It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
And they're pretty dismal!
The wacktress was painted as adequate, but just another unqualified film actress to take stage, falling short of embodying the character. Or they may have just forgotten to watch her acting and focused on her ass!
According to Ben Brantley of the New York Times, Sluttyienna's finest attributes were her "good diction, good posture and great legs. Commendable as these attributes are, they are of limited use in portraying a tautly wound, death-courting neurotic who is eaten alive by her own demons."
Unless Miss Julie effs her own demons, we didn't think it would work!
Michael Kuchwara of the the Associated Press wrote that she "looks sensational: blonde hair done up in a quintessential 1940s 'do, her trim figure wrapped in a pert floral print dress that shows off her great legs. The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction … And there is a relentless quality to Sienna Miller's performance, not terribly subtle or vulnerable, but compelling in its obsessiveness."
Yes, hawt and relentless!!!
We bet there's a slew of New York men that would also describe her as such!
The only theatre she should be doing involves ping pong balls and a donkey!
[Image via WENN.]