Not Pregnant! Pamela Anderson Is Just Fat

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Earlier this week, Pamela Anderson was spotted out in London wearing a hideous outfit. But all attention was definitely on her ~~stockings~~ belly.

And with that bump showing, rumors began to circulate that she might be preggers.

Though at 42-years-old, that might be somewhat difficult to do. We kinda figured she might just be getting fat.

Well, Pam wants people to know she's not pregnant. So her pal, fashion designer Richie Rich, has told reporters: "She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy."

We're not too sure about the whole "not broke" thing but we'll buy the not pregnant comment.

Rich added, "She doesn’t have to say anything because they’re not true. She actually gets upset because her kids go to school. Of course, she cares. She’s a human being. We’re all human. We just poop glitter that’s the only difference."

He goes on to say that "Pam is the real deal. She's an icon, and she lives her life, and people can say this or that - most of the time it's not true. I think Pamela represents a big responsibility in being a cool person. And that's why I like her. She's cool, and I’d want her to be my soccer mom!"

You can have her!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: Oct 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm / Email this »

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66 comments to “Not Pregnant! Pamela Anderson Is Just Fat”

Carlotta Tendant says – reply to this

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Perez calling Pamela fat? Pot, meet Kettle.
Chiquitita says – reply to this

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PAM IS NOT FAT AT ALL! she looks amazing! do you realize how many young girls read your blog and are influence by the things you say? The media and people like you are the reason so many young girls are have anorexia.
Perez Smells His Skidmarks says – reply to this

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PETA members are fat, look at you.
dietpopstar says – reply to this

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I think that hepatitis C can cause the liver to swell up in a pretty extreme way…? Maybe it's that.
Daniel Craig. says – reply to this

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why lie to you and keep the cat in the bag???
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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She's fine. Go Pam.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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if you weren't such an asshole Mario maybe she'd workout with you… you could stand to lose a few around the middle as well tubbie
JackWad says – reply to this

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Wow you're feeding the anorexia problem in young girls Perez! There are things I don't like about Pam, such as her need to represent her sex all the time which screams sexual abuse, but I love her activism so she's clearly a cool person! Lighten up Francis!
sarainadream says – reply to this

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porn stars shouldnt be called icons
baywatch doesnt even count as acting.
JackWad says – reply to this

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That's a beautiful curvy body and not a stick insect! I'm a woman with curves and am a size 14 but work out and am totally proportionate! There are those RARE men that will say "wow" your body is hot but sadly I guess most men want the insect look represented by your attitude towards this CLEARLY not fat woman.
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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Mario your gut is way bigger…
MarthaKicks says – reply to this

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Most of America would LOVE to be fat like that.
barefoote says – reply to this

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She just looks like she is constipated… and when you are that thin…it can make your stomache protrude quite a bit… you on the other hand are just a fat ass….
laughinpink says – reply to this

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that is not a fat belly, it's a pregnant belly. Fat is not carried that high on a girl of her stature. She would have more fat in other places too. Watch…it will come out that she's pregnant!
kcp1967 says – reply to this

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For her age she looks fantastic! Look at yourself in the mirror fatty!

And you say that getting pregnant at age 42 is difficult to do? What planet do you live on? You truly have no concept of reality.

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so emo it hurts says – reply to this

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UGLY is the more appropriate word
hag! happy halloween
Brattus Rattus says – reply to this

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I'm not a Pam fan but she's not fat. Give me a break.
cookiepuss71 says – reply to this

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Yeah, she's a real porker. Perez, shut the fuck up. You're YOUNG and fat and probably have sagging skin everywhere. So who the fuck are you to talk?
Christina Polo says – reply to this

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Her liver often swells like that after she binge drinks because of her hepatitis. There are other pictures of her out there from various time since her illness was diagnosed and she continues to drink. Its not a baby bump, it a "HEP HUMP"
jubbers0101 says – reply to this

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i'm not a fan of hers or anything,
but if you're calling her fat, you're honestly retarded.
i guess you haven't looked in the mirror lately,
cause mario, you're way bigger than her.
The Mad Felcher says – reply to this

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that belly of hers just makes her hotter. i like a good bit of bounce to my women.
OnlineHater says – reply to this

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I feel so bad about myself now. My waist looks exactly like hers. I have a belly that I simply can't get rid of no matter how much I diet and exercise. Perez, if you see me, will you call me fat too? Am I the only person on this board who has a belly? =(
LauraLou says – reply to this

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Please, she's HARDLY fat! Just because she put on 3 lbs doesn't make her fat! She still looks better than MOST women over 30!!!
Peter Steele says – reply to this

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I'd lick every inch of her for hours.
britface77 says – reply to this

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she looks better than you do perez!!! why are you such a hater?!
Baron von Fleck says – reply to this

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Dahlink! It is pooh. Not a baby or fat, just pooh! Someone call Sanjaya. I hear he is the "Bowel Whisperer" Love you Perez
Blinky says – reply to this

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I am team Pam. She is a beautiful woman. She also loves animals, so she rocks in my world. LEAVE HER ALONE.
Blinky says – reply to this

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Re: OnlineHater – I sometimes do, but only in my belly area. Everything else is fine.
newfiechic says – reply to this

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Whoop-dee-doo, she is bloated. Us women do that occasionally. Unfortunately for you, it happens in your head.
divas1 says – reply to this

