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Sluttyiena's Broadway Debut! The Reviews Are In!

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And they're pretty dismal!

Sienna Miller debuted in Patrick Marber's revival of After Miss Julie on Broadway last night and for all purposes, it could have been worse.

The wacktress was painted as adequate, but just another unqualified film actress to take stage, falling short of embodying the character. Or they may have just forgotten to watch her acting and focused on her ass!

According to Ben Brantley of the New York Times, Sluttyienna's finest attributes were her "good diction, good posture and great legs. Commendable as these attributes are, they are of limited use in portraying a tautly wound, death-courting neurotic who is eaten alive by her own demons."

Unless Miss Julie effs her own demons, we didn't think it would work!

Michael Kuchwara of the the Associated Press wrote that she "looks sensational: blonde hair done up in a quintessential 1940s 'do, her trim figure wrapped in a pert floral print dress that shows off her great legs. The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction … And there is a relentless quality to Sienna Miller's performance, not terribly subtle or vulnerable, but compelling in its obsessiveness."

Yes, hawt and relentless!!!

We bet there's a slew of New York men that would also describe her as such!

The only theatre she should be doing involves ping pong balls and a donkey!

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18 comments to “Sluttyiena's Broadway Debut! The Reviews Are In!”



  1. 1

    …if I lost a day for every critically poor review, I'd be dead by now. Oh, wait…



  2. 2

    I hope that she and Balthazar die in a plane crash or something. Hate them both.



  3. 3

    Goo-Boy, if your balls ever dropped, you could be the donkey show.



  4. 4

    AND THE DONKEY WOULD OF COURSE BE PEREZ AND HIS HUGE ASS CHIN! DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE IS!



  5. 5

    AND THE DONKEY WOULD OF COURSE BE PEREZ AND HIS HUGE ASS CHIN! DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE IS NOW AND WILL ALWAYS BE!



  6. 6

    PEREZ IS A FAILED ACTOR…GET WHY HE HAS TO CONSTANTLY RAG ON ACCOMPLISHED ONES? HE IS A CATTY JEALOUS BITCH THAT IS SO OBVIOUS ITS PATHETIC…BEYOND PATHETIC STRAIGHT TO PIECE OF SHIT!



  7. 7

    Speaking of ping pong balls……….. how many can you fit in your sphincter mario??



  8. 8

    ahhh the nights on broadway good bad reviews



  9. 9

    Her reviews are not that bad. I know several people who saw the show and said she was good. Not great, but good and very compelling. At least she's not some fat-ass who criticizes people on their looks. THAT would be the worst thing to be in the world!!



  10. 10

    Sienna is not very good in "After Miss Julie". I saw it a few weeks ago. She seems to try so hard that it comes off as over-acting. Johnny Lee Miller was actually very good though. It's disappointing… Roundabout Theatre Company has 2 flops on their hands right now… "After Miss Julie" AND "Bye Bye Birdie".



  11. 11

    Ping Pongs and a donkey….is'nt that a normal Saturday night for you Perez??? You fat RETARD…oops sorry you fat mentally challenged thing

  12. Dita says – reply to this


    12

    Saw it last Sunday in previews and thought the show itself was ok - thought she & Johnny did a good job considering the material.

  13. MP says – reply to this


    13

    Those critics never like anyone.



  14. 14

    Those reviews are far from "dismal"



  15. 15

    In my country we have no horny women.



  16. 16

    saw the show..she was horrible..she over emphasized every other word and the show itself was really confusing at the end..she did look good tho but who cares? i needed to see a show for my acting class and review it but i really didnt have much to say about "after miss julie" aside from how awful it was



  17. 17

    Sluttienna? Come on now Perez. Don't tell us that you're still not getting laid?
    Sienna is a natural blond. If you want to dye your hair that color, try a high-end salon in NYC or Beverly Hills. Leave the Kool-Aid packets of lemon and cherry at Pathmark, please.



  18. 18

    she's hot