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Paris loves Halloween!
The hotel heiress played it cute, dressing up as a seksi Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz with her adorable pup Marilyn as Toto!
What was your costume????

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Paris loves Halloween!
The hotel heiress played it cute, dressing up as a seksi Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz with her adorable pup Marilyn as Toto!
What was your costume????
Are her knees dirty in the first picture?
I went as Obama. I went around and took candy from all the kids with store bought costumes and gave it to the kids with home made costumes.
I dressed as Rachel Zoe
Bananas.
I was Courtney Love.
I thought Paris was going as a skank…..
Does Paris have new booooobs?
Paris Hilton. She's not cool, is she?
LOVE PARIS! SHES SO HOT! LOL
Paris is so over-the-hill. She looks like the STD Dorothy. Paris your disgusting. No one likes you
Paris Hilton !!!
Don't Make Me Chuckkle !!!!
Urghh Halloween !! Hellllooo
Need I Say Anymore !!!!
Ami x
i wonder if she realizes that dorothy has BROWN hair? otherwise the costume is pretty cool…..
Herpes never looked so good.
Re: bongo – LMAO….love it!!
Dorthy needs kneepads to blow her way back to Kansas?
Has spent alot of time on her knees.
That's certainly not Dorothy! She's a french MAID! Dorothy didn't dress like a hooker wtih dirt on her KNEES! Try knee pads next time Paris!
what does she do with her life that's of any substance? i mean really. what does she do besides party hop?
If I'd have known , I'd have come as a tornado and blown her away.
Why does it have to be a SLUTTY dorothy?
Why not JUST DOROTHY?
your boobs look great, slut
i was a vampire, inspired by twilight
she walks like a penguin
Who gives a shit?????
Wonky eye looks like a poster for STDs!
Perez, you're a genius! How did you even know that's Dorothy? Thought she dressed up as a slutty waitress. Geez, Halloween is merely a SLUTTY time for her (and her somewhat new boobs).
Not trying to be mean. But, I live next door to Kansas and that is no Dorothy!
What Paris is showing is her new boob job! The fact that she is pushing 30 was a gift to herself. Please don't insult Dorothy! And being half French she is
Oui French Maid! Work it girl!
I went as Heidi Montag!
She is ridiculous
Poor dog. Ignored until an accessory is needed?
i dressed as a plug and socket with my boyfriend
Paris got implants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like a maid
she looks hot
She would have been perfect with me! i was the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz
sexy ninja turtles with my besties
Her boobs look so plastic. Not an improvement. And, she would never be something that wasn't slutty would she. Disappointed.
S L U T !!!!!!!!!!
So that's what Dorothy would have looked like if she had been a cheap whore.
Re: bongo – Lame.
i was a corpse (like a zombie but less decomposed) mad props go out to the guy in the bar who came dressed as Billy Mayes! And to the guy who made a pepsi can!!
I turned the channel while watching Kimmel as soon as I heard this wonky eye's name…so disturbing and I am calling PETA on this STD bag…go go away1 I hope a house falls on this whore bag!
O_O now THAT'S hot!
harley quinn from batman. =)
Oh come on people! A LOT of girls dress skanky on Halloween, doesn't make them sluts, it's just a costume… btw nice fake boobs. lol.
Swine.
Michelle Osama is a racist PIG!!!! And she wears lipstick!!
Paris ALWAYS dresses as a sexy something on Halloween, YAWN.
Re: Patty Boots –
no youre supposed to dress up for halloween
WHY DIDN'T SHE PAINT THE DOG BLACK………………….
morons are more stupid than she is, if you really think those are implants
Those are not fake boobs. I don"t know how she does it. Her boobs are tiny yet she always manages to make them look huge. She must have some miracle push up bra that probably costs thousands of dollars. She should come out with a bra line that would be more affordable to the rest of us. I would so buy one. I've got C's but they'd look so much nicer if I had a Paris Hilton Bra! (Especially after 3 kids) What's your secret Paris?
USA has turned it into a costume party, where are the witches etc!?, as I type I am such a prude!! party and have fun I spose.
I went out as a kity with my friend, she went as a bee.
We were jiumping peoples gardens, they got pretty pissed
It screams, almost 30 and desperate
My costume was awesome! I was a big marijuana leaf with my head in the middle of the leaf. I had a big fat joint and a big legalize costume. It was very original
I was Beetlejuice.
It was superb.
no place like HO is more like it…
Look, it's Whorathy from 'The Wizard Of Aaaaaahhhh's"!!! I bet she had a dream of her bed spinning around…and YOU were there, and YOU were there, and YOU and YOU!!! Oh, that's right, it wasn't a dream.
How is that a costume, she dressess like a slut everyday!
She had a boob job.
2012 can't get here soon enough
Re: bongo – Bongo, that was great!
i thought paris was against breast implants? Looks like she got them to me.
