Wanna Have Sex With Becks?
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True > David Beckham
David Beckham condoms will soon be available to purchase in Madrid.
At a MUSEUM!
Can you say awkward!?
The Thyssen-Bornemisza museum will be selling the condoms decorated with the soccer superstar as part of the Tears of Eros exhibit later this month.
Baroness Thyssen, wife of the man who founded the museum, is very supportive of the project saying "I don't see why anyone should be scandalized. It is a way of bringing art and responsibility."
You hear that Perezcious readers? Safe sex with David Beckham is art!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Posted: October 22, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I wonna have sex with Bexxx soooo bad
i wish something VERY BIG and VERY ON FIRE would drop out of the sky on top of him and his plastic wife. they both suck ass.
is he gonna be in the condoms???? lol lol
Safe sex with Beckham also includes knowledge that his boney, oven roasted, char broiled, basted to a crisp wife would be part of the deal…. That'll turn ya off sex for a decade, no need for the condoms !
His dick is as old as donald trump. Gross
That man is so sexy, and always will be!!!!!! YUM =D
Bet Becks has a very 'small' peen!!!!!! LOL
Erm….. only if he's wearing it!!
Safe sex with my Perezcious is also an artform - theatre of the absurd.
JUST BECAUSE ITS ART DOESN'T MEAN ITS GOOD ART….
Re: Canadiana* – …I keep getting edited.
he should use them himself, he has too many kids and speaks of having more. UCK!
Re: karencarpenter – LOL.. you must be typing some pretty colorful shit then girl… LMAO !!
I would definetly die a happy woman after fucking him!! YUMMY!!
the becks are getting DOUCHER by the day…..
Re: Canadiana* – Re: karencarpenter – did someone say cocktails?
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT SEXXY MOFO! LOL
WHATEVER it takes to promote safe sex. Good idea.
(And he looks great in this pic)
I'll stick with Magnums (types with sarcastic smile on his face).
Re: LizardKinG – art is not good or bad, there's no judge in art, thats the whole point of art, expressing your thoughts in a way no one can judge ¬¬
Re: contrarianchick – whats wrong with having 3 kids?? or 4?? xD it aint that bad
Re: JigSaw – …YOU just did and we are in! …around 6?
Are they extra large condoms, or regular?
The Thyssen-Bornesia is one of the best museums in Madrid. 6 or 7 levels near the Prado and the Renia-Sofia. You will enojy lush Velaquez, Dali, El Greco, Klee and of course Picasso. In regards to the despicable 'Baron Thyssen', she is married to the man who in the 1930s, made a fortune alongside Prescott Bush of Union Bank of New York, banking Adolf Hitler's extermination of 6 million Jews. Noted should also be the Harriman family as well as the Rothschild family (yes, Jewish), who also added to their blood money fortunes.
if it gets ppl to buy condoms then its good right?
are you not getting any atm prez?
Oh, god I don't believe this. That is one sexy man!
I'll take one of those please… with a bow… to go!!
No thanks
That's an interesting idea.
I wonder why they're doing this? Trying to be creative, eh?
Sounds about as exciting as the glow in the dark condoms they used to make. Maybe being European they will be a better fit-maybe a little more room there.
Any method to make buying (and using) condoms more easy- be it art, fashion, music or porn- is good in my book. Just do it;-)
Well I guess it take's a " prick " to promote a dick!!
I'll Fuck him.