Completely Gratuitous

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Wow.

If Kristen Stewart looked like this more often, rather than her usual disheveled heap, we might be nicer to her. (Probably not, though.)

Some miracle worker over at Harper's Bazaarwas able to make K-Stew look glamourous as she and the always painfully handsome Robert Pattinson posed for the next issue's spread.

The fact that there is now a picture of them BOTH smiling in existence blows our mind!

Plus, R-Patz just exudes seksi in this!

Hawt!

What do U think?

    Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 4:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. RPORC says – reply to this


      201

      I still don't understand why you are hating Kristen? She's a better actress and way more gorgeous than any actress that I can think of right now. Maybe, it's because she's RPattz' one and only love! This photos reveal the real relaysh! Thanks for posting these great pictures of them!



    2. 202

      She is absolutely gorgeous, and he is breathtakingly hot. They are definitely together, look at those smiles! She is soooo lucky. :p…



    3. 203

      where's tyra when you need her????? kristin may suck at modeling even worse than she sucks at acting. these pics are awful!!!!!! she might not have a soul after all if she can't even fake ONE convincing smile



    4. 204

      the pose in the first pic is cute.



    5. 205

      Wow.. her hair is just wow.. who did this shoot a blind midget?
      Cleary her extensions should be hidden.. not clipped into her part
      where EVERYONE can notice them.. awful..
      These are terrible. She looks mean, as usual.
      Her smile is more like a sneer, since she constantly thinks so highly
      of herself… so bad..and unappreciative.
      Rob you can do better than this COME ON SNAP OUT OF IT.
      And dye your hair.



    6. 206

      okay MrsBass, I really hope you're kidding she's a shit actor in Twilight. I'm a huge fan of the books but i HATED the movie largely because of her she speaks in a monotone the entire time and has almost no expression, lets face it - she's the female version of keanu reeves. Sure, respect her and you're right, it is good she expresses her personality and all that but don't say she's a good actor because she just isn't.



    7. 207

      Wow…hot hot hot hot! Perez, what's up with ypu? How come your nice to Kristen? You ran out of bad things to say? LOL!



    8. 208

      I don't really like her, she seems to have a really, really bad attitude, but I have say perez its totally harsh to constantly make comments about her appearance. Its bullying. Something you say you had a problem with, so you should know how hurtful it is. Give the girl a break - Rob isnt gay, so she's not your "competition" anyway



    9. 209

      FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      WASTE OF LIFE!



    10. 210

      HEY PEREZ
      YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT AND GARBAGE CAZ THATS WHAT YOU BEEN TALKING AND WRITING ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
      FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    11. 211

      i like the first 3. the last one is awkward



    12. 212

      They look amazing! I think Kristen is really pretty in real life though, she's kooky and has her own style, at least she doesn't dress and act all slutty like other celebs. She's cool!



    13. 213

      omg.. she looks like morticia adams! o_O they could be twins



    14. 214

      Smile more often Robert!!!!!
      You're irrisistable when you do…



    15. 215

      They can be just so hot.



    16. 216

      she is very pretty and a normal looking (not fake plastic surgeried to death) girl. as for the dress i agree it totally looks like trash bags & the other looks like she's channelling Mortician Addams. As for Robert he's quite handsome when he smiles.



    17. 217

      Ok, im more of a Taylor girl–but that last pic of Rob is freakin ADORABLE! =D He should DEFF smile more often! Love the photos! Kristen looks beautiful, but she always has been! :)



    18. 218

      Re: Sam :) – I agree with you. I don't really care about any of them. They're normal people just like us. But it wouldn't shock me if they got together as a couple, since none of them wants fame. Both of them are very down to earth people, so I like them in that sense. Especially Robert, because I really like his humor and the way he's not affected by all the bad mouthing from jealous people.
      I don't like these pictures at all. They're really bad. I'm shocked to know that they're taken by a professional, since they seem like those pictures you delete. Not good at all, especially when it comes to Kristens expressions.



    19. 219

      Re: nilestheninja – Very good post. I couldn't agree more.



    20. 220

      she HAD BETTER be banging him.



    21. 221

      i'm kinda confused. i mean. the last picture is the only pic i like. okay, they both look stunning in those pictures, but if those are the best pictures of the shoot… than how the hell did the otehrs look like? xD



    22. 222

      He looks soooo in love with her. She's gonna break his heart…eventually. They're too young to last for the long haul.



    23. 223

      God, they look so beautiful.
      Those two could look like shit and still look nice.
      They have natural beauty



    24. 224

      Re: MrsBass – AMEN.



    25. 225

      I am in love with the third picture.
      People should not be allowed to be that hot. Stop it -.-



    26. 226

      I hate Twilght but I can't deny that these are some very good-looking people.
      The best picture is the third one where thier standing by the pillar; I really like that dress.



    27. 227

      The last picture would be AMAZING, if she wasn't in it :)



    28. 228

      OMG I love the first picture! It's so great…how can anyone be so painfully hot!



    29. 229

      i love these pics. she looks so pretty.



    30. 230

      Just , ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!



    31. 231

      Perez, get with the program! All of these celebs you kiss ass to would also look "normal" without hair, makeup. lighting, spanx & of course computer retouching. So get off of her back, at least she has natural beauty & is not afraid to show her real self.



