All That Wasted Booze!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Stoopid!

A warehouse fork lift driver in Moscow was drinking on the job.

BIG mistake!

Watch the insane video above as he drives directly into shelves stocked with $150,000 worth of vodka and cognac!

Miraculously he only suffered a leg injury!

And he's probably unemployed!

Posted: Nov 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm / Email this »

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45 comments to “All That Wasted Booze!”

QUEEN FOR A KNIGHT says – reply to this

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He should be shot (or taken a shot)for wasting all that fine booze….
DavHa says – reply to this

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genius
PreTTy*n*PinK says – reply to this

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Gives a whole new meaning to "Drinking and Driving"
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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FUCKING DRUNKS!
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Most Soviet policy was derived under the influence of Vodka! US too! Frightening really!
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XXX459 says – reply to this

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Shouldn't a place like that have sturdier shelves???
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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Tragic…
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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I think I speak for a lot of boozehounds when I say…Nothing less than the death penalty for a crime of this magnitude.
crazed says – reply to this

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he wasnt drinking on the job idiot…they were making "jokes"
davidiniguez2411 says – reply to this

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now that's hilarious
Talia88 says – reply to this

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All the Russian people I run into on the net wanna move here. They hate their country & their standard of living sucks. There's a whole industry devoted to Russian mail-order brides. I used to think all the authors around here were the most boring on the planet. That was before I read Crime & Punishment. I'm not saying Russian authors are bad. They're just really fucking dry. Maybe that's why so many of them turn to alcohol. It makes life more interesting or more bearable over there.
Fashion007 says – reply to this

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Oh noooo!!!
Zefie says – reply to this

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What a dumbass.
D:
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – Re: Canadiana* – Haha 'course you two are here. I'm only commenting in the interests of harmonious world relations…
Quemical says – reply to this

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Re: crazed – correct. The Report didn't say anything about him being drunk. It only said "He lost Control"
BUTCH8844 says – reply to this

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Those Ruskies know how to throw a PARTY!!!!
Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this

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The Reporter cant talk worth shit! I'm glad no one was hurt.
AlixxP says – reply to this

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FAAAIILLURREEE!!!!
lmfao thats hilarious!!
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – hahaha… and I'm just killing time. Nice to see you again hun
LV-Entergetic says – reply to this

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lol.
ZaneSylliboy says – reply to this

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Ohh noooo!
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: Canadiana* – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sharre says – reply to this

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hilarious!
abluestar says – reply to this

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good thing they dont have earthquakes
jess0062@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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Damn. Now that's what I'd call a bad day.
Wonder what poor saps had to clean up the mess.
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – hahahah…heartbreaking eh
Jessleon says – reply to this

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This is a joke, and not real. What flimsy shelfs. Think about it. This is so fake!!
muggylborn says – reply to this

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my criminology professor said that you can squeeze vodka out of russians' liver thats how much they drink
Andy27 says – reply to this

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Somewhere, Chelsea Handler is in mourning over this poor vodka.
jaxfl says – reply to this

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Did that lady say " drink driving" lmao.
I cant stand them says – reply to this

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Re: Jessleon – Russians are cheap when it comes to certain stuff. They probably had those shelves since like, 1990 and they were chinese.

Anyway Lindsanity wished she'd be there to lick all the vodka from the floor and to steal the bottles that were left.
gossipgirl917 says – reply to this

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HOW STUPID! (: jajajaja
Angus8 says – reply to this

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Moscow?
He is dead at the bottom of a lake.
Losing his job is the least of his problems.
prescott rocks says – reply to this

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Now that is what I call Alcohol abuse! All that poor wasted vodka!
Moocya says – reply to this

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Re: Talia88 – Maybe you should check your information because Russian Literature is among the best in the world. "they all turn to alcohol" do you even know what your talking about ?? there are hundreds of Russian authors who wrote amazing novels and poetry, it should have been pretty difficult to do when they were all piss drunk all the time, right?
idiot. stay in your country, and order up yourself one "real russian bride" hahaha, have a shot and i hope you choke on it
Moocya says – reply to this

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Re: Talia88 – Actually, maybe you should check your information because Russian literature is among the best in the world.
"Maybe that's why so many of them turn to alcohol. It makes life more interesting or more bearable over there."
Umm, i think it would be pretty difficult to write something so amazing like War and Peace for example, if Tolstoy was a drunk
go order up yourself a "real russian bride" hahaha and have a shot, i hope you choke on it
RandomNYgirl says – reply to this

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Re: Talia88 – i used to work with this old guy who was from russia,there he was a chemical engineer,here he was a dishwasher but he was so fortunate to be here in america …such a smart and interesting person to talk to.he told me that if anyone spoke against their goverment they'd just vanish into thin air,he said one day your neighbor would be there and the next gone.he loved his vodka too!wonder how that crazy bastards doin today!
Cattac says – reply to this

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I now have pun poisoning.
minimilanocookie says – reply to this

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this video is like 3 years old. seriously.
monikewl says – reply to this

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Did they buy those shelves at Walmart? This video brings the LOL's for sure, but seriously, bumping a shelf shouldn't cause that much damage! Wow!
sdfghj says – reply to this

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speaking of genuis', where does it say the man was drinking on the job? They said "left him under the influence", mocking the fact that he was UNDER the alcohol when it fell. It doens't say he was drinking on the job. You should probably get all the info before you start spreading slander.
Anuschka says – reply to this

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You want us to believe there are Russians who are sober???
talknerdytome says – reply to this

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Was he really drunk? It seemed like jokes to me. "Leaving him UNDER the influence of alcohol".
ERRRBOOO says – reply to this

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Re: Jessleon – Yes I thought it looked fake too. How poorly constructed would those shelves have to be for that big implosion? Were they made out of toothpicks? It doesn't make sense. If you knocked into some American warehouse like that maybe a couple of shelves would fall at most.
ERRRBOOO says – reply to this

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also if you look at the video you don't see any bottles or liquid.
ERRRBOOO says – reply to this

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Re: Moocya – Very true Russian literature is wonderful.

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