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Levi's Gonna Hang Out With His Wang Out

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Unlike Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston won't have any secrets after posing in Playgirl because it's been confirmed that he will be showing his peen!

Levi's manager doesn't beat around the bush (ha!) when he says: "Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."

He sounds really excited about it. Maybe a little too excited.

Bristol Palin's baby's daddy is planning to shoot the nekked photos on November 16th, which just so happens to be the same day as Sexy Sarah's appearance on Oprah.

Way to hit her below the belt!

As far as the shoot, a Playgirl rep reveals they're "working on some athletic scene stuff for Levi: gyms, rinks - that sort of thing."

Rinks??? Hopefully not an ice skating rink! We wouldn't want his dangly bits to get stuck to the ice!

Plus we all knows what happens when it gets cold!

[Image via AP Images.]

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65 comments to “Levi's Gonna Hang Out With His Wang Out”



  1. 1

    LOL!!! I just thought of that Seinfeld episode, and am picturing George going "There was shrinkage! THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!"

  2. buck says – reply to this


    2

    I'm getting the feeling Perez wants to put his head between Levy's legs.



  3. 3

    Levi's only claim to fame is being a PALIN KNOCKER. He KNOCKED UP Bristol and KNOCKED DOWN Sarah. I do not like this dude. It is no way in hell Sarah said that about her child. Levi is running out of lies so now he brings in an innocent child. GET YOUR GED dumb Levi as you will need a real job soon.



  4. 4

    You are a brave man Levi. As of 11:06 somewhere in the world today; I now own the entire Playboy Empire. Just wait for the photo shoot of your dreams!!! We have a granny knitting a lovely stocking for your parts that are meant to stay private. So, if you are still willing to go for "it"; you will be wearing a multi-coloured knitted covering for your parts. Your children deserve this respect; so do you. Seriously; give it a whirly!! You'll have trouble posing when the Inuit women show you the "rink" you are going to be posing in. Yes, our brave friend; you will be laughing so hard and so joyous that the photographer will have to make this a fun family Playgirl centerfold that your children can share at pre-school. Yes; if you can't win one way; get Hugh Hefner to help out. A wonderous new morality has emerged. Sexy fathers that actually spend time with their children!!!! Fully clothed when appropriate! Way to Go Levi!!! Happy Orca Day!!!

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom



  5. 5

    Who in the hell wants to see this idiot naked???



  6. 6

    "Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute." Josh Billings



  7. 7

    Re: mystatusisbaddest.com – I do I do!! he is so freakin hot.



  8. 8

    Don't ask me why but for some reason I think he's soo hot and wonna pound the shit outta him doggy style



  9. 9

    I bet his Thing is goin' to make him a big star. That's how that cute lil' Mel Gibson got his start.



  10. 10

    hes gross. please tell him to go raise his son!



  11. 11

    who cares? he's a totally irrelevant person and a horrible "father"……..



  12. 12

    Re: Antony – I just threw up in my mouth



  13. 13

    i was just thinking about that episode where every…no to flaunt would be obvious, my gift, and besides



  14. 14

    Why is anyone interested in this guy at all! Every time I read about him I have to remind myself how he became famous. He is such a media whore. He can't let go of the limited fame he found last year.



  15. 15

    Re: buck – Come on Buck, we all know you do!



  16. 16

    How exactly is this douche, who's making himself look like a total ass by embarrassing himself and his child, "hitting Sarah below the belt"??!! This does not affect her in any way except to make her case that this dipshit is a total tool. Quite frankly it is only adding more publicity to her book release and increasing her sales. It's a win-win for Sarah!



  17. 17

    I am no fan of Sarah Palin, but I feel really sorry for her that her daughter chose to get knocked up by this loser. I just read the article that Levi wrote about the Palins in Vanity Fair. The article is so nasty. I can't believe that someone would tear down the mother of his child and her family in this way. A lot of his criticisms of Sarah Palin are of things that any working woman has to deal with–like needing the kids to help with chores and finding time for the family. Levi is a total tool.



  18. 18

    Any "hawtness" this guy MIGHT have is ruined by the fact that he's a TOTAL dumbass! Sounds like his manager is a real winner, too.



  19. 19

    Fuck yeah!



  20. 20

    I bet you've been checking the mailbox every hour to see if this issue has arrived yet.



  21. 21

    you know i have, and tried to Swiftly bring it back



  22. 22

    I'm not a Palin fan but damn… Levi is very selfish and will do anything to get famous. I feel really bad for that child to have this man as a so called father.



