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This Is Low - Even By Our Standards!

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Lindsay Lohan > Kirstie Alley

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77 comments to “This Is Low - Even By Our Standards!”



  1. 1

    Yeah, it's really low that Obama would freak out on Patrick Ewing like that! :O

  2. Lioux says – reply to this


    2

    This is just plain NASTY!



  3. 3

    my money's on firecrotch.



  4. 4

    …nice.



  5. 5

    this is beyond stupid.



  6. 6

    This magazine should not even be made, seriously.



  7. 7

    That's terrible.



  8. 8

    Too Funny!!

    Hopefully they all die at once.



  9. 9

    Anything to sell a magazine.



  10. 10

    What's low? Obama's meltdown? That part is funny!



  11. 11

    No Perez, your standards are way way lower - you target specific vulnerable individuals and go after them in a demonic way! Like Britney, Mushy (I don't even know her real name), that poor Demi Moore's daughter, and tons of others, so don't try and make yourself feel better by saying you're better than than this cuz ya ain't.

  12. slite says – reply to this


    12

    Those nostrils are from Amy Winehouse. This is where LL can make some money suing.



  13. 13

    Seriously who believes the GLobe and Enquirer



  14. 14

    It's not low! THEY are using stars with bad habits to educate the public. YOU use stars and their misfortunes to kick them when they're down, or satisfy ur insecurities, so not sure what standards you are referring to. please, do tell!



  15. 15

    YOU JOKED ABOUT BRITNEY DYING MULTIPLE TIMES A COUPLE YEARS AGO!!! SO DONT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU HAVE STANDERS, PEREZ!!!



  16. 16

    this is horrible :/



  17. 17

    wow!



  18. 18

    Wow. Asshole move. And you /know/ that magazine cover will sell too. Pathetic.

  19. tasha says – reply to this


    19

    And yet not so low by your standards perezpuss that you didn't NOT print the cover.



  20. 20

    lindsay



  21. 21

    Publishing industry is going down isnt it?



  22. 22

    Disgusting.



  23. 23

    no perez this isnt low for you….i think your just sad someone beat you to it.



  24. 24

    Perez, you love it when celebs die! You can't get enough of reporting it.



  25. 25

    So, what was Soupy's secret?



  26. 26

    That doesn't even look like Lindsay's nostrils. Pretty damn sick cover (but I agree, not something that Perez should act superior about)



  27. 27

    No, Pumpkinhead, your standards are MUCH lower. After all, you predicted Britney's death, reported erroneously on Castro's and suggested MJ was faking.



  28. 28

    Re: DarrenOz – Yes, you know what? hope you die too hun :D



  29. 29

    Lindsay!



  30. 30

    Soupy Sales took the secret of 'who'll die first' to the grave. ??… who would have known he was clairvoyant!!



  31. 31

    Re: DarrenOz – HEEHEEHEE! I like your sense of humor! ;)



  32. 32

    Re: krazykat99 – YOU NAILED IT!!! How hilarious when he shows moral and compassionate concern for celebrities! ;)



  33. 33

    Re: derek78 – BEAUTIFULLY PUT!!!! BINGO BANGO! I think this is responsible of the periodical in that it's the bleddin truth! Maybe these mutants seeing it put like that will take their mortal wounding conditions and habbits more seriously. Organs ain't playin!



  34. 34

    Sorry Linds, we all the the not fucked up and in total denial you….but my $5 dollar bets on YOU! You better not let me win $5 bucks on you kickin da bucket!

  35. kaylo says – reply to this


    35

    Perez, you have no standards. First of all you've made comments like this about celebrities like Britney when she was a mess. And how about posting two celebrities Death when they hadn't. (Natasha Richardson and the woman from the Charlies Angels series; Even though Natasha later passes.) You are a disgusting pig that feels powerful behind the computer.



  36. 36

    lol



  37. 37

    Re: Canadiana* – Gives you a lemon meringue pie in the face. Best J



  38. 38

    ummmmmmmm hopefully perez



  39. 39

    which wanker approved that cover???



  40. 40

    My money is on Lohan.



  41. 41

    Re: Cashmere Jay – HeeHeeee Thanks J. !!! Lemon Meringue..my fave !!



