Hey, Remember Avril?

D-Lister Avril Lavigne appears on the cover of Z-List magazine Savvy this month. We've never heard of it before either!
She looks HOrrendous!
And she's "learned what's important in life?"
Surely that can't include hard-pAArtying and shacking up with Brandon Davis?




























































Maybe you haven't heard of the magazine, as it's only made 8 issues..
Does anyone remember that D-Lister Perez?
Must you insist on hating people that actually have talent and are adored to make your D-List love with the man you call Gaga?
Gross.
I think Avril looks lovely.
who cares?
how is she still relevant? she's a total mess, and getting messier with her association with that loser/greaseball davis. truly a couple made in heaven. just hope they don't breed.
she doesn't look too bad…
SHE SHOULD REALLY SERISOUSLY CONSIDER COMING BACK SOON WITH GOOOD MUSIC!!!! HER 1ST AND 2ND CD'S WERE GREAT. WTF HAPPENED WITH THE 3RD ONE!!??…AND THEN SHE DISAPPEARED!!!! WTF, I LOVED HER MUSIC….BUT NOW…SHE WENT TO THIS POP STLYE AND IT REALLY DOES NOT WORK…I MEAN..' im the motherf-ing princess"…..????
SHE SHOULD REALLY SERISOUSLY CONSIDER COMING BACK SOON WITH GOOOD MUSIC!!!! HER 1ST AND 2ND CD'S WERE GREAT. WTF HAPPENED WITH THE 3RD ONE!!??…AND THEN SHE DISAPPEARED!!!! WTF, I LOVED HER MUSIC….BUT NOW…SHE WENT TO THIS POP STLYE AND IT REALLY DOES NOT WORK…I MEAN..' im the motherf-ing princess"…..???? THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST LINE IS THAT SONG!!!…
OH N BTW SHE DOESNT LOOK THAT BAD IN THAT PIC!………AND SHE SHOULD REALLY STOP HANGING OUT WITH BRANDON DAVIS, THAT DUDE REALLY NEEDS REHAB!…
AVRIL STOP PAARTYING AND WIRTE MORE MUSIC!!!! COME BACK!!!! UR THE LKE THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF ROCK !!!
YOIUR FANS LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!! = )
1. Avril looks nice and 2. Perez, you shouldn't call her a "d-list" because you're not one to talk Mr. Z-List.
yeah, I'd say she hasn't learned whats important in life…. but her hair looks good lol. thats important for a cover.
Did she get a masectomy or something?
I think she looks hot. I'd hit that over your precious Lady Gargoyle any day.
Avril tries to be punk when shes a stupid sell out pop drunkie.
I think she looks good. Hope she does come out with some new music.
Perez, why are you so nasty?
Avril's last album sold 7.3 MILLION copies. Lady Gaga's The Fame, on the other hand, has only sold 4 MILLION copies.
So if Avril's D-list, does that make Lady WhoreFace F-list?
I think Avril looks quite nice.
You deserved to be punched. I'm glad everyone turned against you. And the hits on your site have gone WAY DOWN.
That's karma.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
wow you think she looks horrendous..
thats so funny.
your an idiot
she looks…stunning!
she looks so much better than you did at the vmas! wtf was that?
Wow perez, just because you've never heard of it doesn't make it a z-list mag. You sound so ignorant. And as for Avril… just because she took a break doesn't mean she is now "D-list". She isn't the most famous stars now but she surely isn't d list.
Sounds like the same type of magazine that features you and your butt buddy Slimy.
She's NOT D-lister, Perez You bad-ass –'
Avril is most famous than u in anywhere
I think it nice to see her on something other than a tutu!
she look ready 4 halloween
what looking older and no longer like a teen is a "bad look". Perez you are sloppy, rotund, and pathetic. For you to speculate on what "list" anyone is on, is completely laughable.
