Maybe she's a little more obsessed with celebrity than she first asserted!
The 28-year-old who allegedly had an affair with Affleck -- which she has denied -- has nevertheless hired a crisis PR firm for... what exactly??
This was our idea! We better receive some kind of royalties!
According to Bobby Goldstein, a former producer of Cheaters, Jon has agreed to star in a
publicity stunt new reality show in which he’ll date the Octo-Mom!!! Will wonders never cease!!!
Pause: The odds of TLC letting Jon do this are about NONE!!!!
The pilot is to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Bobby and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show. The show, which Bobby calls an "entertaining fiasco" will follow Jon into America's worst nightmare. According to an obtained press release, the premise has Jon contemplating "what hooking up with Octomom could really be like" and becomes "creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.”
Meanwhile, Nadya has "an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together" and has become so obsessed with him that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married..It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”
We're going to lose it just thinking about this freakshow actually happening!!!
Who the hell would watch this???
[Image via Buzz Foto.]