Get Your Christmas Shopping Done Early, Xenu Lovers!
We've just gotten our hands on where Tom Cruise is gonna be ordering all his Xmas gifts!
The Scientology Holiday Catalog has all kinds of high-priced BS goodies for your and your loved ones!
The collection of 18 "Nigerian goatskin" bounded books of "The Basics" is going for a mere $2,000 or you can get your very own E-Meter for $4,650!
And if you've already achieved the status of "Clear," why not reward yourself with a bracelet made just for you? Seriously, the bracelets are for "Clear" people only and range in price from $250 to up to $3,400 if you want diamonds as well.
LOLs!
Who knew Scientologists even celebrated Christmas? Don't they represent some seriously conflicting ideals?
We bet Tom Cruise is poring over this thing already and dog-earing the pages of crap he wants from Xenu!
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Brainwashed psycho! I used to love him, now I think he's just pathetic!
They celebrate money.
Anyway, anyhow, anytime.
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"Let's see, hmm, 2 dozen clams to John, a case o' clams to Posh and David, an e-meter to Mom, a diamond studded "clear" bracelet to Wil…….."
Perez, surely you don't celebrate Christmas do you? You know with your fucked up lifestyle and all……
They are probably ploting your demise as we speak, coco balls. They don't take kindly to people who talk shit about the church. LOL.
I would still dick slap him. Penetrate his tiny little ass…
You do know that your own site is sponsored by Scientology, right? Every time I watch a video you host it's prefaced with an ad from the Scientologists.
Re: kissmyassobama – Obami! Obami!
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Re: SWEETPIECE! – Do you celebrate money? Do you celebrate two guys sticking their man-parts into every orifice of your body? One in your mouth. One in your throat? Would you scream? I mean… I am just asking…
Re: DoubleFister – Wtf is wrong with you???
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Does TommyGirl get a percentage (kickback) of the profits from the sales? The Scientology Holiday Catalog sounds like a total sleeper…
Maybe he can buy Katie some FASHIONABLE clothes from it…
Re: DoubleFister – You're a sick individual…
I thought Scientologists didn't believe in Christmas? If you're a religion and not a cult, stop stealing other religions holidays and COME UP WITH YOUR OWN.
Also, on a slightly un-related note, my computer doesn't recognize Scientologists as a word.
Well an E-meter is a skin resistance meter in the same family as a lie detector….The idea is to look for traumas and negative events that are the cause of some illnesses, anxiety,phobias etc…You ask scripted questions and you look for certain responses. It is no different then a person with a very good ear, an adviser, a wise aunt,your therapist except the E-meter is not biased. That is why the person asking the question has to be careful not to respond or add their own bias into a session…
You get the picture. It's not a toy hahah. The bracelets is the human part of us that wants to be rewarded or recognized for achievements. A diploma, a green belt, a shiny new car for achievement, a grammy,an Emmy..etc haha.
I am no Scientologists and what I wrote is from my own research in many fields. Everyone has different methods. The comments about Christmas just proves that the write is misinformed.
Re: El loco Norwegian – Yeah I keep reading this all over the net. It's is getting annoying already, like a broken record. If Scientology kills then all religions kill. Shall we say Catholics Molest Kids? Maybe you can change it up a little bit to make it more interesting. How about Muslims are Terrorists, has a ring to it. Read a freakin book man
Re: El loco Norwegian – What happend to her was so horrific and tragic.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't Scientology co-exist with other religions because scientology is more of a way of living and behaving as opposed to worshipping (ie: Confuscianism (sp?)? As much as the belief system looks odd, you can not deny there is not a single scientologist out there who isn't happy. Fuck. They must be doing something right. Well, maybe Katie Holmes isn't happy but that's because she's married to the biggest oddball of all.
can't stand this weird, little midget.
I must say Perez, that was a hilarious post. Put your energy into this job and you'll do much better. That side career sux.
I wonder if Travolta is buying any of that shit from the catalog? By the looks of him lately there IS an unhappy Scientologist.
Perez, for those of us that can remember, do something with the upcoming "V" remake series. I loved that in Jr. High. I don't know the actors but it looks pretty good.
Re: Dynamixx – All religions kill in one way or another. Religion is the reatesr source of hatred and murder in the world, in the history of mankind. Concerning your other points: Yes, some Catholic priests do molest little boys, always have and probably always will because of that retarded celibacy, and yes, some Muslims are terrorist. Of course those rules don't apply to ALL but I think it's bad enough that there are even SOME of either type. Are you gonna deny that fact, book reader??