Avril does not look horrendous.
I hope she gets a new boyfriend SOON, but you are not being fair to her.
I have to say that I think her music is awful. She can't sing and depends way too much on sound technology to make her voice sound good, too many of her songs have foolish lyrics and she's awful live with lame dance routines and bad vocals. She also seems really immature and disingenuous when interviewed. I wonder how she was even able to sell as many records as she has!
horrendous? bullshit ,she looks hot ,way fucking hot,and I bet she is a go for broke nasty little bitch in the sack too, aint nothing wrong with that!
she's beautiful.
Just got this in the mail, horribly written
Savvy preceded Jane magazine in the 80's and 90's and was the brainchild of Jane Pratt. I guess they're reviving it now that Jane is gone.
Is she ever going to look older than 13?
What is a D-List, one might ask. Though the term "D-list" does not exist on the Ulmer Scale, it is often used to describe persons whose celebrity is so obscure that they are generally only known for appearances as so-called celebrities on reality television.
Yeah.
Avril is pretty damned obscure. To me, she's neither kind of music; country or western.
Is she a "d-list" because she keeps her private life to herself? Yeah, you don't hear much about her between her cds and tours, but that doesn't make her d-list. She is freakin' 25 and sold more than 30 million copies. She hardly ever parties. And yeah, she sings live and she sings well.
Damn this reminds me of the Sex in the City episode when Carrie was photographed looking like hell and the title said Single and alone? Then the article proceeded to trash her lifestyle completely. This is what this looks like a total set up and a tongue in cheek attempt to have the last laugh at her expense. She looks like a hungover drugged out used up meth head!
She looks great! I think it's amazing that she's grown up.
Don't bag on her just because she has talent.
She can go out and have fun if she wants to; she's an adult.
At least she doesn't have to use a sad excuse for a blog to be famous.
If she isn't relevant, then why the hell are you writing about her?
she looks fine!
According to Holmstrom, punk rock was "rock and roll by people who didn't have very much skills as musicians but still felt the need to express themselves through music".
A young Lilo…? Yikes !
love ya perez… but she doesn't even remotely look bad. not a fan of the jeans.. but the rest.. what's your beef?
come on, pereuza, she looks like a little beutiful vampirita!!! ur the ugly one… lol
How the hell does she look "HOrrendous!"
and how is she D-list….
She's got more to show for her career than you will ever achieve…
It's comments like that, that fuel self hate and cause girls to harm themselves.
You wanna know what HOrrendous! looks like?
Go step in front of a mirror!
-z list perez u don't even use your real name!
Avril looks very pretty and is a great musician.
She is talented and beautiful.Leave her alone!
OMG you guys are so pathetic! Grudges trump everything with you! Can't stand your negativity anymore - I am gone. Used to like your site but Good bye - and good luck!
Re: aleksandr – THAT A VERY GOOD POINT. Fuck off Perez
your attempts to ruin her have failed miserably… face it perez - you have no power, and people are sick of your negativity.
I think she looks hott :S
also.. how the hell is she a D-lister? Come on perezzzz
total mess and still no nosejob
she needs to bring rock back she needs to come out more
Perez you anal bleach!! Why hate on someone who actually has talent, sings live, writes her own lyrics, and has had 3 successful albums!! If she is D list then you are ZZZ list!!
Ya I remember Avril,and because she doesn't play your fucking retarded game you hate her.Come on oh gutless wonder,do tell.This girl has more talent than you and the parade of lifeless fakes you subject us to everyday.Beware Mario,it won't be you slaying Avril,it'll be just the reverse.
Oh, and Avril may be the hottest looking chick you've had on here in months.
If I recall correctly-there was alot of mags you was in that noone hardly heard of!
I actually enjoyed her music i think that before coming upp with the best damn thing she was actuly one off the best out there but now she alright liked her before… and perezz stop hating she iss really pretty
you look HOrendous, Captain PeePee.
She looks good I think.
She is a million times more attractive than gaga.
