10/31/2009 1:00 PM ET |
Filed under: Bai Ling
This bitch is crazy!!!
Some of you may think your cat is ferocious, but unless it is half cheetah, like Bai Ling's, you would be wrong.
Yes, Bai Ling has herself one mixed up feline. It's a hybrid of a cheetah and a domestic house cat. We're trying to decide which scenario is more plausible - genetic breeding or the cheetah eating the house cat after it sperminated her. However it happened, the point is it did, and Bai Ling just loves her little feline friend, Quiji, to pieces.
And Quiji may just be ripping Bai Ling to pieces, if she isn't careful. She insists that the $30,000 cat in in no way a "wild danger," but she does mention how the cat can get a little too close for comfort:
"I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it!" Bai says, laughing. "If I wasn't fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something."
What? You can laugh about that, you lunatic?! She could have ripped your whole tittay off! You would have been monetarily lopsided!
Not a good look!
You better just hope she doesn't go for you face next!