Jessica Thinks Melrose Place Is "Crap"

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Oh those Simpson sisters are such serious thespians!

J. Simpleton took to her Twitter to express her disdain for Melrose Place and support for her recently-fired sister, Asslee Simpson.

Says Jess:

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."

Is it bad scripts or bad acting? You've been known to participate in some bombs yourself. Major Movie Star, anyone?

An insider revealed that Ass was fired from Melrose Place because "she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible." Another said that "she's the worst actress, but nobody will tell her."

Apparently Ass doesn't want to go back to singing either because she would have to tour and be away from son Bronx Mowgli.

So she can't act and she can't sing? Sounds like someone could fade into obscurity at any moment…

Jess will welcome you with open arms!

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    Posted: Nov 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    64 comments to “Jessica Thinks Melrose Place Is "Crap"”



    1. 1

      FIRST BITCHES! They both suck. Who names their kid after a city and a book? The other one please…don't get me started. My dog was taken by a coyote I'll make missing posters…idiots! Their reality shows were super sucky, Asslee can't even mop….

    2. Harv says – reply to this


      2

      A lot of people think Melrose Place is crap.
      This is not an earth shattering revelation.



    3. 3

      stick to nose jobs and lip synching. It's the only 2 things you're any good at.



    4. 4

      It's the producer's fault for thinking that Asslee had any talent



    5. 5

      COULD fade?!?!? She's been done for a LLLLLOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG time!!



    6. 6

      Jessica is not pretty. Ashlee looks way better and she is not really a pretty girl either.



    7. 7

      Denial is not just a river in Egypt.



    8. 8

      she should have never had the opportunity in the first place. give some unknown with real talent a chance.



    9. 9

      I bet she comes out with a fashion line, if she hasn't already.



    10. 10

      ………and the American public thinks Jessica's albums are shit—hence the horrible sales.



    11. 11

      Who the fuck names their son Bronx Mowgli? like really…



    12. 12

      she wasn't that bad on 7th heaven, but this is another case of what happened when cable exploded into 300 channels-needs for shows and shows and shows. all these people crawled out from who knows where and actually got hired because THERE WAS NEED -GOT THAT JOE SIMPSON-NEED-NOT TALENT IS WHY MOST OF TODAY'S IDIOTS ARE MAKING THE CHARTS AND ON TV!!!! how else could you explain Mario here?



    13. 13

      That show was awful, but I began to like the storyline a bit more after a few episodes. I realised it was Ashlee Simpson that was ruining the show for me. She made it terrible! Thank goodness she's leaving! Her character was creepy.



    14. 14

      LOL! What the fuck would either of these two stupid twats know about a good script?



    15. 15

      why doesn't she stay home and parent her child? i doubt they are hurting for money.



    16. 16

      Fade in obscurity? Please do, both of them. LMAO!!!!!



    17. 17

      The saddest part is that I watched her on Melrose Place and it was the best acting performance I've ever seen from her. I was almost impressed a little bit how much she's improved since her 7th Heaven days. Not to say that she's good, she still sucks really really bad, but she was better. Maybe it's just easier to tolerate her crap acting when she's skinnier and has a different nose.



    18. 18

      MELROSE PLACE is the best show on television.

      Getting rid of Ashlee Simpson is a good thing, her sister is just bitter.



    19. 19

      HAHAHA - Jessica Simpson has had bad scripts? I'm sure she wouldn't know a good one if it hit her in that empty head of hers. They are both overrated, untalented white trash.



    20. 20

      well somebodys mad her sister got the boot…helllooo people must i remind you Ashlee,SNL. i thought she did a good job playing violet but thats probably the only role she will get shes not relevent and jessica is starting to get on my nerves ..i mean thats soo disrespectful and unprofessional talking shit like that about a show that didnt do shit to you jessica had nothing to do with it she needs to mind her own buisness .



    21. 21

      I agree,the show sucks,bad script,and acting



    22. 22

      How dare you Perez? How dare you to say that she can't sing when you loooove Britney Spears please?. Melrose Place is gonna be canceled after this even Heather Locklear won't save it. CW SUCKS!



    23. 23

      Why don't these 2 sisters sing songs together ala Heart? They could become famous again..



    24. 24

      Re: JonSin
      Bingo! Totally agree!



    25. 25

      LOL, that's funny. That how I feel about Jessica's "music". I guess it takes crap to know crap!



    26. 26

      Wow, new depths of stupidity. Um, Jess, didn't your dumbass sister READ the suck-ass scripts before taking the job??? The first episodes were the worst, too. Per Asslee, she thought the writing was awesome and her character the bomb, to which she "jumped" at the chance to play …



    27. 27

      Asslee cant act to save her life



    28. 28

      Uh, she's right about all of it.



    29. 29

      yessss Asshole Simpson PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!



    30. 30

      she's just mad because her sister got caned!



    31. 31

      She probably figured no one was buying that Ashlee knew MP was a temporary gig. It is kind of true that Ashlee's name got them press. I've never heard of anyone else in the entire cast.



