Jon & Kate: The MOVIE?!
Filed under: Film Flickers > Cameron Diaz > Johnny Depp > The Gosselins
This cannot be serious!
Star Magazine is reporting that New Line Cinema is in talks to produce a film version of the saga that is Jon and Kate Gosselin's rise and fall.
And get this! A source reveals: "Ideally they'd like Cameron Diaz for Kate and Johnny Depp for Jon."
You have GOT be kidding us! As if either of those A-listers would want anything to do with this steaming pile of shiz!
This is much more suited to the Lifetime network, so give Dean Cain and Tiffani-Amber Theissen a call perhaps?
Or maybe Kate will want to play herself?
[Image via AP Images.]
Posted: October 29, 2009 at 7:00 pm
BARF
Perez, everybody loves "money" that is world your live.
WHAT?????? WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF MONEY, ENOUGH WITH THIS FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! the sad thing is that people would pay to see the fucking movie.
Are you kidding me? Are you really dumb enough to believe ANYTHING in Star Magazine? Anything that comes from someone merely cited as "a source" in a shit-tastic magazine like Star, is almost ALWAYS false. If this turns out to be true I'll be the first to admit I was wrong but I highly doubt that I am. And I can't believe you would put ANY stock into a story like this…
now you are just posting bs.
New Line Cinema is Bankrupt.
No effing way Johnny Depp would go anywhere near that!!
I hate just seeing his name in the same paragraph as Jon Gosselin!!
GROSS
Vote for Rachel Adedeji to win the X-factor!
Didn't Kate tell earlier this week that she wanted to be in movies? Well, pumpkin, this is your chance! You can play yourself. Don't change a thing…..not even that fugly hair do. However, this could prove to be the end of Lifetime if they pick it up.
Are these tabloids paying you to advertise for them or something? You say you don't believe their stories, yet you keep talking about their latest covers……what is up with that?
IF and that is a big IF, it would be a lifetime movie, you know, tori spelling territory, has been and never was.
And Star Magazine is such a reliable magazine, so it must be true. Whatever!
Johnny Depp is 46 - Jon Gosselin is 32, and yet Depp looks much too young to play Gosselin…
Star magazine is shit. How many times do we have to tell you this Perez?!
:o AHAHAHAHAHAH *dies of laughter* they will do ANYTHING for many these days :') I think everyone ran out of ideas for movies if they think that Jon and Kate plus eight will be turned into a movie.. xD AHAHAH do I hear EPIC FAIL !?!?
Actually they could totally pull it off if they made it a trash film and it was directed by John Waters.
Another stupid rumor that only the stupid would believe
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG……
TO BE HONEST I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THEY WERE UNTIL THE CHEATING INCIDENT….
it belongs on the wgas channel.
with loud mouth from the view joy behar as kate
and jon as himself.
So damn funny. I'm sure someone made all of that up.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Johnny Depp…pfft! Yeah right!
Nobody wants to hear about these good-for-nothing fuck ups who are just famous for having 8 kids!
im so sick of these guys
eeeeeewwww!!
I hope this is a halloween trick :S
What a WASTE OF FILM this would be!
This is the real reason jon moved to NY…to work as a consultant on this movie. His collateral for paying his attys. I'm sure he has a book deal too. If not, there is no way he'd have those guys representing him!
eeeeeewwww!!
I hope this is just a halloween trick :S
This so beautifully highlights what it is about America that Johnny Depp dislikes. No wonder he lives in France.
I can see it….directed by Tim Burton. I think Helena Bonham Carter should play Kate just to keep up the Depp/Carter duo. Then,all the kids should be claymation or CGI. It would be so real. Of course Danny Elfman would do the music.
its quite obvious star magazine is trying to hit a bigger sh ock value each week so people will buy the magazine..only an idiot would believe any of this bs though
You know what. I just give up. These people are not going anywhere. Why are others so interested in these people. Anyone can be a star these days. you dont have to be anything special at all.
Star Magazine? Hahahahahahaha
Since it's from Star magazine I can highly doubt it's real.
AND HOW ABOUT LiNDSAY LOHAN AS HAiLEY GLASSMAN?!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha
HAHA, as if Johnny Depp would ever sink so low as to play Jon Gosselin. They're aiming a little high for a pair of Z list reality "celebs" aren't they…
Ok this is star magazine so I definately DO NOT believe this!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SMOKING/SNORTING OVER AT NEW LINE CINEMA?? OR IS 'NEW LINE' THE GIVEAWAY?
Johnny Depp? You HAVE to be high!!
And WHO THE HELL would want to see this movie?? Oh yeah, Gosselin and Lohan and their dates. Gross proceeds of 40 bucks. woo hoo!!
don't they realize that this is ONLY going to make people hate johnny depp?? why would they want to put johnny depp in that sort of situation?!!?
shit this parents are milking their 15 minutes like CARAZY.crazy.. they're pretty much eating the whole teet.
DUMBBBBB!!!!!
Johnny Depp is very picky about the roles he chooses. And he can afford to be picky. He would never pick this crap.
Johnny Depp as Jon Gosselin? That must be Jon Gosselin's fantasy. I can't see anyone else taking that seriously. Thanks for the laugh!
Why do you believe everything you read? Since when has Star reported anything that is true? A movie? Honestly.
haahahahahahaha as if
Rob Schneider should play the part of Jon since nobody likes either of them and Rob could probably use the money. As for Kate any old bitch in a blonde wig should do fine.
you're kidding right? the fact that johnny depp would sink that low sickens me to the point where I think I'd rather die than see that.
Gimme a fucking break. This is NOT the truth at all. Although KHATEZILLA did say she wants to be a movie star so hell stranger shit has happened.
Johnny Depp would laugh in their faces.
O my
If they'll make a movie about frickin' Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafucco, they'll do just about anything. This doesn't surprise me at all.
NO!!!!!!
Johnny Depp? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA First of all that is an extreme stretch in every sense of the means. At least pick someone that is asian. Actually I think William Hung on stilts in a fat suit would do just perfectly for Jon. As for Kate I would definitely choose Katherine Heigl. They have the same attitude.
Re: lettucemartini –
AMAZING IDEA!! And it could star William Hung and a drag queen to play Kate!
Seriously so tired of these two and if Johnny Depp even considers playing that douche I'll never forgive it! Jon Gosselin WISHES he was even remotely that hot!!
A MOVIE ABOUT WHAT?!
Stop talking about them and they'll die already. I can't stand to have them shoveled down my throat by every single media outlet anymore ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
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WTF?! they dont deserve a movie! n johnny depp spills sexiness-jon gosling looks like a fat asian cat wearind ed hardy!