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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Robert Pattinson > Kristen Stewart

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Wow.

If Kristen Stewart looked like this more often, rather than her usual disheveled heap, we might be nicer to her. (Probably not, though.)

Some miracle worker over at Harper's Bazaarwas able to make K-Stew look glamourous as she and the always painfully handsome Robert Pattinson posed for the next issue's spread.

The fact that there is now a picture of them BOTH smiling in existence blows our mind!

Plus, R-Patz just exudes seksi in this!

Hawt!

What do U think?

273 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

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  1. 1

    you're a shallow piece of shit perez.
    she's a good actress unlike the rest of those "actors" in those shitty twilight movies. i respect her for not being a fake bitch and expressing her individuality. she doesn't have to polish herself every morning to show her face. that shows great individual strength. she doesn't get broken down by idiots like you perez.
    fuck you, you fat asshole



  2. 2

    Mario,I picture you croping out the cute chicks head and putting your fat mellon on her in all these pics!



  3. 3

    It looks so natural between the two of them. and yeah i wish she looked like that more often. she is beautiful. she shouldnt hide it.



  4. 4

    lovely lovely lovely :)



  5. 5

    That's the first time I've ever seen him smile, and that dress looks like an effing trash bag



  6. 6

    He is NOT attractive!!!!!!!



  7. 7

    that mermaid dress on K-stew is to die for. she looks stunning! it was made for her and only her! and the all smiles picture at the bottom takes time to get used to cause you dont normally see these two with big smiles when having their picture taken! so much to say! ill comment more later. i have to organize my mind right now!



  8. 8

    Robert looks AMAZING. he is so dreamy… it's not fair. I hate everything about Twilight but I definitly have the crush on Monsieur Pattinson



  9. 9

    I am so in love with Rob's smile!



  10. 10

    Bleck. She appears to be wearing a dress made of garbage bags in the first few pictures. Her posture still sucks, and they both look unconvincing. Not to mention that they both have a face that looks as if it were smashed with a shovel.



  11. 11

    They are both gorgeous!



  12. 12

    i love them! and perez back the fuck off! ur just an evil mean person!
    go kristen! go rob! go robsten!



  13. 13

    It's nice to see a post about Kristen where I don't have to defend her against you!

    She's always been a pretty girl.

    And Rob - looking hot as always!



  14. 14

    That man can be on his knees any time he wants. By all means, sir. By all means.



  15. 15

    HORRENDOUS, she looks pathetic.



  16. 16

    LICK & SAVE.

    I'm. died. dead.

    What wonderful, hot pictures of Rob and Kristen.

    Such happiness.
    Just beautiful.



  17. 17

    OMG!!! IS THIS WHAT SHE'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE IN HER AFTER??? I HOPE SO SHE LOOKS GOOD!!!



  18. 18

    He is FUGLY!!



  19. 19

    these are ABSOLUTELY beautiful :)
    i'm totally going out to buy this…… LOVES IT
    actually stunning! ahhh can't get enough!

  20. Dawo says – reply to this


    20

    OMG PERFECT :) muh taste



  21. 21

    Rob looks gorg as usual! Kristen looks alright but whats with the bin bag dress in the first pics?



  22. 22

    Horribly ugly mermaid mutation. He is Hawt, she is Nawt!



  23. 23

    K-Stew looks FANTASTIC! Do you honestly expect her to be a glamour-doll everyday? Seriously, I'm sure you wake up some mornings and just throw on sweats and who gives a shit, she's just a normal human! LOVE HER!!

  24. Zefie says – reply to this


    24

    I have to admit, I didn't find Robert attractive before I saw him on the cover of Vanity Fair yesterday.
    Aw



  25. 25

    wow. jesus i had no idea she could smile,its a revelation



  26. 26

    i gotta say this again, but they are BEAUTIFUL !!!
    my new favourite celeb photo :)

  27. EDrew says – reply to this


    27

    Get over it Perez, she IS pretty and just because she doesn't like all of the attention that actors get doesn't mean she doesn't appreciate the opportunities. BTW, doesn't the last picture look so candid and like they truly are a couple.