She is too old for that costume. Time to hang it up hun..you're too old and way too predictable.
You see how she's drifting away slowly? I like it.
She's done.
UM, I went to Rocky Horror and dressed like my mom all punk rock from the 80s.
That's the way to do it.
does anyone know what the hairstyle she has is called?
That's not Dorothy, that's Whorothy, Dorothy's' skanky disease infected older sister, follow the yellow sick ho.
I'd f*ck her in that outfit, if she was not diseased up the ass.
I'm an Aussie, no Halloween here… but I did have crazy red zombie eyes thanks to laser eye surgery the day before!! Really hope to make it over to the US for Halloween one day!
PS. wonder how she got her knees dirty…
I dont care i seen the video..sign me up…lol
Was that a Halloween costume? She looks like a skank no matter what she wears.
Wow, Paris has a small IQ, huge hands, huge feet and a cavernous……from the pictures I've seen. She is using up a lot of skin and oxygen which could be put to a better use.
i was a whoopee cushion! so stellar, i won best prize (= a free beer!)
love your outfit! i wanted to be gaga from the lovegame video. ferrrrosh!
Re: flamingred – 28 is old? what planet are you from?
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What a fucking ugly skank.
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Um….when did Paris grow boobies!? Cute costume, but I have to agree with shopgirl83…..the knees look dirty!
wow her boobs like suckable mmm
I was a Pumpkin & my boyfriend was Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater
Re: tallchick – There were 2 Billy Mayes's at a party my sis was at. lol Both had white powder under their noses. Bad.
On Hallowe'en I was re-enacting my "role" as Johnny Depp's "shadow co-star." Yes, yes I admit it. Johnny Depp and I dated in high school; when we were both teenagers. Then; he grew up and became Russell Crowe. But; unless you were in Guelph YOU missed Anya Romanov take the little Czars and Princesses to the FRIENDS OF DOROTHY BOWLING LEAGUE!!! Now, on the day that Paris was "emulated" by Henry Mortensen in Guelph and went with mummsie to buy post-dubie munchies the REAL??? Paris Hilton Legend was exposed. Oh yeah?? MR. HILTON WOULD ALLOW THIS MEDIA TRASHING OF HIS DAUGHTER?? Right on. The Hilton family couldn't figure it out; so they sent someone out in public who was paid to say she was Paris Hilton, DOB etc. ONCE and ONCE only.
What a riot??!!! WHO are those other women?? This one has "henry-o-thunder-o-size-thighs!!" I love all my children. All of THEM. I am really telling you the truth. Embarass your "dad" publicly!! Mommy approves!! There is a universal love called "God". I know this to be true. The name changes but the love is always the same. For those that look up for truth, not inside…
Keep it up. Muy Bueno A'Houra!!
Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog Doom
I get it. YOU guys don't believe me. Check it OUT!!! THIS is my SON Henry Mortensen dressing in "drag". Years ago some of my children felt that I would not accept them because of their sexuality and how they felt about themselves. Yeah, right. A WONDERFUL friend of mine was ready to greet myself and my children when we went to the Friends of Dorothy Bowling League Party with Aunty Jan and Die-zie many years ago. I treasure the photo. Now; the part that is hard to believe is that the original "dorothy" in our runaway willie photo-book is actually a really gorgeous gay man called: WAIT FOR IT!!!: Lance. Yup, one of my "stand-in" boy-friends is a gorgeous gay man called Lance. Whatever. I was nervous. I KNEW how much his life-partner was missing him. Nasty; when gay men come to my rescue so that I don't have to be mauled all the time by the "other" oriented "things" that stalk me. Thanks Henry. Lance is not a "fantasy dream-toy", he is a real man. WE have been friends since 1992. Whatever. JUST tell Dave I didn't step on his turf, I reminded Lance of "his" heart love…..
Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom
I think somebody got some new boobies.
I CANT GET THE PICTURE OF HER SUCKIN ON RICK SALOMNS COCK OUTTA MY HEAD EVERYTIME I SEE THAT SKANK..SHES LIKE A FART IN A MITTEN YOU KNOW ITS THERE BUT YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT WHY WONT SHE JUST SHUT UP OR DIE OR GO AWAY OR SOMETHING OR DO HARDCORE PORN ..??
Dressed up? I thought this was a regular Saturday night out for her?
I was Lady GAGA!!! So much fun!
THAT IS THE OUTFIT FOR HER NEW HARCORE PORN MOVIE. IN FILM SHE IS SUPPOSE TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE DOG.
What a Doll, I'd Fall for her any day!
All that money and THIS is the best she could do?!
U know… i wuz dorothy 4 halloween when i wuz like 3 years old, and li looked WAY cuter than HER!!!! i thought paris wuz gooing as herself…. a bitch. she looks more like a maid than dorothy.
ho hum… Just another night in Paris
HOT