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How Much Do You Love Your Vulva? Wear It!

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What a great holiday gift idea?!

The gift of Yoni!!!

We kid you not, if it is your dream to walk around with your vulva hanging around your neck for all the world to see, than your wish has finally been answered.

We found this little "artistic" endeavor on Etsy.com and for just $23, you too can have a pendant of your "yoni".

CLICK HERE to see the pendants! Warning: NSFW, obviously.

Each pendant is one of kind, sculpted from your submitted pictures to the artist (and she does request you send at least 2-3 pictures for accuracy) or your own, personal description. The artist asks that you include in that description the following:

*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

Or if you prefer, you can order one sculpted from someone else's "yoni"!

And don't worry about any "wear and tear" - each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

As the website says, "celebrate your beauty" and put your order in NOW! All major credit cards, money orders, and sexual favors are accepted!

CLICK HERE to see the pendants! Warning: NSFW, obviously.

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212 comments to “How Much Do You Love Your Vulva? Wear It!”

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  1. 1

    ummm ewwww! i don't wanna know what the next girls cooch looks like, thx!



  2. 2

    i dont know how to feel about this…

  3. ClubM says – reply to this


    3

    grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i just vomit in my mouth



  4. 4

    GROSS! OMFG!



  5. 5

    ICK!



  6. 6

    ummm ewwwww! i really don't wanna know what the next girls cooch looks like, thx!



  7. 7

    Where do you find this stuff to post? lol!



  8. 8

    that is by far the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen!!!! Seriously I mean what the fuck is the point of that??? and ps. if you have major nasty beefcurtains, why the hell would you want to show it off in the first place??

    So gross



  9. 9

    Oh my god. I dont know what to say.



  10. 10

    Mario you should get one of these and staple it to your huge forehead!



  11. 11

    gross



  12. 12

    I want one to cum on!! ha ha



  13. 13

    I think it's pretty funny.. Stupid and kinda gross, but funny..
    I don't think it's gonna be in fashion for a while though…



  14. 14

    oh god gross



  15. 15

    iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  16. 16

    those are beautiful, a cross between Georgia O'Keefe and so much that is fabulous about being a woman; thanks for highlighting, Perez, and congratulations to the etsy artist for doing this for herself and all the rest of us; true vagina love is long overdue, xo



  17. 17

    Didn't think it was possible but you're becoming even more of a creepy perv.

  18. <3. says – reply to this


    18

    those look like really ugly flowers

  19. mayXD says – reply to this


    19

    ewwwwww perez ur sick!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. jian says – reply to this


    20

    justv gross and i'm a girl don't want the male counterparts available either



  21. 21

    They look like flowers.



  22. 22

    The large one on the far righ is modeled after Kate Gosselin's vulva! I just ordered three of each.



  23. 23

    ew. wtf?



  24. 24

    wonder if she got any requests from people with herpes outbreaks…??



  25. 25

    OMG!! that's so EEEKKKK!!!



  26. 26

    Umm ew



  27. 27

    eww



  28. 28

    omfg….



  29. 29

    iack!



  30. 30

    grody!



  31. 31

    I am unsure as to how I feel about this. It's shocking, it's gross, it's beauty.



  32. 32

    Very classy. will look great by grandma's Xmas tree



  33. 33

    Why is everyone being such a prude?? It's a funny and artful, not something you would wear to work….. although plenty of guys are more than willing to drive around with silver balls hanging off the back of their trucks.



  34. 34

    Now, I wouldn't wear one, but props to the artist for celebrating a woman's beauty! :]



  35. 35

    My Perezcious has already been in touch with the so-called "artist" to see if she could do a selection of phalluses for the Perezcious to wear as a necklace. The Perezcious also asked if she could work from his drawings of what he imagines Zacquisha's, R-Patz's, and K-Lutz's boy bits look like.



  36. 36

    hang it on your rearview mirror.. next to the air freshener..



  37. 37

    Re: Poindexter-X – And the one in the middle of the pack is Sarah Palin's… now we know what she tested her clit cream on ;)



  38. 38

    That's just disgusting… I have it all down there, but lady bits just are nasty looking.



  39. 39

    I can't believe people are saying this is gross! To counteract such a body-fearing viewpoint is the artist's point- sadly, women are taught to be ashamed of their vulva, and the artist is isolating and pointing out the flowery, beautiful form of the vulva a la O'keefe. I wouldn't wear one because I'm private, but I think this is a really interesting and worthwhile idea.



  40. 40

    weird as a necklace - just so out of context!



  41. 41

    It's sad that a forum full of mostly women find vaginas so disgusting. Self hating much? Learn to love yourselves, not what porn tells you to think is normal.



  42. 42

    Where's the scrotum pendants?



  43. 43

    Re: Canadiana*

    LOL!!!!



  44. 44

    the "african american " one is beyond gross, wtf is wrong with the lips?



  45. 45

    that is sooooooo disgusting

  46. jkf says – reply to this


    46

    For an extra $20 they'll soak it in tuna



  47. 47

    The black one looks like that fake dog chit!! lolololololololol Just like the real ones ahahahahahahahahah

  48. jkf says – reply to this


    48

    The one on the right, I know her!



  49. 49

    The sides of the brown one looks like its been worn out or left in a skillet too long. The pale one next to it also seems to be pitted. And what's with the tiny dicks growing out of them? I know Chyna has one from so much steroid abuse. If any of these were me, I'd seek immediate medical attention. PS Seriously, do all brown ones look like burned bacon on the edges?