  28. 28

    He is so hot!!!!



  29. 29

    ok i hate her so much sooooo very much but i have to admit she looks good….rob looks so amazing as always expecially the last photo



  30. 30

    R-Patz is fucking disgusting.



  31. 31

    Duuuude! He's good looking fine, but nothing to praise. And leave Stewart alone! Just because she may not enjoy being constantly harassed by the pap's desent make her a bitch … more like a Normal and Fucking Cool CHICK!



  32. 32

    love that bitch.
    i wish we could be friends.
    and i know how creepy that sounds, but i feel like shes down to earth and sarcastic. and i love it

  33. iCR says – reply to this


    33

    the first dress looks like a garbage bag, either way she looks & they look good together.



  34. 34

    look like you can see rpatz boxer briefs through his pants in the first photo.

  35. iCR says – reply to this


    35

    she looks hot *



  36. 36

    OMG SOOO HOT!



  37. 37

    i think she looks prettier without all the makeup. Makeup just isn't who she is



  38. 38

    they look so adorable together, oooo



  39. 39

    love the lana hair… but that glad trash bag dress is hideous!



  40. 40

    I think you need to stop hating on Kristen, Perez
    You fucking loser.
    Kristen and Rob = Love !



  41. 41

    In the 1st two pics, she looks like her dress is made of garbage bags, and the bottom of the dress looks like garbage bags full of refuse,



  42. 42

    AMAZING! LOVE! ORGASM! ROB



  43. 43

    I wish she would get back with that Michael whatshisface. I'm going to give her a good kick in the shins if i canget close enough next wednesday.The wench (nice clothes tho - just salt in the wounds!)



  44. 44

    it's weird to see someone who usually looks like a preteen boy dress like a woman.
    I can't pinpoint if I like it because it doesn't even seem like her!
    LOVE Harper's Bazaar. My favorite photo shoots.

    +Jenn+

  45. Heh says – reply to this


    45

    Ok she is wearing this beautiful couture gown with that same greasy and dirty head of hair, youre supposed to wear your hair up with gowns like this, she never gets it right I have never seen her look good



  46. 46

    Is it just me or does it look like Robert is taking out the trash in the second picture?



  47. 47

    The last picture is so cute! They should smile more often.



  48. 48

    The First and the last picture I thought I was hypnotized.. It's like a dream come true.. I 'll definetely cut her face to put mine.. Thank u Perez!!



  49. 49

    Unfortunate choice of dresses (the one in the first pic looks like garbage bags). Robert should wash. They look stiff.



  50. 50

    Robsten had REDEEMED themselves!! their chemistry is super good, and they are so HOT together ;)



  51. 51

    I can see kristen's hair tracks! HAHAHAHAHAHA



  52. 52

    She looks dressed up and clean, while once again R-Patz looks like he smells. While at least they are smiling!



  53. 53

    The first black dress looks like a bunch of trash bags…



  54. 54

    kinda her outfits but her face looks like its going to crack with that smile.



  55. 55

    kristen is gorgeous



  56. 56

    They look beautiful…..stunning pictures!



  57. 57

    These are amazing photos. She cleans up well, she looks beautiful.



  58. 58

    She is going to be a beautiful vampire Bella. Rob….oh my…..



  59. 59

    The 1st 2 pics of Rob makes him seem out of place with his attire. But the 3rd pic is awesome. The fourth pic is cute. The is the best I've seen K-Stew.



  60. 60

    She is very pretty, but needs to improve her posture. Who on earth directed this shoot?! Her posture is awful and it detracts from the photos and the clothes.



  61. 61

    Re: pattiekake

    Bullshit! That dress was made for Kate Gosselin and no one BUT Kate Gosselin!



  62. 62

    hot shiz mann, if that wiierdo 'datay' comments on this. tell him to fuck off he/she is a really sad loser. i love rpattzzzzzzz



  63. 63

    He looks way too happy for them to just be "friends". She's beautiful and he's freaking gorgeous.



  64. 64

    Lions & Humans & Bears…Oh My
    What pretty images…rawrrrr



  65. 65

    Re: ONIKANOVALI – lolz~ I think it IS a trash bag. omg.