They should make a videogame about Xenu. I'd probably buy it, and they could make loads of money like that: Xenu, the videogame, make it happen!
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May the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Sacred Heart of Jesus be praised, adored and glorified throughout the whole world now and forever.
Most Sacred Heart of Jesus, pray for me. St. Theresa of the Child Jesus, pray for me. St. Jude, Patron of Hopeless Cases, pray for me and grant this favor I ask.
(Say this prayer 9 times a day and for 9 consecutive days and publish.) Your request will be granted
Re: MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk – Chef wasn't happy. (Issac Hayes) He was very bitter before he died. COS had all but deserted him after he left South Park. Do a little research.
Re: SWEETPIECE! –
That's because Isaac had no celebrity left after South Park.
The Predatory Evil $pace Alien Mind Control CULT is, after all, a Predatory Evil $pace Alien Mind Control CULT.
They are all about getting as much money and power as they can. Nothing else.
Tom- Come out already. We all know you're gay and that you pay your lawyer and hide behind Scientology to conceal it. I truly know you will be happier once you accept that you like dick not coon. It's Okay to be GAY!
Re: DoubleFister – Is this Nick J?
Re: Oswald2001 – 28 Exactly.
o god, these kinds of stories are getting BORING. every channel and every website i turn on has some story about scientology and religion in general!
Perez, you should post a whole topic on the holocaust being fake… or better yet, a whole article on the entire arab race being a bunch of suicide bombers….
ignorance is stupid. educate yourselves
This bs is going to end badly for these idiots.
Such a cult. Just goes to show you how gullible and easily manipulated people can be.
I don't think neither Tom Cruise nor the rest of the scientologists want any presents from Xenu, since Xenu is considered a Satan in the scientology mythology.
GO BACK TO SMELLY CUBA YOU FUCKING MEXICAN!!!!!!!!
FAT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOT WITH NO LIFEEEEEEEE
His smile makes my skin crawl
Drink the Kool Aid Tommy.
Re: El loco Norwegian – I am horrified every time I watch that video.
Scientology is a cult, pure & simple.
Whats an E-Meter?
Extraterrestrial-meter? Bet that's popular this year!
I'll bet Tommy-tan keeps his Xenu wishbook beside his toilet for special reading and desire time for the devil's crap.
Re: Obnoxious_Joe – Tommy-tan's hooked on bling.
If the Devil's wishbook contains items that glorify Tommy-tans earthly goodliness (a.k.a. ego) then he needs to invest in that crap.
Suri needs a big gold peace symbol (or pentagram) on a big thick chain around her neck! Katie can use it as a leash!
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Isn't Xenu the satan of scientology?
Tom said in an intertiew with Oprah that he believes in god.
Anyways, there are a lot of people who aren't Christian who celebrate Christmas because the idea of giving gifts to others and getting into the spirit.
Scientology aside…..VERY HOOOOOT. HOT-HOT-HOT
Re: DoubleFister – Someone needs to shove a tree up yo ass! See how oriface would like dat!
you do realise he lives in a country with FREEDOM OF RELIGION right? Perez you want gay rights so bad yet you want to take this mans freedom to choose a religion? BULLSHIT
The latest scientology member is Will Smith !!!! Don't support his movies because you are supporting scientology.
Fuck Tom Cruise Fuck freaky Scientology. All it is is a bunch of fucking wierdos waiting for their space ship. Where is this spaceship so they can all go the fuck away
Re: LeFleur – Will Smith= Another Gay hiding in the church with Tom as his best friend. People, these hot hollywood actors are gay and afraid to come out. It's the truth! They pay the church to keep it quiet and they have marriages so that no one will think it's true. Take that one to heart!
Just goes to show how stupidly contradictory they are! They don't believe the "real truth" as told by pretty much every religion, instead choosing to spout such nonsense that people are created by space aliens but then they go and celebrate a RELIGIOUS holiday?!
Jesus is incompatible with Sciloontology. One of Hubbard's super secret $100,000 revelations is that all religions are false implants made to deceive. Only he and Xenu are real.
They should sell a Xenu-encrusted butt plug, as worn by Tom Cruise at least once, and not washed. $2000. Travolta would order a dozen.
Those e-meters cost like $50 to make.
Re: Ze German – What tha F****? Way to miss the sarcasm, what you just wrote to insult me with is what I was implying. Go read some more books
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