Jesus Luz Is A Momma's Boy!

Filed under: Madonna > Love Line

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Well, that explains his taste for the menopausal variety!

Madonna's boy toy, Jesus Luz got a very affectionate visit from his proud mother, Cristiane Regina da Silva, while deejaying at a club in Rio this past weekend.

And it turns out that Madge is 14-years older than the boy's momma!

Kinda creepy!

If he and Madge get married, the mother-in-law will be younger than the wife!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

    Posted: Oct 26, 2009 at 6:00 pm / Email this  »

    61 comments to “Jesus Luz Is A Momma's Boy!”



    1. 1

      wow she looks like she could be his sister!!



    2. 2

      Madonna is sick … she gave her soul to the Devil



    3. 3

      Could I hate you anymore? searching memory banks…computer says NO

    4. Ticc says – reply to this


      4

      who cares about it? i think you are jealous of madonna. :P

      she is the queen. she cen get who ever she wants. i adore her



    5. 5

      thats creepy,,,



    6. 6

      ewww perezzz! do not bring up the oedipus complex!



    7. 7

      So how old that woman was when she open her legs to have that boy then? 10!



    8. 8

      his mum looks so pretty and young :)



    9. 9

      You know the golddiggers when you see them. She's probably happy that 51-yr-old Madge has bought both her and her 22-yr-old son.

      It's still not as gross as that 21-yr-old who dates 57-yr-old Jeff Goldblum, or that 20-yr-old who dates 66-yr-old guy from the Rolling Stones, or 60 plus year old James Woods who has a 20-something year old girlfriend.

      GROSS!



    10. 10

      Shouldn't the headline be "Madonna's boyfriend was born to a 13 or 14 year old child!"



    11. 11

      creepiness factor to the max, let's hope that poor guy is geting substantial benefit$ from hanging out with that skeleton madonna



    12. 12


    13. 13

      The mom is 37. She had him at 15. Her mother is 50. She had her at 13. Teenager moms = teenage moms. It's a nasty cycle. These teenage girls do nothing but spread their legs. Gross.



    14. 14

      so.madonna is hot jesus is hot.jesus y madonna wtf the problem?u think his mom is upset very doubtful.



    15. 15

      She was 15 when she had him!!!



    16. 16

      there all creepy,including Madona…….



    17. 17

      SO BASICALLY……..the old hag is old enough to be his GRANDMOTHER!!!! She is one disgusting old bag!



    18. 18

      Porkez, you're really a pervert!!!
      I'm sure it is because your mom has never showed some love, but moms usually kisses her kids, even if they're so ugly as yourself.



    19. 19

      Eww..

    20. Gigi7 says – reply to this


      20

      It is kinda creepy. Madonna is 30 years older than him
      It's equally creepy when old men date young girls. Leave the kids alone Old People !!



    21. 21

      What's that brown shit on her face? Ewwww!!!!



    22. 22

      I have seen her in some of those Brazilian videos, of which you can see a remnant by her mouth.



    23. 23

      Re: VanGroovey – HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !!!!!!



    24. 24

      sexist pig. men do it all the time!



    25. 25

      Re: dirtyfinger – My thoughts exactly!!



    26. 26

      Are you sure that's not his sister?



    27. 27

      That's his mother?? Are you sure?? She looks too young to be his mother. I bet you got it wrong, bb.



    28. 28

      MADONNA IS OLDER THAN THE PYRAMIDS
      HAHAHAHAHAHAH



    29. 29

      Re: lauris
      Madonna is sick … she gave her soul to the Devil
      HAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT



    30. 30

      MADONNA is soooooooooo dirty
      she does every thing she can to get som puplicity
      sooooooooooo dirty
      soooooooooo low



    31. 31

      HAGDONNA is soooooooooo dirty
      she does every thing she can to get some puplicity
      sooooooooooo dirty
      soooooooooo low



    32. 32

      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
      MADONNA IS THE UGLIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD



    33. 33

      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE
      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE
      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE
      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE
      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE
      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE
      MADONNA IS AN UGLY WHORE



    34. 34

      Re: LauraLou
      SO BASICALLY……..the old hag is old enough to be his GRANDMOTHER!!!! She is one disgusting old bag!
      HAHAHAHAHAH



