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Another HIGHlarious cover from OK Magazine!

It seems like only yesterday we were touring the confines of the secret Robsten apartment and reading all the intimate details of their upcoming wedding.

But, now, according to the schizophrenic editor running these stories, Twilight lovebirds costar Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up. Somewhere in the land of tall-tales, K-Stew is a cold-hearted bitch who broke R-Patz's heart.

Tune in next week when Robsten reunites, elopes on a trip to Vegas, and adopts an abandoned alien baby from Uranus!

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82 comments to “LOLgasm!”

  1. 1

    OK Magazine (and Star Magazine) are officially the new "National Enquirer".

  2. 2

    I have to cancel my OK subscription…it is just crap!

  3. 3

    I AM KING!!

  4. 4

    denial much, perez?

  5. 5

    Next. Whatever Ok.

  6. 6

    honestly how stupid do they think we are, OK magazine is getting ridiculous with all this fake shit

  7. 7

    OK, Lets all remember the fact neither of them has said they are together or not together. What gives this magazine the right to report shit everyone knows is not true? I would be firing the publisher..pS I love rpatz

  8. 8

    they kind of look alike. maybe they have chemistry off screen? it wasn't there on-screen

  9. Laury says – reply to this


    Admit it Perez, you want to believe this story so bad. Because then, R-Patz might finally be yours!!!!! Oh, wait… he's not gay, and even if he was he'd never wanna be with you.

  10. 10

    FUCK OFF!!!!

  11. 11

    Tune in next week when Robsten reunites, elopes on a trip to Vegas, and adopts an abandoned alien baby from Uranus! hahaha

  12. 12

    Next 15 blurbs are boring.

  13. 13

    Lmao, this is actually funny Perez! See, you can be funny without being a dick.

  14. 14

    I don't like Ok! magazie but I would think that if they were in a relationship it would totally be kristen to dump robert and she is a cold-hearted bitch!

  15. 15


  16. 16

    Dear Pumpkinhead : Robert Pattinson will not be going anywhere near Uranus.

  17. Zefie says – reply to this


    I am so over these two.
    Robert isnt that great and Kristen is the worst actress I have ever seen.
    These covers are completely crazy.

  18. 18

    Why does he always look like he just got out of bed with a bad hangover?

  19. Maio says – reply to this


    I dont belive OK magazine I belive in PerezHilton.com hahaha

  20. 20

    OK MAGAZINE is the dumbest mag out there SERIOUSLY IF U PPL PAY ATTENTION TO THIS FAKE ASS GOSSIP u guys r def being brain wash….don't believe shit of OK or PEOPLE mag

  21. Imy says – reply to this


    Imagine the children!

  22. 22


  23. 23

    Holy retouching

  24. 24

    His name is Mark Pasetsky, and yes, he IS schizophrenic.

  25. over says – reply to this


    LOL forever. but on the real real youknow a girl like Kristen would never give Rpattz the time of day.

  26. 26

    Tune in next week when Robsten reunites, elopes on a trip to Vegas, and adopts an abandoned alien baby from Uranus!

    Its true, Ok magazine is being simply ridiculous! Isn`t Kirsten still dating that guy from Sky High and Speak?

  27. 27


  28. 28

    who cares

  29. salmo says – reply to this


    what the heck - have these two ever really been together? i am so confused.

  30. BOKO says – reply to this


    He is actually an odd looking duck. Very euro-trash-me-please-i-want-to-be-called-that.

  31. 31

    I'm tired of seeing shit like this!

  32. Melme says – reply to this


    LOLgasm indeed!! They are fabricating crap like there is no tomorrow just to sell a mag. Little do they know that fans are NOT into this…and won't buy them hence they will actually NOT make any money…and hence their advertisers will get peeved off and they will leave them in droves.

  33. 33

    Robsten is totally fine and in love.. Perez post the HOT kiss from New Moon

  34. 34

    LOL. i knew rob wouldnt date some one like her. xD YAY TO ROBBY

  35. 35

    What are their "sources" for all of this? Some hick on meth in Vancouver?

  36. 36

    lmao, damn.

  37. 37

    LOL - how retarded! OK is apparently a sister to rag mag The Globe or Enquirer. I wouldn't pay to read lies. I wonder who would?

  38. 38

    That was a hilarious article. AND, shockingly enough, nothing mean was said about Kristen! I love it Perez, seriously. Let's see some more articles that don't completely rip her apart.

  39. 39

    OK Magazine is a piece of crap. Just months ago they put a pic of Jessica Simpson taken 2 years ago and called it the "after" pic of her weight loss.

  40. 40

    Did OK Magazine say Fidel Castro was dead too?????

  41. 41

    ok dont get me wrong i love twilight as much as the next person but if any of this is true then its all just in order to get more ppl interested intwilight which i think they dont need but in hollywood more is better lol

  42. 42

    yea what's up with these magazines? First they did a whole story of their apartment in vancouver now they split? I think this whole ROBSTEN is a sham for publicity for New Moon. Rob is gorgeous, kristen is eh, i won't even go there. She is beautiful, but keep in mind, she is only 19. Maybe they were together. A girl her age, they can't make up their mind on what they want. But it's a blessing if they're not together. Just my opinion guys, be nice! I wonder how ted casablanca from Enews is taking it..haha.

