Marilyn Monroe Will Continue To Be By Her Lonesome
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Poor Marilyn!
No one wants to be buried next to the silver screen legend!
As we previously mentioned, the crypt above Monroe's at Westwood Village's Memorial Park went up for auction 10 days ago, but not a single bid was placed!!!
That's what happens when you request millions upon millions for a crypt!
The family is now said to be "weighing their options" on what to do with the multi-million dollar crypt.
Someone get these folks in touch with Lindsanity!!
That is if they're willing to accept stolen clothes and cigarette butts as payment!
[Image via AP Images.]
There's No Place Like Home
Halloween Time!
OMG !!!!
Seriously !!
Who Wouldn't Want To Be Burried Next To Marylin Monroe !!!
Id Pay Money To Get Burried Next To Her !!
Ami x
I'll keep her company.
She can tell me all her secrets.
I hope that the husband of the lady that moved him from his crypt haunts her for trying to make a huge profit off of his final resting place.
Poor Marilyn = alone in life / alone in death /
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Peace
Dr. M
MM
Aww! I love Marilyn! If I had that cash Id be there!
Noone deserves to be next to her! She is the biggest Hollywood icon of all time and is in a class all on her own. She is the only person in hlstory with so much beauty, talent and kindness all in one! I bet you wish you had that Perez..So your ridiculous title here just annoys me…
quick! someone call Lindsanity.
This is tasteless…I think the cemetary should step in already!!!
Megan Fox didn't bid for it? isn't she obsessed with Marilyn Monroe?
I don't believe anyone wants to pay that much for death.
it would be cool to be buried by marilyn.
Whoever would pay that much would have to be insane! Marilyn Monroe was just a person of flesh and blood like you and me and what's so great about being buried next to her? It's not like you're even going to know the difference… geesh.
so how much are they paying you to advertise this?
Re: Iwannaknow – I agree completely. How could someone disturb their dead husband that way… so horrible… i truly hope that spot never sells. Whatn a disgrace to humanity that woman is
But i thought Hef wanted the the crypt next to her!? WUWT?
i love my marilyn. hell yeah if i had that money i would pay for it! to be buried next to the most fabolous women!
Maybe, like, after 50 years no one cares.
That whole generation is basically dead and gone
take that r patz fans!
Pfft, who is she kidding — multi-million dollar crypt? Apparently not.
Some one looks like a greedy bitch!!!!!!!! Start that auction at $1.00
Who wants to pay millions of dollars to be buried there. It's not Marilyn Monroe. Its a box filled with rotting bones,dust and bugs like all the other ones around it. Bitch ha sbeen dead since the 50's.
or 60's .
OMG!!!! Please lord let me or my family strike it rich soon! I would do ANYTHING FOR THAT CRYPT!!!!
Love Marilyn. It's disgusting that someone would disrespect their own husband by moving him to make a profit on his final resting place. And to make such a circus of Marilyn's final resting place.
Put Megan Fox in there!
Poor Marilyn. I am sure that she is sitting in a wonderful heavenly place looking down on this travesty with disgust.
Fact is; being that Marilyn IS deceased she probably has a better chance of talking to her heavenly being and advising that particular "entity" to make sure these greedy slobs get what they deserve. Now, normally, this "judgement" might have been reserved for their death day; when Marilyn's Creator chastizes them for continuously living off Marilyn's pain. And; punishes them accordingly. However; things seems to be a bit different these days. "Judgement" is happening the old way. Shunning. A much more peaceful way of purging your lives of all that is not fitting with your faith. Apparently; "God" is somewhat annoyed with these greedy vultures. IT looks like it, to me…..
Rest in your own vision of Heaven dearest Marilyn. Your rose was not wasted on those of us who know that you died a virgin. Cornoner's Report Anyone? Oopsie, wouldn't have made the "deceased's" devoted family as much money to share with the world that Marilyn was a child too scarred and scared to have sex. Am I wrong or am I the most determined counter-intelligence agent in the world???
Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom
Isn't the man still buried in his crypt until someone buys it? … where did the shit ass family move the poor bastard who bought the crpyt in the first place!
Here is another tidbit for you all
Hugh M. Hefner owns the burial vault next to MARILYN MONROE!
so whoever wants to buy the one next to marilyn… will inevitably end up beside marilyn monroe and eventually hugh hefner!
I thought I heard somewhere that Hugh Hefner had saved that spot for himself. Anyone else heard that or am I on my own??
There is more then 1 spot beside her crypt.
I fell bad for poor Marilyn I would love to have a spot next to her.