    35. 35

      SO BASICALLY……..the old hag is old enough to be his GRANDMOTHER!!!! She is one disgusting old bag!
      HAHAHAHO



    36. 36

      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT
      MADONNA IS SHIT



    37. 37

      HAGDONNA IS GARBAGE
      HAGDONNA IS GARBAGE
      HAGDONNA IS GARBAGE
      HAGDONNA IS GARBAGE
      HAGDONNA IS GARBAGE



    38. 38

      MADONNA IS OLDER THAN THE PYRAMIDS
      HAHAHAHAHAHAH HA



    39. 39

      Re: Ticc
      MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF FLOPS
      MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF FLOPS
      MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF FLOPS
      MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF FLOPS

    40. MP says – reply to this


      40

      Good God, did she have him when she was 10?! Wtf. They look like siblings and it's kind of creepy.



    41. 41

      ew nice shit streak on her face.



    42. 42

      What is that gross brown spot on his Mom's cheek? Ewwww

    43. Moron says – reply to this


      43

      Age is just a number,moron. Madonna is talented,smart and beautiful.Any man should be proud to date her.

    44. Moron says – reply to this


      44

      Re: madonna is shit – You have serious issues.You should be put on psychiatric medication ASAP before you go ahead and slit your wrists.



    45. 45

      –If he and Madge get married, the mother-in-law will be younger than the wife!–
      -
      -
      What's really creepy is that Jesus' mother gave birth to him when she was 15.



    46. 46

      creepy is putting it mildly….creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppyyyyyy



    47. 47

      are you sure thats not his sister?



    48. 48

      Wow, she is gorgeous. I had to do a double take to be sure that the youthful lookin woman was REALLY his momma. That's it Madonna oughta be ashamed.

    49. 6one9 says – reply to this


      49

      She kind of looks like a dude to me.



    50. 50

      Madonna ROCKS!



    51. 51

      I'm sorry 14 yrs younger than madonna? Making her like 36? And how old is this jesus character like 23 or something? So she was lie 13 when she had him? Yesh…



    52. 52

      I thought she was a tranny. What is that on her face?



    53. 53

      who cares .jesus mom is young cause she was mother age 14 years old.is that normal?absolutely not. madonna is sexy.i would date madonna if i could and wasnt about her money.she is not stupid.she never gave any money to bvoyfriends.and perez she wont marry again.by the way CACA IS UGLY AS HELL



    54. 54

      Re: LauraLou – ASSHOLE SHE IS OLD TO BE HIS MOM.SO WHAT.MANY PPL DATE OLDER PPL.LIKE MICHEAL DOUGLES FOR EXAMPLE.SO WHAT.JESUS MOTHER WAS A MOM AT 14.DO U THINK ITS NORMAL????GET A LIFE.U ARE AN OLD SKANK



    55. 55

      people, in alot of south american countries it is not abnormal for girls to have a baby at 14. hell, in places in the u.s. it's not uncommon. Jesus's mom was about 14 when she had him. anyhow, men can have younger women it should be ok the other way around. the double standard is fading….LOVES IT!!!!!



    56. 56

      Re: madonna is shit – honestly, why waste your time being so nasty. Do you want to end up being a hater like Pereuza Hilton??? lol



    57. 57

      Pereuza, queen of nasty, that's a son kissing his mom… lol… it might looks like the end of the world here but down there they do that all the time… lol…



    58. 58

      hahahaha! Madonna is sure old! Geez, when your boyfriend's mom is way younger than you then you are O L D



    59. 59

      Re: madonna is shit – #28 older than the pyramids LMAO!!!! She's been around since Jesus was a child and I don't mean her boyfriend Jesus!



    60. 60

      Sorry, Perez, the math doesn't compute. If he's 20, which I don't think he is, she would have been 16 when he was born. You'll post, anything, won't you?
      www.anamericaninbrussels.com



    61. 61

      I see nothing wrong with it and neither does Jesus mom, us guys do it all the time so why can't the women date younger men and besides he is dating Madonna one of the worlds most sexiest women, Madonna looks like she is in her late 30's with a body of a 20 year old.