J. Lo Shuts Down Ex's "Mockumentary"!
Jennifer Lopez's legal team have sent a cease and desist letter to halt production of How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story, a mockumentary about life with the star.
Really?!
The film, which is currently casting and scheduled to shoot in February, chronicles the life of Ojani Noa, a model/waiter/Cuban immigrant, and his pursuit of Jennifer, similar to Borat's love of Pamela Anderson.
Yikes!
But, this is not the first time he's tried to capitalize on the fame of his ex-wife!
Noa received an injunction in 2007 to prohibit him from “licensing, disseminating, distribution… any book manuscript or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez.”
Although he claims that this film is a “100% parody,” there is no doubt he has it out for her!
Noa blames Jennifer for never being able to get his career back on track and cheating him out of a proper divorce settlement. Oh, and she supposedly effed a bunch of dudes while married!
“The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person,” said Noa. “I was in totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn’t my fault she shared it with 3 people. I was angry.”
No wonder she divorced his ass! What a loser!
Lopez's bitter ex will pen the film, while Jo Estevez (Charlie Sheen's unheard of brother) is set to direct!
Would U even bother to see this movie?!
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Oh poor baby is a VICTIM. But why can he not tell his story? Is this USA the land of free speech?
Martin Sheen's brother
I'd suck his cock.
Ew! He is so lame. Get on with your life. You sound like Ben Affleck. Leave it alone. Move on.
Yeah of course I would, probably the only interesting thing to be written about J-Lo.
JLo is a talentless money/fame-grabber. What about that collaboration with Snoop? SOOOOOOOOOOOOO cringey. I feel so embarrassed for her over that.
Her husband Marc is also awful, I saw him being interviewed, he was so arrogant, no charm or integrity, just an awful man, really.
Nevertheless, he's better looking than Skeletor.
this boy just doesnt give up….its been how many years?? time to move on
Re: kaylo – Why does he sound like Ben Affleck? Ben was the only man that finally dumped JLo and put her ego in check. Ben could ever care less that's why he moved on not too long after they ended and married and now has 2 kids. He was the marrying type, just not to JLo. and yeah, I believe that Jennifer was screwing other men on the side. Look at her track record, 3 marriages and 1 engagement and 1 serious relationship, all in 5 years.
I would rent it the second it hit the video stores
why is he a loser for wanting to tell his story? She can make money, but he can't?
Loser/Stalker
fuck you guys. i think that scandolous BITCH should have no right. why the hell cant he do his "documentary" b/c you cheap nasty ass is scared that the truth will come out. How "Jenny from tha block" HAS BEEN WITH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THA BLOCK" GOD I HATE THIS BITCH FOR SOME REASON.
i would deffntly see it, jennifer lopez sucks she has no talent her only notable asset is her ass
I read somewhere Ojani was the manager of Jennifer's restaurant while she was married to Chris- so how can he say she "destroyed" his dream of making it big! Ojani, built a giant balloon and fly back to La Habana, OK? You are a loser!
Sounds like a dumb movie.
"Would U even bother to see this movie?!"…. no.
LMFAO!!!
She does have a type…..This Dude looks like a 12 year old Monkey too!!!! BHAHAHA
i really want to hear what he has to say… she must be really afraid and it must be the truth… most celebs don't care because they know it's not the truth
pancake face (JLO) looks like a bug in that picture…
She's ALWAYS trying to shut everyone down that says anything about her! Wonder why? She has a lot of shit to hide!?!?!?! I'd go JUST to support HIM!
msmay. It was always meant to be! wmyctwci Ny ym 46 ms b.
he should make a film about those EYEBROWS! god, they have a life of their own!
she sucks balls anyway–who cares?
YES.
Too bad Ojani forgot to mention that he is GAY and stole from Jennifer… DUH
Ojani is GAY
I for one can't wait for the day that someone actually publishes a tell on Jennifer. She's so fucking fake. I mean I respect a bitch that knows she's a bitch but I have nothing but disgust for these whores who fuck everybody and try to tell you that they are "really conservative and chaste". Yeah, Suge Knight has a video of Ms. Jennifer fucking like a porn star which she also had to get a judge to cease and desist. Oh, but she can't shut it down forever sooner or later someone with pull will spill the beans. Can't wait!
I see it if it turns out to be a gay porn with Ojani and Chris Judd banging each other.
And J LO's an angel right?
NICE SCARY WEREWOLF EYEBROWS! LOL!!
Wow… when this loser is gonna go away!!!