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We guess ski-masks are going out of style?

Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller of Iowa were arrested last weekend for attempted burglary in "disguise" using Sharpie markers to mask their identities…

Idiots!

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47 comments to “Mugshot Hall Of Fame”



  1. 1

    These two are going to be winners of the darwin award someday



  2. 2

    Ha ha ha ha ha! I love stupid criminals!



  3. 3

    hillerious



  4. 4

    hahahehehahaho



  5. 5

    WOW! So stupid!



  6. 6

    LOOOOLLLL



  7. 7

    LOL! If Gaga did it you would call it genius.



  8. 8

    iowa… that figures.. haha jk



  9. 9

    na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na FAILMAN!



  10. 10

    Re: Poindexter-X

    My thoughts exactly



  11. 11

    No, no, please tell me they don't really allow idiots like this to live unattended!



  12. 12

    Oh god… of course it had to be in Iowa. Way to make us look like idiots.



  13. 13

    Those are Lady Gargoyle's sylists.



  14. 14

    robbery fail

  15. free says – reply to this


    15

    Hilarious!



  16. 16

    TOO EASY FOR YOU TO RIDICULE PEOPLE AS "RETARDED" WHATEVER THAT MEANS. IF IT IS YOUR INTENTION TO CALL THEM FUCKED UP INORDER TO SUGGEST UR PERFECT AND A BINARY OPPOSITE THEN CONGRA-DU-FUCKULATION!!! LIFE IS NOT ALL THAT EASY…YOU SHOULD KNOW UR GAY FOR FUK SAKE!



  17. 17

    This is effing funnyyyyy. jajajajajajajaja



  18. 18

    Second place to them, hahaha, just after the one that got stock in the store that he was robbering and cough in camera….



  19. 19

    true winners if I've ever seen any. haha, hope it's permanent marker you fucktards!!



  20. 20

    to what'swrong? :
    what's wrong with you and your coment? hahaha I dont know who is worst those two or you….



  21. 21

    There are the kids that used to play hid and seek by closing their eyes!

  22. Catha says – reply to this


    22

    OMG OMG…I cant stop laughing!! I wanna send this to everyone I know to get as good of a laugh as I am. Like were they serious…"nobody will know its us" LOL LMAO!! Just DUMB!!!!



  23. 23

    I LOVE TRAILOR PARK BOYS, ITS HILARIOUS AND THIS LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEIR SKITS!!



  24. 24

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS SOOOO STUPID THAT I KNOW FAT MARIO CAME UP WITH THIS…



  25. 25

    it's….it's……….BRILLIANT!



  26. 26

    Yuck, this is creepy. This young man needs support to stand apart from the older man. Please; someone ask him who he knows who will not judge him for his "visionquest" conduct and then GET him away from the older man. Please; I ask this so that we can honour a young man's heart. HE has a home; help him walk back to it with dignity. Runaways are actually the strongest visionquesters this day. A child like this is living in his care-giver's heart. Thank you. There is no shame in yesterday. There is power in walking out of the mentality that has been submerging our souls. Let us pray for the young man. Thank you all at Perez for allowing me to ask for his family to get the support they need. He is well loved in his heart home. He needs to be there. Grandma is brave, granpa is anxious but willing. Just a hunch. I am "blogging" so none of this is actually understandable unless you pray for an open heart to understand it. Hearts are opening all over the world.

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom



  27. 27

    Poor things!



  28. 28

    Re: duelastar – my thoughts exactly



  29. 29

    That shade of marker really sets off the blue eyes of the young one.



  30. 30

    Re: Mishca_b23

    just what I was thinking…. stupid meth-heads.

  31. imfc says – reply to this


    31

    hahahahahaha trailor trash!!!



  32. 32

    LOL

  33. ap076 says – reply to this


    33

    Thats just plain lazy. Especially considering we are at a time of the year where masks can be found nearly everywhere.



  34. 34

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! This really makes my day…



  35. 35

    Mugshot Hall Of Fame always makes me laf… lol



  36. 36

    hahahhahahaha. that is awesome!



  37. 37

    HAHA!!!



  38. 38

    Funny



  39. 39

    XD this is hilarious



  40. 40

    OMG, lol they are really dumb!



  41. 41

    This would make a good halloween costume for those of us who have no money but wanna have fun lol



  42. 42

    I'm sending this to my whole family! Fucktards!



  43. 43

    hahaha!



  44. 44

    I am originally from Carroll, Iowa (now in Omaha, Nebraska) where these two losers are from. I saw it on the website for the local paper the other day. I CANNOT believe the story made it onto PerezHilton.com and CNN.com so crazy! How did they find out!?!?!?!?



  45. 45

    LMAO!!!!!!!!



  46. 46

    I am from Carroll, IA..and neither of these boys are "trailer trash" There two DECENT people who got caught up in some bad drama. Matt's girlfriend (the one on the left) was thought to be cheating on him w/ the owner of the apartment that they attempted to break into. They were drunk and got into Matt's car and went to the guys apartment..the sharpie's came about as it was all he had in his car and they wanted to "get it done then"..
    I love how much media coverage this is getting though, so funny. :)

    This ms. dashira is sittin here askin for his family and shit- I'll admit I'm Joey's cousin (right one w/ the way blue eyes) im not PROUD of it by any means but I'm not going to deny he's my family. He's a good kid whose gotten involved w/ bad people..and his family's here to support him 100%..we still love him, make fun of him, but love him.((pretty sure he has no grandma or grandpa- although i didn't understand a word she was saying :S))



  47. 47

    lol i know joey miller!!! he lived 7 miles from my hometown