Making Anderson Cooper Prematurely Bald!

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He's already grey!

Ratings at CNN are down - way down!

The network hit a new competitive low with its prime-time programs in October, with three of its four programs between 7 and 11 p.m. finishing fourth and last among the cable news networks.

    Posted: Oct 27, 2009 at 2:44 pm / Email this  »

    32 comments to “Making Anderson Cooper Prematurely Bald!”



    1. 1

      …do the show naked. More than ratings will go up.



    2. 2

      He's not grey… he's silvery, slick and sexy.



    3. 3

      They need more hot babes like they have on fox…



    4. 4

      Thanks to Odumbass, the ratings at Fox are through the roof. What a putz he is.



    5. 5

      Anderson needs to be his little T-shirts now that he is going to the Gym to get the ratings back on !

    6. buck says – reply to this


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      maybe CNN should just report the news instead of making it up



    7. 7

      It's because nobody trusts CNN (communist news network) anymore for reliable news coverage. You fail to mention Fox News ratings are higher than anyone else!!



    8. 8

      Anderson Cooper and most all at CNN are ASS-HATS anyway…they still have not figured out that Obama Played All OF US Last year, at this time. I can't believe that they still want to cover for him….no wonder their #'s are last…fools!



    9. 9

      Good JOB OBUMMER! You're killing CNN and raising ratings for FOX with your Chicago bully tactics! GREAT JOB!!



    10. 10

      i loooove anderson–he's smart and funny!



    11. 11

      CNN turned into a mouthpiece for the Democrats during the Clinton Administration. Conservatives and even moderates are only going to watch them repeat DNC press releases for just so long. All that are left is lefty Democrats and they are too stupid to remember how to find CNN on their cable channels.



    12. 12

      I just saw this on Huffington post and the numbers are insane!Take CNN and MSNBC and x 2 and you have Fox's ratings!Fox has a show on at 3:00am called "Red Eye" and it has more viewers than CNN's 8:00pm show "Cambell Brown".And Joy Behar's show has like 17 viewers nightly-oi vey!



    13. 13

      Maybe if they stop kissing up to Obama, people will start watching them again. Notice how Fox News is killing all the cable channels in ratings. It's because they're the only cable station that isn't in Obama's pocket. But, Cooper, Olberman, Maddow, they'll all be lucky if they have jobs next year, cuz nobody watches them except hard core liberals, but I think even the hard core liberals have turned over to Fox.



    14. 14

      If only they reported the news, instead of kissing Obamas ass, they would have viewers.



    15. 15

      Re: Zombie Hitler – Zombie is one of those idiots that believes everything CNN reports. No logical response, just the typical response from a liberal.

    16. Low says – reply to this


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      Anything is better than Fox and those Hitler loving losers.



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      Re: Angelica92115

      Exactly right!! It's so typical. Cannot come up with anything logical to say, so that's what he says.



    18. 18

      maybe it's because American news outlets are a complete showcase and don't know how to report actual news like the rest of the world. honestly, we get cnn up here in canada and the programming is laughable even compared to our PUBLIC broadcaster, the CBC. imagine, for a second, if PBS's news was better than CNN. that's how much it sucks. get with it.



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      Re: Low

      You have probably never even watched Fox. You just repeat what Keith Olberman says. Go figure!



    20. 20

      I used to watch CNN a few years ago I click every no and then Who is that scank the is on at 8:00pm easter her fucking face has so much Botox nothing moves. Put on some fresh looking scanks and I might watch



    21. 21

      Since Time Warner Cable of NYC moved CNN from Channel 10 to Channel 78 this explains why no one watches it anymore hence the major shift in their viewing pop!

    22. ap076 says – reply to this


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      They have to get King off the air, his interviews suck and he is so ill-informed, retire gracefully. I like Anderson but what is up with repeating the show back to back, I guess its the 360 gimmick. Although he can be snarky, I enjoy his interviews and find him to be fair.
      I think the station suffers because they do not have a rapid right wing audience like Fox or a rabid left wing audience like MSNBC. They don't have the drama and lies/exaggerations/half-truths of both those networks. Though certainly not center (left of center is most accurate) I think they are most honest.



    23. 23

      hahaha because EVERYONE is watching FOX!!!



    24. 24

      CNN and all the other so called cable news stations don't cover all the real news it's all political hate! Turn on BBC news and you will be enlightened!



    25. 25

      Re: ap076 – Agree—Larry King needs to go away.

    26. Moron says – reply to this


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      That's what happens when journalistic integrity gets thrown out the window. Anybody who watched the biased election coverage and continued to watch cnn is a moron. People just want to hear the news and not have a freaking idiot giving their stupid opinions.There are already other reality-news out there.



    27. 27

      DUH! Why would anyone want to watch a news network that's clearly got it's head shoved up obama's ass? Our country is changing at break-neck speed, and it's NOT good. Thank God for FOX news…



    28. 28

      IT'S OBVIOUS: People are catching on and realizing that CNN and the other mainstream liberal media is biased (NY Times is going down as well). FOX NEWS' rating are higher than ever! They are exposing the corruption in the Obama administration and liberal media bias. My advise to CNN: stop kissing Obama ass and report facts! People are not as dumb as CNN thinks, well maybe just Obama voters are stupid!



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    30. 30

      I agree naked.

      Or come out. That'll get you ratings.



    31. 31

      It's hilarious to see how many crazy folk watch Fox News. Fox News is not a news program, it's a current events commentary joke of a program. The people that keep posting "Fox is amazing" are clearly right-wing whackos who believe the lies that Fox News continues to perpetuate are the truth. I know personally I watch Fox News for comedic relief as I don't take anything that they "report" seriously - especially with people like Glen Beck and Sean Hannity. CNN does not to do some refurbishing of their network by getting new hosts, but in the end though they are the ones who are reporting news rather than biased fiction that Fox loves to create.l



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      Re: Truth323

      A typical Liberal who makes accusations and cannot back them up. Name ONE thing that someone on FNC has said that is NOT true?