can't be that bad. The movie my not be great, but, he's getting paid and he's mentioned on your site. If he didn't have a career why would you be talking about him? Your a dumb ass Perez!!
shut the fuck up perez he's a cool guy not everyone in hollywood have to be ass kissers
Lay off of him. You are obviously so jealous of him. He is DDG and his eyebrows are sexy. You wish you looked that good.
He may be Z list but he suuuure is purdy!
NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL WOULD I WATCH THIS SHIT. I CANNOT STAND THIS DOUCHE.
Hey, work is work. He's not in a position to pick and choose his roles, so cut the guy a break. You'd do the same. Making it in Hollywood is very difficult to do. So good for him, he got a job!
Perez you can sometimes be so arbitrary with who you're hating on! Give him a break, why is he a target!?
Zombie Hitler needs to go away.
It's not right to hate on someone because he is hot.
perez, you would soooo do him. and……….well………so would I.
lol everyone hates you perez/blogger/whoever. it's because YOU ARE A DOUCHE. Z-lister? really? Than that makes you….? I don't know..whatever comes after z, which would be nothing. you're a NOTHING sack of shit. Then you go on pretending like you care about social issues. You're a BULLY not to mention a horrible example of the gay community.
No, I never watch the Hallmark Channel, but I wish Jesse good luck with his career.
Really good picture of him here ..
Perez/Barbara/Ghost Writer: how well do any of you know Jesse?
Those are some harsh, spiteful words .. something to back them up???
whatever his status may be these days he is daaamn seksi– jesse metcalfe is one hottie
Oh, come on! The Hallmark movies are cute and wholesome! Is that what offends you? A nice little movie with a happy ending?
he's hottt, do you hate on him because he's not queer like you? just because you don't have a chance in hell with him doesn't mean his acting skill suck or that he's a "Z list actor". he's better than half of those idiots on desperate housewives, if you can even call those biatches actresses.
Hott!!!
damn he is fine… i'd lick every inch of his body.. i dont care how long he went without a shower.. mmm mmm
Re: Zombie Hitler – Every time you type "flipper baby", i laugh my ass off.
You are such a fucking asshole. What is your issue with him. I am not a fan of his but he is a working actor trying to make a living. Besides he probably makes more money making a crappy hallmark movie then I make in a year or 2. What is this z list suppose to be? A way to put him down! You make it so hard to like your site.
Hell YEAH I'll watch it, and I'll watch ANYTHING he does. Met him in August and he was SUPER NICE. At least he's working and not sitting behind a computer and typing mean shit all day.
Anne Rice was furious when Tom Cruise was picked to play the lead in "Interview with a Vampire." She wrote the company, articles, you name it. Now, I'm not at all a fan of Tom Cruise, but after she saw his performance she wrote him a public and private letter of apology. Point being: Let's see what the guy can actually do before we judge him.
Perez, did this man reject your advances or what! Everytime I see him on this site you are saying negative things about him. Queen, unless you are fucking blind you must admit….This is one fine specimen of a MAN. He is all that and much more to look at…….at least!
Well, you're posting about him, so clearly the dude has made it.
perez you know you wanna fuck him..
I'd just like to note on a more personal level with Jesse Metcalfe, that this party-goer came to the nightclub I work at, we through a big party on his behalf, sent out flyers and brought in a lot of people for his appearance. He finally showed up, stayed for an hour, got everything on his bill (roughly $1000) comped and he didn't tip his waitress a single dollar. He sat at his table making-out with several chicks he brought along with him and didn't interact with anyone in the club. He was nearly impossible to find because he kept disappearing for long periods of time. This guy is a true-to-heart deusch and deserves every crappy role he gets til he is dug into the ground so far that no one even knows who he is.
HOT you stupid fuck!
He called Perez a few names back when Perez was just getting this blog going…..and the hating lives on..
Still more successful than you, Perez. And he'll still be around in 5 years…..
Yet again, one of your pathetic jabs at a hot guy who would never give you the time of day. Dude you are the Z list whore not him. Jesse is hot as fuck. I hope this guy gets an awesome role one day and shits it right in your face hooker.
well…I have to say that I kind of like those cheesy Hallmark made for tv movies…
I will watch anything with Jesse in it
Sure I'll watch it, if you're *not* in it.
You know you are so jealous of his looks because no matter what you say about this guy you have to admit he is beautiful looking.
Hes a hotty
Jealous that you have a wasted Tisch degree and he's getting more roles than you?
I'm sorry but you WISH you were half as good looking as Jessie, lay off Perez, your embarassing yourself!!!
I'd let him put it in me…and, im in politics and have defined eyebrows, you SWINE.
Oh shut up Perezita he is so yummy!!!!
I like the sound of it.
He is not a "former Star". He's on this season. Yesterday you showed us the devastation of the "Housewives" set with the plane crash which was in fact the Universal Studios war of the worlds set and now you tell us Jesse is a former star. Do your research before posting this "news"
Re: Zombie Hitler – Oh my fucking god,this is so funny!
I think if he went after Perez, there would be no problem. He wants him for sure.
I stopped a production company for a film which will remain unknown to insist on some changes for the female lead once. I watched the whole thing and nothing could have saved that turkey except to send it to Mexico for Thanksgiving!
This Man is soooooooo hot! and you just cant stand it! I would watch him clean his house if they aired it!
who care's if he can't act, he's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to say.. for someone who is soooooooooooo hated. Jesse gets a lot of coverage on this website. What is your anger with him?
Give him a break honey, he is very cute and who can ever forget desperate housewives season one???NCIS LA starring Jesse Metcalfe!!!!What ya think honey???
I didn't even read the story with this picture, I just saw this man and was like "OMG he is HOT!" Now I'm about to go see what ur talking about Perez
PEREZ, fire whoever is typing for you
its so clearly not you these days !
Bitter Perez..always hating on cute straight boys…hahahahah so sad. I just have one question..if the man doesn't work, are you willing to pay his mortgage? The boy has to eat and if a Hallmark movie pays the bills…then so be it. You act like your an A Lister…something you will never ever be. Stop it with this type of bashing…it's really getting old. I think it's time to find a real gossip site….
Perez you are so jealous you can't have him..still…
probably…b/c he's hot!!!
Jesse is so gorgeous. Beautiful eyes and features. I hope this beautiful man can find a better job and SOON!
Perez, lay off Jesse…this dude is handsome and talented. What's up with the dislike of Jesse. It makes no sense!
Perez, what is your beef with the cool Jesse Metcalfe? He turn you down or something. He is multitalented and one of the best looking dudes in hollywood. Get over it will ya? he's also part Iberian (Portuguese) like you.
I happen to LOVE the Hallmark movies. They always make me feel good. . .
Why do you always have to be so hateful??
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Me too… Perez doesn't like anything unless it's Britney, Beckham, Gaga, Dita, or all the other drivel he promotes here!!!
You do know he is back on Desperate Housewives, right???
he's still hot
He's perfection despite his douchebag ways …
i actually like him.. i mean, does anyone remember 'John Tucker Must Die'? that movie was AWESOME!
i might. i like lifetime and he is good looking.
I love Jesse Metcalfe
Perez needs to stop hating on the guy just because Jesse doesn't want him