  43. 43

    If I'm not mistaken the cover where it said they were touring their love nest, etc. was just some fan fiction. I believe I read that OK magazine admitted they made it up as sort of a fan fiction like fans write on the internet and such. I personally think all these tabs are stupid and won't believe anything until one of them speaks.

  44. 44

    Nice attempt at sarcasm. Leave Kristen alone you jerkoff.

  45. 45

    Re: tetelestai – Try reading the next to last paragraph again.

  46. datay says – reply to this


    I can tell you this, OK is full of crap. I know what is going on, but i can reassure you this story would be true if kristen knew how rob was cheating on her with other girls. Like ashley greene(FWB), AND emilie de ravin all summer. I know all because i know the cast and one in particular. Rob also was with nikki for a long time. Rob will never be true to her from what i hear, he will most definetly cheat on her at any given chance(he loves the drink, and he loves sex).

  47. RPORC says – reply to this


    This is hysterical! Perez is wishing that this is so true so he can have a run on RPattz. I would rather Rpattz hook up with Ted Casablanca as they are both hot. Lolgasm it is!

  48. 48

    right, because they went out in the first place? :P

  49. 49

    i hope this is NOT true. they make such a cute couple, although they do look like brother and sister which is a bit eeeerrrrie o_O

  50. 50

    perez u crack me up………….

  51. 51

    They were NEVER dating!!! She's gay!!

  52. 52

    Whomever photoshopped Kristen's face did a shit job.

    Oh and this is why I don't even bother to buy any of the gossip mags anymore.

  53. 53

    my anus?

  54. 54

    Hahahahaha, I didn't even know they were going out.

  55. 55

    I bought that "Secret Pad of Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson" cuz I thought it was nuts. It was very 'interesting' that although this was an exclusive article, there were no pictures of the two in it. You would think if they gave the OK to …(teehee) OK to take pictures of their abode, that they'd at least smile for the camera, right? Is OK hurting that much that they can't get legit stories?

  56. 56

    thank god:P

  57. 57

    "Tune in next week when Robsten reunites, elopes on a trip to Vegas, and adopts an abandoned alien baby from Uranus!"

    that's made me LOL so hard!

  58. 58

    Can it be true?

  59. 59

    LoLz! Oh man…I don't believe a word those magz say..thats y i come here!

  60. 60

    OK got threatend with Legal Action then……

  61. 61

    LMAO! Good one, Perez:)

  62. 62

    i always new she was a cold-hearted bitch

  63. 63

    LMFAO. OK is a joke.

  64. 64

    He is so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is not cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. 65

    NOT fair!! My husband was hidden away in a submarine for years. WE want to adopt the alien baby from Uranus. And, he can't get near me until I get over this last lethal injection. Back off boys or I'll get upset. I might even cry.

    Some one had to take it for the team. Osama Bin Laden was killed by lethal injection at 12:01 am on Monday October 26, 2009. Someone had to take it for the team. I AM the only woman on the crew so it made sense it had to be me. So, relax. Osama Bin Laden is dead. The world is now at peace.

    Now; if anyone can find the corpse of the wild-turkey howler from Guelph we might all be better off. IT is contaminated with enough liquid to kill ten bull elephants and should be placed immmediately into the loving arms of Wazoo.

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom

  66. LzBth says – reply to this


    Ugh, who cares!?

  67. 67

    Most of these magazines are stupid, but how can OK magazine print half of this shit and except people to buy it!! It's just stupid. Although I love gossip rags lol so I'm glad they aren't all like this one.

  68. 68

    Perezhilton.com is criticizing a publication. Hahahhaha.

  69. 69

    They are still together… I just kno they are. They are like the best couple ever.
    If you watch the first Twilight movie, that isnt just movie chemestry, that is real live chemestry.

  70. 70

    wutever OK!!!

  71. 71

    i better teell my mom 2 stop buying the OK mag

  72. 72

    I loved the end. The alien baby got me! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

  73. 73

    that is quite funny. I never believed the OK! magazine shit in the first place. Until you hear it straight from Rob and Kristen you cant say they are or arent together. I just think its really sad that the mag is trying to make even more people hate Kristen! Kristen is very talented and shouldnt be targeted like that.

  74. 74

    Re: datay – oh this story is just gettin old!! get a life nobody give a damn about your history

  75. 75

    Do you orgasm every time you say LOL? You may wanna get that checked out

  76. 76

    Re: LV-Entergetic – *I second that

  77. 77


  78. 78

    tsk tsk so the incredible "lovebirds"have split??? they were never together,
    Kristen is bi, robert is (from what i believe) bi too, and a sex addict!!!!
    let me let yall on a little sekret….their relationship is nothing BUT sex.
    And also OK magazine is a bunch of foul crap

  79. 79

    Who the fuck cares?

  80. 80

    I can't believe that this magazine makes any money. Do people actually buy this crap? I just see it, laugh and move on! But aparently people must buy this crap, otherwise they'd be bankrupt already. I guess they prey on all the teens out there that collect anything that has a picture of the Twilight stars. OK! Magazines' stories are worse than fan fics. Really really sad!!!

  81. 81

    Bring on the breakup! At least with K-Stew out of the way, I can have R-Patz all to myself!

  82. 82

    OFMG i cannot believe tht OK would write tht i used to love tht magazine but thu issues r just annoying meh now
    there is no way they wud split tht soo after aparently buyin an appartment together