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Bai Ling Has A Cheetah Pet!

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This bitch is crazy!!!

Some of you may think your cat is ferocious, but unless it is half cheetah, like Bai Ling's, you would be wrong.

Yes, Bai Ling has herself one mixed up feline. It's a hybrid of a cheetah and a domestic house cat. We're trying to decide which scenario is more plausible - genetic breeding or the cheetah eating the house cat after it sperminated her. However it happened, the point is it did, and Bai Ling just loves her little feline friend, Quiji, to pieces.

And Quiji may just be ripping Bai Ling to pieces, if she isn't careful. She insists that the $30,000 cat in in no way a "wild danger," but she does mention how the cat can get a little too close for comfort:

"I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it!" Bai says, laughing. "If I wasn't fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something."

What? You can laugh about that, you lunatic?! She could have ripped your whole tittay off! You would have been monetarily lopsided!

Not a good look!

You better just hope she doesn't go for you face next!

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63 comments to “Bai Ling Has A Cheetah Pet!”



  1. 1

    Someone please rub some chicken livers on this woman's throat next time she goes to sleep.

  2. Zefie says – reply to this


    2

    lol



  3. 3

    …she would enjoy a Cobra also.



  4. 4

    THANKS FOR SHARING…………….



  5. 5

    Seriously laughed my ass off on that one!



  6. 6

    Sounds a little……weird



  7. 7

    WTF? THIS BITCH IS A LUNATIC THAT HALF CHEETAH/CAT IS A MONSTER AND ONE NIPPLE WOULDN'T B A GOOD LUCK U KNOW



  8. 8

    My Perezcious knows all about "momentarily lopsided". Every time a camera is present, my Perezcious gets momentarily lopsided due to the carbuncle on the right side of his face.



  9. 9

    Ah, no way! I love cats but not this one.



  10. 10

    It more likely a serval or savannah. A savannah is a cross with the serval and a domestic cat.



  11. 11

    A day later than the other blog sites. You're really slipping.



  12. 12

    My question is, who would spend $30k on a feline?



  13. 13

    omg wtf what a dumb crazy woman



  14. 14

    Perez, this was on d_l_i_s_t_e_d, like, a week ago…



  15. 15

    I think if it ripped her face off it would be a definite improvement…… can we get it to rip out her vocal cords while were at it?



  16. 16

    looks like my bengal…which is half asian leopard CAT mixed with domestic cat…and he is perfectly fine. just doesn't like the vet



  17. 17

    OMG do you folks have to work to be this stupid or does it just come naturally??
    There is NO SUCH THING as a cross between a cheetah and a domestic cat. The types are just too far apart genetically. This cat could possibly be a Savannah, which is a cross between an African serval and a domestic cat. And in the next place, WHAT has this woman ever done that we should give a crap about her and her parts anyway?? WHY do you all keep supporting these attention whores with photos or them doing absolutely nothing newsworthy?
    We ought to sue you for general ignorance and publishing baldface false information without even asking if it could be true or not.



  18. 18

    quote "However it happened, the point is it did,…"

    NO IT DID NOT and she needs to get that tick pulled off her face. YUCK ffs



  19. 19

    All I have to say is:
    What the fuck?



  20. 20

    THIS LADY CAME INTO MY RESTAURANT. she was being realllllly slutty, dancing with her boy friend on tables, and yelling, sucking face with her man, and she gave an old man a table dance. i work at the lake, at a very very family orientated restaurant. we had to ask her to leave hehe.



  21. 21

    Unattractive, to say the least.



  22. 22

    She's not crazy, she just isn't afraid to be herself. It seems like everyone has a hybrid pet nowadays.



  23. 23

    Definitely not a cheetah cross breed….probably a Savannah, which is across of a Serval (African wild cat) and Bengal or another domestic breed.

    and $30,000 is way too much for that cat.



  24. 24

    whare did Bai Ling find $30k?!?! lmao :P



  25. 25

    Sounds like she'd better get the little guy fixed or she'll also have a Quiji/Bai Ling hybrid!



  26. 26

    i hate cats and this crazy, gross, classless bish



  27. 27

    That can't be legal.



  28. 28

    Perez, you idiot! You can have a Cheetah hybrid and it can still be okay…She doesn't have to breed the animal yourself, you know.



  29. 29

    wow!!! that might be a nice looking cat, but….if she is so joking about losing a nipple, than well….ouch that would smarts



  30. 30

    That´s a bengal cat….or it could be a cheetoh, a nice, loving animal ($800 USD). It looks too common to be a Savannah. Either way, it´s legal to own such an animal. I hope this pet gets enough space, love and attention from Ms. Ling.



  31. 31

    hybrids? boring.
    i would say whoah if she das a whole cheetah



  32. 32

    Bai Ling? Any relation to Ben Wah?



  33. 33

    I've always thought Bai Ling seemed crazy.
    This confirms it



  34. 34

    oh god…. she's a freak! cute picture though



  35. 35

    WTF?!