  42. 42

    This is really fucked up. Does anyone actually buys and reads this garbage? Sick.



  43. 43

    No Perez. What's low is suggesting that Michael faked his death to get out of doing his concerts in London. You sick man. Karma will get back at you.



  44. 44

    oops my bad that was a picture of kirsty alley could of sworn it was perez…:)



  45. 45

    I think this is even low to report this article here. Those tabloids will do anything to sell their craps……Perez,please ,you are close to be in the same category if you don't correct your sources of information



  46. 46

    my money is without a doubt on lindsay lohan. her career is dead so I suppose she is next



  47. 47

    oh man.

    and i love the way they ask a QUESTION and put an EXCLAIMATION instead.
    pfttt.



  48. 48

    i just lol at the people who have ever bought this "magazine"



  49. 49

    who the fuck ever takes the globe seriously that magizine is for dumbass people who want to be entertained by stupid shit
    who gives a shit



  50. 50

    Why isn't your picture on the front cover next to Kirsty?



  51. 51

    What about Soupy?



  52. 52

    Ummm Perez-only thing they did diff from u was splash it all on front pages of a mag.



  53. 53

    THE ANSWER IS FATBOY PEREZ… THEY GIVE YOU THE ANSWER IN THE MAG. CAUSE OF DEATH: A FEW TKO'S UPSIDE THE HEAD COURTESY BEP'S ROAD MGR 2.0



  54. 54

    What the hell is that shit?



  55. 55

    SICK> SICK > SICK



  56. 56

    I'm willing to bet Lindsay will be dead by 2011. I'm not meaning to say it in a rude way, I'm meaning that as a warning. Girl needs help, it's just flat out sad watching her now.

  57. barb says – reply to this


    57

    By your standards, you don't have standards you don't even have a sole any more.



  58. 58

    Not cool!



  59. 59

    omg they're so mean!!, what the hell lindsay lohan it's ok but robin williams !? C'MON !! :(



  60. 60

    Re: dollfacexx – Sadly I agree with you.

    And Perez, you post this story, implying that you found it in bad taste, yet you give them recognition by posting a story about it and bringing it to even more people's attention. Shame on you, you did the same thing as this magazine by posting it on your website.

  61. ap076 says – reply to this


    61

    Pretty damn low but then again lots of folks participate in death pools every years.
    I don't choose to embrace the negative, but my only problem is I forget if some older celebs are alive or dead in conversation and in 9 times out of 10 the person I am talking to is also unsure. For instance Abe Vagota…..alive!



  62. 62

    Consider the source and ignore it!



  63. 63

    BUT YOU CAN WIN $20K IN PRIZES!!!!!!!!



  64. 64

    that's pretty low



  65. 65

    I have never been more disgusted in my life.



  66. 66

    Re: Toxic.Beauty – i seriously hope that was an exaggeration! or else you are quite ignorant and foolish.



  67. 67

    This is pretty ridiculous. People are rude!



  68. 68

    WOW THAT'S LULZTASTIC



  69. 69

    That's gross!! They should be ashamed of themselves. But you know what is even more gross?? The fact that people will actually buy that magazine!!!



  70. 70

    Hypocrite Perez, you write the same death-watch drama crap. Maybe a cover like that might shock the addicted and wasted into action to help themselves

    Even the so-called high-end broadsheets write obituaries for these death-courters in advance

    Amy Winehouse's was on many an editors desktop last year



  71. 71

    I hope tabloids die a quick painful death.



  72. 72

    That could be anyone in Hollywoods nose! The race is on



  73. 73

    you are just jealous you didn't have the balls to say this first. maybe you can cut and paste it and make it your own dick face.



  74. 74

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PEREZ.
    YOUR STANDARDS ARE LOWERRRRRRRRR THAN THIS. YOU HAVE WRITTEN MUCH WORSE ABOUT PEOPLE.
    YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL ABOUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE.
    IT'S REALLY SCARY ACTUALLY.



  75. 75

    Perez - If this is low by your standards, then they must be REALLY bad!



  76. 76

    They forgot to put your fat mug on the cover too



  77. 77

    Wow. Classy. This magazine is right up there with "Enquirer" and those magazines that have stories like "My Child was Born Half-Alien" and "I Once Weighed 50 Pounds". Completely useless.