  50. 50

    Ewwwww! What is this artist going to come out with next??!???! Cock necklaces??



  51. 51

    UHhm EWWW



  52. 52

    Gaga ought to order one big enough to wear for a hat.



  53. 53

    The one on the left looks burned eww



  54. 54

    regretsy.com posted this weeks ago…



  55. 55

    That is gross!



  56. 56

    The one in the upper left belongs to Carrie Prejean.



  57. 57

    Reminds me of a quote from one of my hubby's relative regarding the appearance of most vajay-jays. "Looks like a wagon-track through a cow patty."



  58. 58

    Jesus christ, look at that one on the bottom left. It looks like it could fly away…



  59. 59

    If you like stuff like this, check out regretsy.com - it's gross/ugly/stupid/weird stuff on etsy.



  60. 60

    I'm black so I can say this, That black girl snatch looks like dog shit.



  61. 61

    LMFAO That shit is too funny and sick all at one time lol :P



  62. 62

    Ok, this left me speechless for a minute. Is it just me or does one of those HooHaas look like the clit is sticking out a bit far?! WTF…and I am sorry but one of those beef curtains looks diseased!!!



  63. 63

    Ugh, you people disgust me. Why did I think there might be any 1) self-respecting women or 2) heterosexual, experienced men on this forum? Lol.



  64. 64

    i think everyone should have to wear one…men and women….that way we all know what we are dealing with!

  65. ta-da says – reply to this


    65

    Couldn't they have at least used better looking "samples" to advertise. If my goods looked anything like the ones pictured, I wouldn't let anyone see my stuff.



  66. 66

    it's for the loners who can't get girls. I don't think any one would where this outside of their house. It's like wearing a dildo around u neck I'm mean really. who would really by this.



  67. 67

    omg



  68. 68

    Where is JIGSAW when we need him?!?



  69. 69

    I think this is a beautiful effort to celebrate women. Obviously you wouldn't wear it to work, church, or out to dinner, but it's a nice personal thing. You girls should be ashamed of yourself for bashing vajayjay's. You each have one and need to embrace your beauty and sexuality.



  70. 70

    EW!!!!



  71. 71

    so wrong



  72. 72

    In response to the people who are saying its not gross & obviously you don't like that part, blahblah, that's not the case. I mean, honestly, I don't think down there is something to be glorified, but I don't have a problem with it/mine. I just don't want people, and I don't think people want to either, see what I, or anyone else, looks like down there.



  73. 73

    um those are some nasty vaginas.



  74. 74

    All you people saying "It's beautiful! Appreciate your vulva! Have some respect for yourselves, girls!" need to shut up and stop telling people what to feel. If you think it's beautiful and want to wear your private parts as jewelry, go right ahead, but for the rest of us who find it disgusting, let us decide how we can best respect ourselves as women.



  75. 75

    Should be "Scratch & Sniff". What's next your bloody "balloon rings" !



  76. 76

    LULZ!!



  77. 77

    I wonder what Rosie O'Donell's looks like?



  78. 78

    that's why i love dicks. "yonis" are so gross!!!
    serious



  79. 79

    For an extra $25 you can get your to smell like a yeast infection too.



  80. 80

    This is just wrong!



  81. 81

    DISGUSTING!!! Who would wear such a thing?



  82. 82

    what are you guys, 13? christ, get a grip.



  83. 83

    Nothing is sacred anymore ….this is absolutely ridiculous and pointless. A little modesty is a nice, attractive quality in a woman or man. Mystery and class are a thing of the past in the US…. ANYTHING FOR THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR.



  84. 84

    This was a jaw dropper!! I would probably wear a pendant of the male genatalia, but not a clit!



  85. 85

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! gross



  86. 86

    that's… kind of.. yucky haha :D



  87. 87

    WHO THE HELL WANTS TO WEAR THEIR BEEF CURTAINS AROUND THEIR NECK? LAME ASS WASTE OF MONEY.THE BLACK/BROWN ONE IS ESPECIALLY DISGUSTING..EWWWW LOOKS LIKE IT STINKS!!

  88. Aron says – reply to this


    88

    I so don't get women…all the comments are like eww,yet you love to show cleavage. I also don't get why you freak out over showing a camel toe either but again, you love to show cleavage. Mindboggling.



  89. 89

    lol so basically people will know what your flange looks like if you walk down the street wearing one of them



  90. 90

    Umm yeah and think of the sick pervvvSS receiving all these pictures??! wtff

  91. meme says – reply to this


    91

    *HORF* OMFG!



  92. 92

    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



  93. 93

    Ummm first off noone would wear this. And 2nd I'd win in a contest any day over those. Couldn't they have gotten better pu**y models to mold after. Not one of those look nice!



  94. 94

    fucking gross, no thanks.



  95. 95

    lol, roast beef. My ex bf actually told me a girl he messed with had roast beef lookin coochie. I didnt believe him and thought it was hilarious…Now I see…



  96. 96

    Gross and you know some freaky chicks and guys are buying those right up eeewww.



  97. 97

    Gross.



  98. 98

    Why does the one in the middle have a dick?



  99. 99

    Oh my God. I don't know why, but I think that is freakin' hilarious.



  100. 100

    all those vaggies looks nasty as hell, not normal. wats up with all the extra lips???

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