  23. 23

    His CHILD will see those photos one day and know what a horrendously self-indulgent TOOL the child had for a father! Nice going you ignorant infant! And Perez, you should be ashamed of yourself for seeming to encourage this rotten behavior of an immature young man, in search of self-aggrandizement.



  24. 24

    this damn beast, not sexy in the least, wasn't ready for the literal low blow but he's an angel for shoore and he's loyal and so he's ok with getting hit some more



  25. 25

    Good. It's not worth posing nude if you are not gonna show the goods (like that wimp Heidi Montag).



  26. 26

    I'll be first in line to see that cock!



  27. 27

    I can't wait. He's young enough to be my offspring but he is sooo sexy. unfortunately I don't think he has a lot of body hair but at least up in Alaska (I think?) guys don't trim or wax.

  28. Bez says – reply to this


    28

    I'd pose nude if my weenie wasn't so small
    :(
    only 5inches hard



  29. 29

    who gives a flying fuck bout this dude…who really gives a shit what he looks like naked anyhow…take your 15 shove it up your pee hole and crawl back to Alaska and fondle a moose



  30. 30

    i cant wait i want to see what a alaskin dick looks like how big is it is it circumsized,is he going to be shaved.



  31. 31

    Re: Vince4theWOOD86 – Tell us what you like to shove up your pee hole?



  32. 32

    Re: Shelleybean – LMAO! I Remember!



  33. 33

    Sorry I am a dumb girl, but is Playgirl for gay men or for women???



  34. 34

    That is SO sad!



  35. 35

    Re: mystatusisbaddest.com – Me too! He is adorable!!!



  36. 36

    I GOTTA HAVE IT!



  37. 37

    CANT WAIT!!!!!! I WANNA SEE HIS PEEN!



  38. 38

    He may have only received his fame from knocking on Mini Sarah's door and making a delivery, but I wouldn't mind if he hit on mine. Lordy hes one fine looking piece of meat (pun intended). :D



  39. 39

    Re: mystatusisbaddest.com – Meeee toooooo!



  40. 40

    i didnt even know playgirl exsisted anymore-well im buying this issue…i think he is yummy



  41. 41

    hes an idiot. no one buys playgirl…cept now im sure there will be more people getting this issue, not me tho i could care less



  42. 42

    Re: Apt. 54

    that is really rude and disrespectful to the child. and what he said about her calling the baby a 'retard baby' i dont believe that. hes a jerk!



  43. 43

    he has no class



  44. 44

    Re: Rattattattat

    i bet perez is going to post it here anyways…i hope so! ha!



  45. 45

    this guy is fugly!



  46. 46

    What a freakin' LOSER!!!



  47. 47

    I can't wait…this sucker is hot!!!



  48. 48

    Hey! He is gorgeous in that picture. His profile is very nice!!! She has good taste, that Bristol!!!



  49. 49

    Re: poppykock1
    Oooohh I love a little bush in men!!!!

    He's so gorgeous!!!



  50. 50

    Yay! Im excited hes a hot piece of asssss! Yummmm



  51. 51

    He doesn't look like he carries much.



  52. 52

    awesome… more men need to be naked. let's see more peen!!



  53. 53

    HOT…IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT…IT'S ONLY A FUCKIN COCK PEOPLE, GET A GRIP…BITCHES DO IT ALL THE TIME & DON'T CATCH THIS MUCH GRIEF! AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKIN UPTIGHT ABOUT NUDITY…IN EUROPE THIS WOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL AT ALL…



  54. 54

    Yep, let's have a look at the lil fella.



  55. 55

    I think he is quite sexy and I would fancy getting a look at his peen (almost as much as Perez!). Drop the Levi's and show us your Johnson!! ;p



  56. 56

    Let's hear it for more pointy parts! Oh Levi you will soon make a dream come true for all us boy watchers…..Andy Warhol loved the mix of nudity and celebrity….screw all the back stabbers & prudes that have no vision.
    Levi call me.
    s2g



  57. 57

    He's going to make a lot of gay (and bi curious) men very happy. It's like masturbation: the people who say they aren't going to look are lying.



  58. 58

    P. Hilton, How many times are you going to keep recycling this story?



  59. 59

    WOW…………s2g



  60. 60

    Whoopie!



  61. 61

    Good Luck kid. HA !



  62. 62

    HELL YEA….SHALLOW BUT I WANNA SEE HIS MAN STICK…HEE HEE



  63. 63

    :P
    CAN'T WAIT!
    .
    .



  64. 64

    Re: buck – #2
    .
    .
    CAN YOU BLAME HIM, SUGAR???
    .



  65. 65

    OMG I'm can't wait! He's all sortsa hot