I hope this piece of shit just goes away soon!
She looks OK to me!!!
SHE LOOKS G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S!!!!!!
She's a really good artist, she just needs to make a come-back. but yeah, she looks terrible. x
Avril looks great , what the hell is wrong with you ?
I like Avril's music she's coming out with a new album in 2010 and going back to her old style YESSSSSS
She does not look that bad…..
her body is back!!!!
Oh yah she's not hot or beautiful, and to be honest she's never been.. But she got talent and many people still remember her songs and put in in their playlist though it's old songs. She's a singer who sells songs and not a model who sells their face and bod right?
I think she looks fine, she just looks a little ate up, stoned.. maybe took a few bops lol bopped out! just kidding..
pPrez…how can you… REAL D LISTER…call her one…fuck you're an arrogant prick. I used to be a huge fan of yours…now I fucking think you're a loser. Get a life dumb ass…oh yeah…and take an English class…
something looks wrong with her face. at first glance, it appears as if she has lines in her forehead….
savvy is mostly a pageant magazine…and I think avril looks just fine!
and to all you idiots calling perez "z-list", if he is so zlist why are you on HIS website??
Perez she doesn't look horrendous she looks awesome. And she's not D-List, more like B-List.
Can she ever smile for the camera? The only look she ever does is "moody/angsty teenager". But she looks good.
she looks like nicole kidman
I do remember her, but GOD how i wish i didnt.
Avril looks great as always. Such a talented song writer/singer… Canada is proud to call her our own. Your hate for white women is disgusting Perez! Just how many white girls rejected you in school anyway?? Avril is nowhere near a D lister and never has been…. You on the other hand would have a long hard crawl to get up to the D list….. you are a NOBODY.
Last I checked it's 2009, right?
stop messin' with my mind.
it's so not 2002 anymore, umkay?
Oh Mario grow up
LOL! This picture looks like it could have been taken with my 50 dollar digital camera!
i loathe avril as much as the next normal human, but to say she looks 'horrendous' when there are people out there looking like, oh, say, steve buschemi, is ridiculous.
Not that I really like Avril or anything but WTF, seriously. She looks horrendous? What do you call yourself then? Because seriously she looks really good her, you asshole.
I thought she died.
I think she actually looks pretty nice XD
Sorry, but I think she looks hot!
for some reason she look weird I don't know why
This bitch needs to dress her own age. Stop trying to look like a teenage, shit she's pushing 30. Furthermore, this chick is not rock and never has been rock. Rock stations don't even play her music. Only dumbass pop stations.
Uh get a clue people she looks basically perfect thanks to her bff "photoshop" Am I the only one that sees the massive amount of airbrushing done for this cover!?!?! Her face doesn't even look real more like a cartoon or a porcelain doll.
Funny thing about this is that Savvy used to be a Pageant Magazine! Former Miss America, Miss America Outstanding Teen, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA have graced the cover of this mag. Guess they are going in a new direction
How can you in good consience post something like this calling out her looks? You wear pajamas to parties and dont even bother manicuring and manscaping. You base your "Opinions" on whether or not you Like someone and not talent (which is relative) I personally think Lady Gaga is not doing the music world any favors. She is at best a shock performer. No different than say Sasha Baron. She isnt a role model of any sort. And she isnt speaking for even a minor majority with her opinions and views yet you put her up on a pedestal because she isnt afraid of you. Quite the opposite. I think you are a Cyber Bully at very best Mario.
Why does she look "horrendous"? Is it because she's wearing clothes? She looks much better than costume obsessed Lady Gaga or increasingly naked Rihanna anyway.
Just because you hate someone doesn't mean other people do, Perez. Shut the fuck up.
Perez, what mental juice have you been downing?
She looks stunning!!!
ugh perez. i think she looks beautiful.
Re: Marilyn Monroe – you're not really Marilyn.
the real Marilyn would never say something like that and in fact if she were alive today, she's have Joe DiMaggio kick your ass.