Jon Gosselin Wants To Taint CBS
We knew Jon Gosselin couldn't stay away from TV for too long. The camera hog is looking to be on celebrity editions of The Amazing Race or Survivor.
Jon can't even survive a marriage and 8 kids, what makes him think he could survive in the wild? And he doesn't exactly have the physique for running from country to country.
A source close to the situation (we're guessing Jon himself or Michael Lohan) reveals "Jon is planning to fly to Los Angeles in late November for a meeting about appearing on one of the shows. Nothing is a done deal yet. This is in the very early stages."
The network has made no comment.
Why can't they put both Jon and Michael on a deserted island, pretend they're filming them and just leave them there. Forever. We like that idea A LOT better.
But if for some reason the TV god's decide to punish the world, we're sure Jon can get some tips from Homewrecking Hailey on how to survive getting attacked by a tree.
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…he can drop weight while getting paid and further his celebrity. I would watch but I just poked out my eyes in preparation.
Something tells me that he hasn't seen his taint, his balls or his peen in the length of time it's taken to grown that big fat gut !
Please oh please put him on survivor…maybe we will get lucky and he will get lost for good…either that or make him the only asshole man and the rest are moms…they can eat him alive….
He sucks!
if you take those losers Gosselin and Papa Lohan you might as well take that asshole Spencer Pratt,then drop all three of them off somewhere…
Re: Canadiana* – just this morning you saw mine…. still smiling
he's a celebrity?
Re: JigSaw – And thanks for both that and the preview of your new flick !!!
It won't happen. TLC has the right to renew Gosselin's contract through February, 2011 and they're on the warpath.
CBS. Don't do it!! I can't stand the guy.
Hey Perez, you have some cash to offer the douchebag(wouldn't take much cash), and we would all(I'm sure) chip in if you can get those two losers on and island with say lots of poisonous snakes, and a camera with no film in it and leave them there forevaaaaa!!! Luvs U In Canada, but you knew that xox
For the love of God, NO!!! No more Jon Gosselin. Anywhere.
Is it just me or is Jon morphing into an Oompa Loompa?!
Please send me away from my kids.
I heard him say with his own mouth: NO MORE REALITY TELEVISION. This man has NO brain.
Re: Annie Sue – …LOL!
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I hate him so much. He is such a slime.
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Team Kate.
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You know, in a way, I kinda feel sorry for Jon, shuttling from reality show to reality show, looking for a home, like a big pudgy orphan looking for someplace to crash. So long as he doesn't show up at Boko's pad.
rest of the world does not know who these gooslings are
Is that a Louis Vuitton briefcase to the left of Jon?
He makes me barf.
Well he survived living with that NIGHTMARE WHORE BITCH KHATE so he can survive anything. Shes a freakin low life monster.
I won't watch anythign with him on it…….worth missing an episode!
Re: Zombie Hitler – you dont capitalize god if it's plural….
You f u c k i n g hypocrite, Fatass. Angelina Jolie is *THE* queen of homewrecking and Khate can't live w/out nannies and craft services, so f u c k you BOTH.
So what did he do wrong again? Left a woman who asked him to stop BREATHING once? She kept his nuts in her purse, he finally manned up and took them back. Watch some re-runs.. youll whince with the way she talked to him.
Team Jon!
"Jon can't even survive a marriage and 8 kids, what makes him think he could survive in the wild?" LOL
you are the only thing keeping this relevant…. if your continous monotonous coverage of this tit ceased, it would vanish like a boring itchy rash–shut up already mario u are the only person keeping these a88holes relevant
Is it too much to ask this @sshat to get a real job????
If they are dumb enough then they deserve what thy will get from this twirp.