R-Patz And TayTay Go Missing!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Twilight > Robert Pattinson > Taylor Lautner
At least in department stores!
Want to take Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner home?!
Well, so do a lot of mommies!!!
"We can't keep them in the store. People keep coming in and stealing Rob and Taylor! And it's usually middle-aged women," said a Nordstrom store employee regarding the life-size cardboard cutouts of the Twilight hunks to promote the New Moon fashion line.
And the weird thing is that the witness insists that these cougars are NOT taking them for their kids!!!
Watch out for paper cuts, ladies!
Posted: October 27, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Thats pretty funny actually..
LOL.
but seriously, stealing is illegal! chee chee chee
that lautner kid looks like he must have taken the shortbus to school. i bet he ate a lot of glue back in the day.
hahaha so funny. Old people still a live.
HOT
Fashion is cool.. Shouts to my BabyDoll T.R.Jimenez… Daddy Love you baby.
haahahah! I WOULD SO DO THAT. but how can you leave the mall with a giant cutout?!
PATHETIC!!
rpatz is nothing special .. if he was at a highschool the girls would walk on by.
Haha my mom works at a Nordstrom and told me about those… I don't think they're having any theft problems though!
Taylor has great abs, but come on…he is only 17 years old. A child
sadly i can relate - just because i am sneaking up on 40 doesn't mean i don't remember who i was when i was 16 … and my 16 year old self would have been crazy for these two. having said that, i wouldn't dream of actually doing anything with either of them at my age now - hypothetically :0)
dat is so funny like teenagers would be so much more understandable haha!!!!
Re: messagefortina – Hey Demi Moore did it and look at her. She landed herself a former model but still hottie guy!
Lol at "paper cuts". What a pathetic way from grown ass woman to be behaving.
That's hilarious! I'd only steal Taylors though, RPat is not so hot!
wht the hell new moon fashion line?????i think i 've been sleeping for a while!!!
Theres a fucking new moon fashion line? Fuck off…
i seriously doubt nordstrom security wouldn't see them on camera while they're trying to take a 6-ft cardboard cutout out of the store. this story seems fabricated. and why would all these woman be "stealing" them when the store is selling them for only $33? that's one of the least expensive things at the store. please. if you can't afford a $33 cutout why are you shopping at nordstrom?
WHAT HAS AMERICA COME TO? SERIOUSLY!?
i would so take home the rob pattz cardboard!
How do you steal those cut outs?! I've seen them and they aren't that small! AND why are old ladies drooling over Taylor he's my age! But it's funny and if you want to get them the legal way i heard that you could ask to buy one for 30 bucks, it's better than getting arrested for stealing cut outs! LOL
funny
Why do people succumb to hype? Sure Lautner's worked out and has a great bod, and I'm sure he's a sweet guy, but his face is nothing to write home about. And Pattinson is well on his way to looking just like Katherine Hepburn in her later years. Relax ladies!
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This is actually very funny.
well, it appears being old doesn't give you class
AHAHAHA that is soo funny.. middle aged women sneaking out of department stores with cardboard cutouts of rob and taylor.. LMAO priceless
No way!! These woman are nuts! lol
Im still stuck on "New Moon FASHION line"?!?! WTF?!
There's a New Moon fashion line?
eww taylor launter is fugly..
LOVEYOU ROB! i get why middle-aged women try to steal you!
Thanks for the tip. We have a Nordstrom here in Michigan and I'll grab RPattz' poster. I will leave Tay's for your Perez!
*shudder* this is really really wrong.
Well I'm 28 and I find Robby P smokin… It's not just teens that can appreciate a beautiful man
lol stupid old ladies!!
oh gross!
Oh all you self-righteous people. Who are you to judge others? What makes you so god damn special and think that you are better than anyone else? I think it's pretty damn awesome that older and more mature women dare to be themselves and stay young at heart. Just because they are older, doesn't mean they go blind to what's good out there. Besides, I think it's a nice diversty, especially for Robert Pattinson, to not only have screaming teenieboppers on his ass.
You should have a closer look at yourself, before you judge other. Geeez!!!
yo tengo 55 años, me enamoré de la historia, amo a edward, pero respeto y admiro al chico de 23 años que puede ser mi hijo o mi nieto robert pattinson, y le deseo lo mejor, mil bendiciones y mucha buena vibra en su vida y además amo robsten
That's kinda over doing things…lol. Although my mom said the other day (and this is a direct quote) that "Taylor is hot." She's 54…disturbing lol.
Well Hell I WANT ONE…. or TWO…. or THREE… All TEAM EDWARD though!!!!! lol xoxo Jamie
w.e. Taylor is probably with his "gf." Robert ir probably hitting th bar. I don't give a damn… both heartbreakers, both players, both clueless, and can't see me dieing. Wow, pathetic.
lol
xDD! Poor menopausal cougars…
Haha That's too Funny. I have one of Robert but I'll gladly take more!
haha
That's totally my mom…every mag she sees with any member of the twilight group she takes it hardcore man. Its funny though when i see her in the restroom looking at those mags but a bit disturbing….lol
LMAO I don't blame 'em
my mum thinks Rob's hot haha i'm not embarrised about that just glad she's got good taste
Harharr. Excuse me while i don't give a crap.