    32. 232

      i don't like her eyes
      don't like his teeths



    33. 233

      They have beautiful smiles. :)



    34. 234

      these are amazing !!!!!



    35. 235

      aww my god! i am loving that last pic of them smiling :D kristen looks sooo pretty and if it's possible r-patz is even hotter when he smiles! :D



    36. 236

      Re: JenAtailia – agreed :D



    37. 237

      they look good together, they should be a couple and nice to see them smile as well



    38. 238

      holy shit i've got to get this issue!!!
      (stop hating on kirsten!!!)



    39. 239

      her smile is totally fake…and the 1st dress lokks like a bag for garbage…



    40. 240

      these are really nice pics of rob and kristen :P



    41. 241

      Re: LoveVampGirl
      oh wat i wudnt do to get him on his knees wth me…



    42. 242

      THESE ARE MAD CUTE I HOPE THEY'RE TOGETHER SO THE TWI-HARD NERDS DIAF



    43. 243

      Was she smiling???? She didn't have a sour face!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG this is a miracle!!! She shoul do that more often, she looks beautiful



    44. 244

      You should post robs Vanity Fair photos, THEY ARE SOO HOT



    45. 245

      wow :o kristen looks lovely! her hair is kinda dita von teese style :) loves it!



    46. 246

      are you Sure that it is this bitch and don't her double hot



    47. 247

      Kristen so gawguss:) Whew! Another good-looking Robert Pattinson, keep it coming. Last pic made me smile:) Such a cutie he is when he smiles. You girls can have him. I want Taylor Lautner,



    48. 248

      Those are great pictures.!!! That last one is GREAT!!! Kristen is pretty.. You can't say she isn't.!!!



    49. 249

      Man he has a great smile.. Smokin hott!!!!



    50. 250

      i like the last one.



    51. 251

      Kristen looks amazing :) ) Rob is as usual….ooohhhhh!! MMMMMmmm



    52. 252

      they are BOTH beautiful



    53. 253

      She is pretty she just wastes her beauty on dressing like a emo guy if she looked like that more often she would be one of the best twilight actors that will make 2



    54. 254

      hot! love the 2nd photo=]



    55. 255

      ughh, Rob's goofy smile :) ahh yes, k-stew looks noice (she always does) but what up with the rubbish bag dress?



    56. 256

      i love himmmmmmmm,



    57. 257

      she is fucking gorgeous .
      you WISH you looked like her.

      im done with your fucking website . you lost all good taste in music . miley , and gaga couldnt sing to save their lives. kristen is amazing , and your such an idiot .
      so im done with this site . cya .



    58. 258

      OMG!!! they look so0o0o0o cute together!!!!
      Not to sound completly stupid but… these picz had me cryin like a strate up BITCH!!!
      the last pic is my favorite out of the entire photo gallery.
      Perez, i know you look like a ass right now tryin to think of somthing wrong with K-Stew in the photos…. but sadly your mistakin, you to stop hatin sweetz!!!



    59. 259

      They probably had to force her down to wash her dirty ass hair and put a damn comb through it.



    60. 260

      SHUT THE FUCK UP
      THE BLOGGER DOESN'T LIKE KRISTEN
      SHE FUCKEN SUCKS AS AN ACTRESS AND IF SHE WAS JOE JONASES BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING AND YOU WOULD HATE HER TOO AND CALL HER DISGUSTINGLY UGLY AND HIDEOUS FREAK WITH A MULLET LIEK REALLY
      U ARE ALL GAUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



    61. 261

      i'm not feeling this photoshoot…
      it looks forced & the styling on kristen is horrible! she's a gorgeous girl but i have no idea what they were thinking wiht this.



    62. 262

      OMG, look at Robs smile in the last photo, hes looks so cute, bless him, adorable couple. X



    63. 263

      love that dress non?



    64. 264

      Beautiful couple! He does know how to model!



    65. 265

      they are just gorgous (both of them) !!! sure if Kristen could look like this more often it will be cool ! and as always Rob is jus HOT ! i love the photo when they are smilling together and too the one before with the second dress !!!



    66. 266

      OMFG Kristen Stewart is so beautiful and Robert Pattinson is not attractive at all and i think Kristen should always look like that i agree with Perez sorry



    67. 267

      I think the Photographer did a beautiful job.
      The photos are shot in such a gorgeous way.
      Too bad no one could make her face look better though…



    68. 268

      She looks stunning! Perez, you'd better be nicer to her. Robert looks sexy, like always. The last photo is GENIUS! Love his smile!



    69. 269

      Re: ONIKANOVALI – thats exactly what i was thinking why the fuck is she wearing a dress made out of bin bags! she looks really akward in these pics Rob however is just beautiful =}



    70. 270

      Omg she actually doesnt hurt my eyes when she cleans up. The sad reality is-she dresses like a bum. Robs a dude-He can pull it off and make it look sexy. SHe looks like a heroin addict most of the time. In the Allure mag the interviewer said she looked terrible.That was their first impression. Your an actress in THE most shallow places on earth KS at least look like a female once in a while sheesh! Invest in a hairbrush at least between photoshoots.



    71. 271

      HAHA nd lol well shes smiling thts summit but she does look like mortisha in tht 2nd dress nd …
      WOW rob is as HOT as ever :P



    72. 272

      these pics r so hot!

    73. kaley says – reply to this


      273

      these look like painfully posed engagement photos for a couple who is waiting for the wedding night.

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