How Much Do You Love Your Vulva? Wear It!
What a great holiday gift idea?!
The gift of Yoni!!!
We kid you not, if it is your dream to walk around with your vulva hanging around your neck for all the world to see, than your wish has finally been answered.
We found this little "artistic" endeavor on Etsy.com and for just $23, you too can have a pendant of your "yoni".
CLICK HERE to see the pendants! Warning: NSFW, obviously.
Each pendant is one of kind, sculpted from your submitted pictures to the artist (and she does request you send at least 2-3 pictures for accuracy) or your own, personal description. The artist asks that you include in that description the following:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
Or if you prefer, you can order one sculpted from someone else's "yoni"!
And don't worry about any "wear and tear" - each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.
As the website says, "celebrate your beauty" and put your order in NOW! All major credit cards, money orders, and sexual favors are accepted!
CLICK HERE to see the pendants! Warning: NSFW, obviously.
An Open Invitation For Miz Paula Abdul
Peter Andre Had A Panic Attack & He Wants All Of Us To Pity Him
LMAO best thing I've ever heard.
Re: LexiSmexi – i get u!
um…. if you did'nt already know what they were you might think they were flowers
Aw! I want one!
Thank God I'm a gay man!
hmm, seeing everyone's disgusted responses, i'm guessing they have NEVER seen a vagina. hahahahaaa….oh, tweens.
that was … disturbing.
who the hell would do that?
Re: robot-jay – Finally a man who appreciates a woman's vulva. I still do not understand the vile crap that is being spewed here. I know my vulva doesn't lookanything like a porn star's however I still love it. I am actually thinking of getting one for myself or my husband.
if it is your dream to walk around with your vulva hanging around your neck for all the world to see, than your wish has finally been answered."
a dream??? hole world to see??? are you graxy to think this cinde shit of women?????
Who the FUCK have desing this cinde of SHIT for women? they think women are stupid?
Were you own as HOLE on YOU own NECK!!
ha ha the 2nd from the left looks lik a kebab…… the one with the huge clit belongs to lady gaga and its not really a clit (hint hint!)lol
I won't even comment on the awful racism being spouted by many of the previous commenters, except to say that you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
I cannot believe the number of women out there who think that their own bodies are "gross". Just goes to show what media brainwashing does to us. I'd love to have one of these — perhaps not one of the super realistic ones, but she does some lovely pieces in non-flesh tones that look more like flowers than anything else, and I'd buy one of those because I could wear it to work or other places without it being immediately obvious.
Every woman is a different shape, and those shapes are beautiful, not something to be abhorred. Clit size varies. Labia size and shape varies. Everyone's a different colour, shape, size, texture, scent and taste … and as long as you keep yourself clean, there's nothing gross about it.
Take a look at yourself in the mirror sometime. Take your time. Move things around, look from different angles — maybe even masturbate and see what arousal does to your body. Knowing and loving your own self makes every sexual relationship more satisfying and enjoyable, and if you think that your own body is "gross", you're missing out on a lot of the pleasures of life.
The fact that so many people have said, "Gross." tells you just how little appreciation women have for their own bodies. Why are men endless chasing the very thing they are calling gross. It's really sad women feel their bodies are "down there" and "nasty." Seriously, grow up.