Tom And Katie Have A Farm!

Little do they know that these were all prisoners held against their will for this cult.

"Look, we are just like you, but we have to buy all our shi* cause we are such narcissistic assho*es that we can't blend with normal folk. We are kinda like the Crowned Head and his Queen." Well really-which one is the Queen? hmm…curiouser and curiouser…

I am sure they threw some cash on to Brooksby Farm so that they tell everyone how "normal" they are…fuc*ing weirdos. I bet the kid's in heels again-she's sure to be a Xenu tart.

Sparky used to live in Peabody.

…and?

This is the most over exposed kid in the world.It is disgusting the way they parade her for paps a hundred times a day.

Sounds like sensory overload for Suri but if parents aren't allowed to believe in autism then I guess it is important to put on a good show that is until they have a five year old still in a stroller, are holding her had when she's fourteen doubt we'll see much of her in a year or two it will just be too hard to hide autism

EE-I-EE-I-O. hahahaha. why does that make me laugh?
im having a very weird day

Tom is desperate—-going to a farm with his pretend kid & cover wife.
Sooner or later his "gay" will be exposed—hopefully sooner.

Hey, Tom Cruise goes out in public all the time as himself. People stare and he will wave and smile. Kat and I met only once but I adored her energy and sense of self. ONLY sometimes do the paparazzi follow people dressed up as this family and get weird publicity shots. The rest of the time Tom keeps his family under his loving watch, away from that nonsense.

The real Tom, Katie and Suri gang are too busy having real fun to worry about who is taking their pictures. My celebrity friends and I just go out in public and be normal. Well, we do try. No one actually thinks that they are the celebrities that they actually look like so it is an amazing amount of fun.

I believe that you have not lived until you have done a "fun" jump with Cruiser, though. I must admit that I have a very happy memory of the time that he and I jumped to our pretend-deaths at the University of Waterloo. Actually, the party we were at was getting out of hand and Tom wanted me out of the area before any danger of assault could come ,my way.

HOW do you judge a man? His faith should dictate his actions. I like what I see from my friends who are supported by the Church of Scientology. God will judge them. They are aware of all of this and are showing a wonderful, vibrant joy to the world. Blessings to YOU!!

Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom