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Don't Get Our Hopes Up!

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We're starting to believe that OK! Magazine and Star Magazine are in competition to see who can come up with the fakest story and use the largest, brightest font to promote it.

This week, we're voting for OK!, but we'll give Star kudos for the effort.

We in no way believe that things are amiss between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, (though believe us, we wish it was true), and we can't allow ourselves to believe that any studio is actually considering fronting the funds to make a Jon & Kate movie!

Spare us, please! They're too much in the media as it is!

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37 comments to “Don't Get Our Hopes Up!”



  1. 1

    fools.



  2. 2

    at least they made an adorable child…



  3. 3

    John and Kate: The Movie = Straight to TV. If that.



  4. 4

    Anyone who wishes a couple breakup when they have kids is a true asshole and fuck face. You suck Perez!!! Stupid fuck face

  5. ap076 says – reply to this


    5

    Maybe some time in Boston has had a positive effect on Katie. Yeah right. Scientology central is not too far from where she has been bringing Suri to play and where they are staying.
    In my then straight late teens I was once convinced by a very pretty girl to take a psych test and found myself at Scientology central taking an extensive test and when I got fed up and tried to leave they tried everything short of kidnapping to stop me from leaving. Sick cult.



  6. 6

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    Scientology kills!
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    Remember Lisa McPherson
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  7. 7

    Perez (or whoever writes this blog now), are you insinuating that OK Magazine and Star Magazine don't have journalistic ethics? Neither do you, asshole! You promote YOUR agenda and don't "report" much of anything…….mostly just schadenfreude……..getting pleasure from seeing the misery of others. You're such a superficial famewhore!



  8. 8

    Whyever would Perez wish for a family to break up? What have they done to you? So what if Katie enjoys being a Stepford wife? It's her life and she adores her family. There are many of old-fashioned wives out there. At least Katie works outside the home and doesn't just spend her days lunching with the ladies. Katie seems very loving and sweet. Perhaps she will find her voice later…when she hits 40.
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    They seem to have a decen marriage. No cheating, no DUIs, no drugs or horrible crimes. Doing charitable deeds. Lay off them.



  9. 9

    this is so ridiculous.. ..



  10. 10

    Life & Style said that Kim Kardashian is pregnant on the cover ha!



  11. 11

    The photo looks insanely Photoshopped.

  12. jkf says – reply to this


    12

    at least they didnt say that michael jacksons death was a publicity stunt, remember?



  13. 13

    You should not wish for a family with a child to break up. Not cool.



  14. 14

    Don't know what he saw in her anyway



  15. 15

    John and Kate: The Movie
    Starring Sliimy as Jon and Perez as kate.



  16. 16

    What happened to honesty?



  17. 17

    OH RUN KATE RUN AWAY FROM THAT INSANITY!



  18. 18

    I don't think Perez wrote this. Who is this? Comments used to be
    witty and urbane now all we get is 5th grade level trite retoric…It's
    so boring!



  19. 19

    Sorta hope it's true. I really hate them. I don't know why ?? They just creep me out.



  20. 20

    why on earth would you ever wish for a family to be torn apart?
    so you think suri is adorable but doesn't deserve a family that sticks together..?



  21. 21

    Re: El loco Norwegian – I wonder if anybody has ever confronted Ton, Katie, the Travolta's, Will Smith and all the other Scientology assholes about LISA MCPHERSON. Everybody should read her story!

  22. Mykie says – reply to this


    22

    Pathetic



  23. 23

    Tom and Katie=assholes…. that belong together! WHO CARES if they break up!?



  24. 24

    LOL!!! I love tabloids sometimes. The national enquirer covers especially, but this week Star and OK totally made me laugh. It must be fun making up stories all the time. At least it made me chuckle oh and at least it wasn't another Brad and Angie split according to the records that have split at least 20 times so far if you believe tabloids.

    Seriously who will break up next? Courtney and David Arquette is my guess now that she actually has a good show and thank god they dropped dirt that was the freakiest show ever but I am enjoying Cougar Town.



  25. 25

    I don't believe this one at all.



  26. 26

    LOL!
    Jon & Kate:
    THE MOVIE



  27. 27

    Also @ the guy who's starring as JON!



  28. 28

    could the cover be anymore photoshopped??



  29. 29

    this is so horribly photo shopped



  30. 30

    that font is enticing….



  31. 31

    Maybe her contract is up with the Scietologists. Oh, I mean, they've fallen out of love. ;:-/



  32. 32

    Just hope Suri can start getting help for autism. It must be so hard to be married to someone that doesn't think Suri needs any therapy.



  33. 33

    Re: Death By Your Kiss – seriously! What is up with all these magazines lately photoshopping the shit out of everything? Its lame..



  34. 34

    Gawd. I hope not. You're so freakin mean..!!



  35. 35

    you mean "wish it WERE true" not "wish it WAS true"… oh wait it's probably not even Perez writing this, not that Perez's English Language skills are fantastic either… but seriously



  36. 36

    to be honest , magazines like those have exaggerated shit. they say something so big u want to believe but its like ”oh..sorry. false alarm” . rob and kristen didnt split –doesnt seem like it, wow anyone maeks up shit like this doesnt hav a real mind to begin with.



  37. 37

    oh btw, the tom and katie thing , thats liess!!. u never know whats really going on, theres more to them then just a stupid magazine cover