  36. 36

    It could even be an Ocicat. People have no idea what they are getting, unless they are using reputable breeders. Sigh….



  37. 37

    I have three most precious, supersmart cats that I adore!



  38. 38

    Awwww, I love CATS!!! CATS RULE!



  39. 39

    Bai Ling stick to what you know best:
    shoplifting and dancing "a la Elaine"!



  40. 40

    It depends on the domestic breed too. She needs to be careful though. I (unknowingly) adopted a part bobcat, part domestic from a shelter, and she is quite and handful and must be taken care of like a child.



  41. 41

    Just so you know:

    "CHEETAH/DOMESTIC

    In October 2009, the PeoplePets website falsely reported that Chinese-born actress Bai Ling's cat Quiji was a cheetah hybrid with a cheetah father and domestic cat mother and purchased from a breeder for approximately $30,000. This is either a mistake or an attempt to mislead. The size disparity means domestic cats and cheetahs cannot form hybrids: their relative sizes make the cat a snack, not a mate and even if artifical means were used (very unreliable in felids) the gestational mismatch would be too great (cheetah gestation period is 93 days, domestic cat gestation period is around 63 days). Bai Ling's cat is not a cheetah hybrid. It may be a Savannah (serval hybrid) which is a leggy breed. It may be a Cheetoh, a breed bred to resemble the cheetah. But it most defiitely is not a cheetah/cat hybrid."

    Thank you, come again.



  42. 42

    My dad told me she takes that cat with her everywhere and it sits in the front sit of her car :)

  43. Moron says – reply to this


    43

    Too bad her brains are not accessible to the cat. He is adorable though!



  44. 44

    dipshit yet again you are 5 days late with news.



  45. 45

    all cats do that at first. but to rip it off is a little far fetched.



  46. 46

    Loves my crazy Ling-ling…



  47. 47

    CHEETAH/DOMESTIC

    In October 2009, the PeoplePets website falsely reported that Chinese-born actress Bai Ling's cat Quiji was a cheetah hybrid with a cheetah father and domestic cat mother and purchased from a breeder for approximately $30,000. This is either a mistake or an attempt to mislead. The size disparity means domestic cats and cheetahs cannot form hybrids: their relative sizes make the cat a snack, not a mate and even if artifical means were used (very unreliable in felids) the gestational mismatch would be too great (cheetah gestation period is 93 days, domestic cat gestation period is around 63 days). Bai Ling's cat is not a cheetah hybrid. It may be a Savannah (serval hybrid) which is a leggy breed. It may be a Cheetoh, a breed bred to resemble the cheetah. But it most defiitely is not a cheetah/cat hybrid



  48. 48

    I have a Bengal. He is a little larger; 20 pounds. But he is pretty much like having any normal domestic cat besides he is vocally louder and can be a little more aggressive if he gets angry but it is no big problem. I am actually shocked that this is "perez-news worthy"

  49. licq says – reply to this


    49

    she sucks



  50. 50

    This thing can cause untold damage on the natural environment…the cat's no good either



  51. 51

    This is actually a brilliant way to kill these ugly and good-for-nothing D listers and make them disappear FOREVER! Now if only Paris Hilton gets a tiger or something.



  52. 52

    ummmm they're called Savannah cats & have the temperament & diet of a house cat. They're just a little bigger than a small dog, very loyal & loving animals. They're not vicious @ all. One of my friends has one, & yeh, I don't like Bai Ling but I'm just sticking up for the animals bad rap.



  53. 53

    Heres an idea. SLEEP DRESSED!



  54. 54

    There is no way that cat is half domestic and half cheetah. Most likely it is a Serval mix. It sounds like someone completely lied to her to rip her off.



  55. 55

    Re: Canadiana* – So you wish her dead because you don't like her?



  56. 56

    MONETARILY LOPSIDED??? LOL Fuck me…you really think you can write??? She would only have money on one side of her body…you dolt? lol



  57. 57

    that looks like a bengal cat, which is a perfectly normal (pretty expensive) cat they sell in most pet stores. i dont get why this is news?



  58. 58

    Uhh what?



  59. 59

    I would like to blow my goo into her mouth.



  60. 60

    is she idiot or what?? how can she play with a cat life!



  61. 61

    HAHAHHAHAH SHE'S INSANE!!!

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ! YOU ALWAYS CRACK ME UP…

    LOVES IT!



  62. 62

    For those who are "overexaggerating" Listen to Linda and come to a TICA cat show and learn something. Bai's cat is not part cheetah…. that breeding is not possible without illegal research. If her cat was such a cat…she would not own it. The government would.
    Her cat is a Savannah. They are a DOMESTIC cat. I also own a cross bred cat called a Toyger. NO a tiger was not used to create the breed. Just like any animal the upbringing determins the cat. taking them public places socializes them. I like Linda take my Toyger everywhere. She loves the attention. She also walks on a leash. So before a whole uproar starts do some research. Come to a TICA show and see for yourself. Next california show is in Pleasanton nov. 28th and 29th.



  63. 63

    why do people keep messing around with wild animals, there NOT pets!!!!