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Since when is Richie Rich considered a real fashion designer? Where was his show in NY during Fashion Week? Or when has it ever been photographed in any fashion magazine. Richie Rich is a nobody in the fashion industry and it is fitting that two washed up people are supporting each other.
seifer252005 says – reply to this

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FAT just like you perez.
KuntKlops says – reply to this

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YOU are calling Pam fat? GMAFB! And she is way, way cooler than you could ever be. Now go back to eating your Ben and Jerrys wannabe!
Emma_Ox says – reply to this

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you gotta admit shes a bit bloated …and for all them sado why would you bother making an account on perez's and call him fat you lot clearly have NO LIFE …I
martaa91 says – reply to this

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YOU are FAT, not her!
I cant stand them says – reply to this

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She just needed to eat some prunes and go to the toilet. She's human too.
faldog says – reply to this

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how can perez call anyone fat?? has he seen himself at all?
RutRoe says – reply to this

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She just forgot to wear her Spanx. Give it a rest.
hollynagel7 says – reply to this

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you are such an asshole. just bc she has a little more than size 1 doesn't mean she's fat. way to NOT be a good rolemodel for impressionable teenage girls. JERK.
Orangina says – reply to this

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Let's see how you look at 42, Mario. Doubt if you'll be relevant by then though. BTW I'm 43 and still fertile. Menopause doesn't hit until the 50s, dude.
daniekay says – reply to this

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Perez…YOU are fat. Who are you to call anyone Z lister, fat, ugly, or tease Anderson Cooper for his apparent gay weekend. Positivity goes a long way. You should try it sometime.
Judrops says – reply to this

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Or maybe she is a woman in her 40's and doesn't feel the need to have a rock hard stomach. Leave her alone!!!
Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery says – reply to this

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i like her hair.
TaurusWarrior says – reply to this

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once again (since you repeat you pictures more than you do your stores, Perez)…THIS OUTFIT ROCKS!
TaurusWarrior says – reply to this

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Well that would leave you with two things to do now, Perez. bring the Kool-Aid packets (for your hair dyes) back to Pathmark…and start doing some sit-ups…You may want to get Pammy to train you since she is clearly more physically fit!
RockGirl711 says – reply to this

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Perez your a fucking asshole tool. How the FUCK can you call this woman FAT? Are you insane? Or do you post shit like this to get a reaction out of people? You of ALL people should know how fucking hurtful it is to be called "FAT" you have been called that all your life. How do you like it? You dont and you know it. Its shitballs like you that make kids eat lettuce and stick their head in the toilet to throw it up.. SUCK IT PEREZ
dirtyfinger says – reply to this

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Since when is it hard to get pregnant at 42??? >:-( You act like women's bodies stop working after 40. Get the facts straight, Mario, before you go off talking shit about women over 40, asswipe!!!!!!!! >:-(
perez snaps one off says – reply to this

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you are such an idiot. most women end up getting a little pot belly at some stage in their life, and fluid retention is a bitch. you are simply a bitch.
womenandwine says – reply to this

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you're a f-ing idiot. Women get pregnant all the
time past 40. Madonna had Rocco at 42, you really know your
facts, fuctard
jojo927 says – reply to this

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unlucky dress.
mouffoff says – reply to this

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Ummm…Hep C, binge drinker, ascites people, ascites…needs to get that hep hump tapped.
*Bubu* says – reply to this

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Thank God!!!!
gossipygab says – reply to this

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OMG this coming from a ugly fat ass???
AngelinDisguise says – reply to this

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wow, you're nice Perez, and you're SO the one to talk. Besides she's not fat! and who gives a fuck anyways!
hella says – reply to this

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wut the fuck?! have u looked in the mirror perez? kinda hypocritical dont u think?
Preciousgirl91 says – reply to this

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It's just gas!! She is bloated!!
Preciousgirl91 says – reply to this

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Re: Carlotta Tendant – Lmao!! Well stated!
Cinner says – reply to this

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WOW, you were on Halle Berry's bump watch not too long ago and she's older than Pammie Pie…stupid hypocrite.
modelcarjediX says – reply to this

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gain another 30 pounds then you'd be so fuckable!!!
lolita1234 says – reply to this

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Re: sarainadream – ASSHOLEEEE!!!
lolita1234 says – reply to this

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Re: so emo it hurts – WOW ANOTHER ASSSSSHHHOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!
lolita1234 says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL!!!!! PEREZ SHUT THE F..K UP!!!
walrus gumboot says – reply to this

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she has the shape of pregnancy. fat is usually lower just above the cooch.
Lo-JBabe says – reply to this

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Ahaa i agree with Perez here, but think he should have worded it better cuz it's putting pressure on people to look thin. kind of. but it's right, and, as i don't feel pressured, she DOES look fat. xx
perez snaps one off says – reply to this

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women have hormonal changes each month that make our weight change. what's your excuse fatarse
andera says – reply to this

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OMG! She's not FAT! you're from the land of obese people! and you call her fat? that's a problem!
Girls are very insecure at a young age, and calling Pamela FAT it's the right way to anorexia for them.

Although you said what you said, I still love you.
Kisses from Romania
PATTEY says – reply to this

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She needs to stay out of the spotlight and at home if she's so worried about her kids and school.