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Thirsty For Lard?!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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Introducing…the McNuggetini!

Featured in the book This Is Why You're Fat: Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks, this vomitous creation consists of chocolate milkshake mixed with vodka, rimmed with barbeque sauce and topped off with half a chicken nugget!

Hope you're hungry!!

[Image by Leah Hardstack]

60 comments to “Thirsty For Lard?!”



  1. 1

    im throwing up right now



  2. 2

    GAG….thats all i have to say about that!



  3. 3

    Shameful to mix vodka with any one of those ingredients let alone all three. Blech…



  4. 4

    FFFFFFirst!!!!!!!!!!!!



  5. 5

    FFFFFFFirst!!!



  6. 6

    I bet Perez got an erection that could cut glass when he saw that.



  7. 7

    Re: Ben_Dover – FFFFFFailure!

  8. Maio says – reply to this


    8

    yell I vegan and do not drink alcohol



  9. 9

    eww



  10. 10

    Ugh..some people really don't know how else to get famous that they have to create yucky recipes to get world-wide coverage. But whatever..nobody would be crazy enough to try this at home.



  11. 11

    yummy!!!! for pigs maybe!!!



  12. 12

    Sounds sweet, tangy and chewy…



  13. 13

    Wait, it is just a chocolate milkshake mixed with vodka. The bbq sauce and the chicken nugget are just on the rim. I'd just wipe it off, throw the nugget away and enjoy! lol



  14. 14

    …I have a hard enough time avoiding calories as it is. I'll take my vodka 'straight.' No offense Perez.



  15. 15

    Re: Canadiana* – …agreed. Glad to see that you have resurfaced!



  16. 16

    Re: karencarpenter – hee hee… been so busy lately.

  17. Laury says – reply to this


    17

    BARF!!!!!



  18. 18

    why… seriously arent we fat enough



  19. 19

    I'll just have a cold beer, thanks.



  20. 20

    LAME, OLD STORY.



  21. 21

    um, that's sick, I like all the ingredients, just not mixed together, that's just gross



  22. 22

    only in america.



  23. 23

    amazeballs pez i bet you're salivating at the thought of all that badness. i myself have been known to dip fries in my chocolate thickshake. you my perezness, do a little chocolate dipping of your own.



  24. 24

    I saw this over a year ago!?



  25. 25

    Re: karencarpenterRe: Canadiana*Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Hey girls happy halloween. That's if you have kiddies or going to an adult party. I will take my vodka straight!
    Have a safe day to all the peeps!



  26. 26

    Re: Paris France – Hiyya sweetie. HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you too.



  27. 27

    EWWW I AM GOIN TO PUKE i hate fat and junk food



  28. 28

    ok well ive had vodka in ice cream even a chocolate milk shake and that deelish but the rest just sounds gross… ew



  29. 29

    LOOSE THE BBQ AND THE NUGGET…………



  30. 30

    Ewwww



  31. 31

    Re: Paris France – …Happy Halloween!



  32. 32

    If this is an attempt to scare people slim … it AIN'T working.



  33. 33

    My Perezcious likes to guzzle these on his cheat day. The Perezcious washes down his lard omelette and toast slathered in Crisco with several of these.



  34. 34

    They should have just called it the Fatasstini. And it's rimmed with BBQ sauce? What a tragedy.



  35. 35

    Yuck. Vomit inducing.



  36. 36

    Re: Paris France – Happy Halloween to you too girl.

  37. dtg says – reply to this


    37

    wow. super old post. i remember seeing that on blogs over a year ago, probably two years ago.



  38. 38

    ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com is hilarious!!! You MUST check out this website; you'll be sure to get a laugh out of it. The McNuggetini is one of many, many crazy things to be found there.



  39. 39

    that does seem puke inducing!!!! the mcnuggerini



  40. 40

    Gross !!!



  41. 41

    Gross.



  42. 42

    how many have you had?



  43. 43

    that sounds kinda good LOL



  44. 44

    I remember this story from a long time ago.
    If it's true, I've never seen or heard of anyone eating (or drinking?) this nauseating mixture.
    Is it actually served anywhere? I hope NOT



  45. 45

    You idiots! The BBQ sauce and nugget are on the rim! The milkshake and the vodka aren't mixed with it!



  46. 46

    I will never be able to get that visual and this nauseated feeling out of my stomach anytime soon. That is way too kinky.



  47. 47

    Re: Paris France – i'll have a ton of those. but i don't necessarily always crave mcnuggets. i crave nuggets of gold, with white pearls stolen from a aquatic Lord



  48. 48

    GAG!!! i just threw up



  49. 49

    omg this is fknn nasty omggggggggg if i ever saw anyone drink this i would throw up im about to now. bllehhhh



  50. 50

    It's like ordering McNuggets and a shake at McDonalds… only the shake is spiked.



  51. 51

    Happy Halloween to everyone. I'm handing out candy tonight!!!! It's fun to see kiddies in their costumes. There was one girl who was about three who was dressed up as a beige horse, and her little brother who was dressed up as a grey donkey. They were sooooo cute!



  52. 52

    Why would you defile a McNugget like that?



  53. 53

    i love unhealthy food but that's just nasty



  54. 54

    Pardon me, I just have to go & vomit…a lot



  55. 55

    Ahhhh so you stole it from another site. You suck fatarse.



  56. 56

    sicknast.



  57. 57

    Re: perez snaps one off – I also dip my fries in a chocolate shake. I was originally grossed out by this picture until I remembered that I dip my chicken nuggets in the shake as well. I don't like ketchup or any of the gross sauces they provide so I have invented my own dip. I have eaten it that way since I was a kid and I'm not fat. However, I would never eat it with vodka.



  58. 58

    thanks disgusting



  59. 59

    That's nasty as hell.



  60. 60

    big fucking deal…wipe the bbq sauce away with a napkin, chew the damn tasty nugget and wash it down with the drink, the end…grow up!!