  66. 66

    holy fuck!!! robert is smoking hot!!!! i love him sooo much!!! he is mitey fine!!



  67. 67

    Personally, I think she looks horrible.



  68. 68

    Gorgeous!
    Re: RedWingsFan – hahahaha! So true!



  69. 69

    wow, hottness doesnt even begin to describe. even kristin, not a big fan of that dress though…

  70. SSTAV says – reply to this


    70

    They both are fantastic.
    I adore both of them because they don't have put on a face for people. I disagree.



  71. 71

    Re: Heh – you know that she probably didn't style her own hair, right? they have people who do it for photo shoots? jusssssst checking.



  72. 72

    Looks like she's wearing a trash bag in the first two pictures.



  73. 73

    I respect Kristen a hell of a lot more than I will EVER respect you.



  74. 74

    Her dress looks like a trashbag. But she really is pretty.
    Robert looks REALLY cute in the last picture. His smile is adorable & I'm not even a fan/I'm indifferent towards him.



  75. 75

    aww i love these! they are so perfect and cute together!! 16 days til new moon!!!!!!



  76. 76

    Wow they both actually look really good for once



  77. 77

    rob's got his goofball smile on in the last one, i think that's why he doesn't smile very often! and who knew kstew could smile at all?! the first one, she looks so natural and happy, it makes me hate her more. ;)



  78. 78

    How come Kristen black dress looks like a Trash Bags!!!! What a poor selection of frabric



  79. 79

    Re: sugar03kane – lmao!!!!!



  80. 80

    For real? Twilight is a TRASH novel and the second dress is obviously a homage to Morticia Adams. omg. My brain actually hurts reading some of the comments.



  81. 81

    i'm sorry but how does oe find past coked out looking posers attractive???? this is on of te move OVERRRATED movies EVER!!!!



  82. 82

    Oh yes gratuitous Pattison to Perez is picture #1 where he's on his knees. Between that little teen "chart buster" (we all know what Perez would like to bust on that child) he's touting nowadays and R Patz on his knees you can count on Perez typing only with his left hand hand today.



  83. 83

    wowwwwwww amaizing i like it so much thnx

  84. ray-z says – reply to this


    84

    garbage bags are a good look for her. vampires are stupid.



  85. 85

    He is not a hottie. I just dont see it. he looks like a drugged out bum! I know I cant be the only one in this world that thinks this.



  86. 86

    SO HOTTTTT



  87. 87

    They finally have her dressed for what she is…. "white trash in black trash bags" PERFECT.



  88. 88

    first dress looks like its made of trash bags, second dress makes her look like Morticia Addams. Horrible wig btw.



  89. 89

    the last picture of rob is ADORABLE! its so natural and geeky and i wish we could see more of that!! maybe when this twilight phase is over!!! and k-stew looks a little better.



  90. 90

    Awww!! They Look Really Cute!!
    That man is HOT!!!! (:



  91. 91

    jejeje she looks like Morticia Adams jejejeje the r-pat smile is contagious makes me smile



  92. 92

    loves it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. haters will always hate… soo F@#$ you all!!!



  93. 93

    Mmmm…yes, leaving the house in a gown is a practical decision for any woman. How can you dislike her for being *dirty* when RP is just as *dirty*, and you are always loving on him?! I don't think that they are dirty, but I know that is your description. I just think neither of them care about phoniness, or constantly impressing other people.



  94. 94

    Re: MrsBass – …I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU.. I LUV KRISTEN!!!!



  95. 95

    Their looks in pics 2 and 3 (especially Kristen's) could totally be from the fourth book.



  96. 96

    Aww, that picture of RPatz smiling is freakin adorable! He looks so genuinely happy.



  97. 97

    He is sooooo stunning. And Kristen looks stunning too. I love her look all the time, natural or glammed up.
    So cute and I love his smile!



  98. 98

    is this supposed to be the issue where they 'come out' as a couple? i so wish they do. too cute.



  99. 99

    not convincing?



  100. 100

    damn those are some awesome pics

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