    32. 32

      PLEASE……
      Ashley's acting is even worse than her singing!!!!
      How she even get as far as being on the show in the first place is a mystery to me..
      They both need to shut there mouth because, why they are even considered celebrity's is another mystery…Jess hasn't had a hit song in like 10 years..
      If Ashley was smart she would put more effort into trying to hold onto her man because he's as close to fame as she's gonna ever get….



    33. 33

      LOVE THESE LADIES! It's true though, Ashley cannot act.

    34. 6one9 says – reply to this


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      Maybe these 2 will just go away “` forever “ now…. Jessica's ex hubby is even more popular than she is.. Nick .. go figure.



    35. 35

      The show sucks with or wihout her… so who cares. It will be cancelled soon enough.



    36. 36

      why can't a talentless girl like this who already has money and a husband just be a mother?

    37. PAH says – reply to this


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      WOW! Jessica sounds a little bitter!!!! LOL I love it!!!!!! lol You know who wrote that "crap" Ms. Simpson? Probably the same people who wrote your movies and music…. just saying!!!!!!!!!!! They were horrific too!!!!! Who the hell do these sisters think they are? They should be thrilled that somebody is still willing to give there no talent asses work!!!!!!!!! DB's!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    38. 38

      Jessica would know crap since she is crap. Her whole career is crap. I saw Melrose Place and Ashlee's acting was horrible. They both suck. The whole world has told them they suck, but they are too dumb to realize it. I guess they keep listening to their father saying how fabulous they are. Even Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa Simpson are better actors.



    39. 39

      Sounds like sour grapes to me, it didn't suck when it was paying her sister's bills…Loser!



    40. 40

      Joe is the best actor by far in this family, whorin and pimpin his talentless daughters/ sisters/inbreds



    41. 41

      umm melrose place IS crap…..



    42. 42

      Now that Ashlee gone, the show can only get better.



    43. 43

      wow she basically confirmed that she was fired. they could have at least stick to the first story saying that this was only a temporary job and she wasn't planning on staying for long.



    44. 44

      jessica's right though…



    45. 45

      Um, EVERYONE's acting on that show is horrible. They can't justify firing her over bad acting without firing all of them.



    46. 46

      .. ashlee is super fucking annoying- she, pete and the simps family are the pinnacle of crap and superficiality in hwood…
      BUT… if she is the worst actress ever… why the hell did MP & CW give her the job in the first place?!



    47. 47

      "So she can't act and she can't sing? Sounds like someone could fade into obscurity at any moment…"

      ^ Well what is it you do Perez? I mean…what exactly is your talent? All you do is act like some fat slob b*tch all the time. You're pathetic and you know it and everyone else knows it. Nothing worse that a jealous man-bitch…unless of course it's a fat porker of a jealous man-bitch.



    48. 48

      Could these two be any more delusional?? They are lucky to have had whatever success and money they have because neither one is talented and both are semi-retarded.



    49. 49

      Re: Paulie – Is that you Joe Simpson?



    50. 50

      That kid definitely has the grounds to sue his parents over that dumb ass name.



    51. 51

      If she is so bad, then why the fuck did they hire her? You know they gave her a screen test.

    52. hehee says – reply to this


      52

      she is so incredibly unprofessional and talentless. the only reason she has work is due to her sister.



    53. 53

      Just watched her on youtube, and she does suck.



    54. 54

      who are these two posers?



    55. 55

      you ppl sound retarded.. who are you to say they have no talent.. if they dont have talent then why the hell are you wasting your time to comment on them! just cuz she messed up on snl…hello all effing celebs lip sync.. GET OVER IT

      but i agree ALL the acting sucks that show is horrible.



    56. 56

      Asslee's is cute and without that huge disgusting chin she'd look way sweeter than she is today. The chin is way over the top!!! ew!!!



    57. 57

      I love the new MP, but Asslee's horrendous acting made me not want to watch. Now that she's gone I will actually enjoy the show! Both of these girls are past their due date and need to quickly fade away. Neither has any talent.



    58. 58

      Well she's right, couldn't get through the first ep, let alone the rest of the season…



    59. 59

      ERRRBOOO says – Re: Paulie – "Is that you Joe"

      ^ No Liza Minelli, it's me, Nick Lachey.



    60. 60

      I feel bad that Ashlee Simpson was fired. I like her. But Jessica appears more pissed off than her sister. She needs to get over it. It's Hollywood. There is no such thing as a stable career. What JS may want to ask baby sister Ashlee is…"How do you keep a man? I have been dumped by every and every one…since I left Nick!"



    61. 61

      Like jessica can talk…she has put out some of the worst movies. Talentless idiot



    62. 62

      um actually the show is good and ashlee sucks. love ya jess but the show is awesome, your sister is just not talented.



    63. 63

      Actually JS's comment did more harm than good. Ash was acting as if her being written off was part of the plan and she was in on it. By essentially dissing the CW, she's proving otherwise. Idiot!



    64. 64

      News from Dallas Tony is engaged!