We give it six months before he has a reality show called Stand By Me, where he looks for love with pathetic, disease-ridden, Rock of Love castoffs!
After seven years of marriage, Corey Feldman and his wife Suzie are getting a divorce.
Suzie filed for the split citing irreconcilable differences and demanding that Corey not only pay her attorney fees, but also provide spousal support and give her full custody. (The couple have a 5 year old kid together.)
Sounds like he did something to piss her off! She'll probably be better off anyway. Though, we don't know how much spare money he has to give her for spousal support. We can't even remember the last thing he was in!
Oh wait, yes we do - a reality show!
We're telling you- six months, nine months TOPS, this guy will be VH1's next Bret Michaels.
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