Poppa Lohan Says He'll Shut Up If LiLo Goes To Rehab

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A fair trade, we think, but we're not counting on it!

As the war rages on in the LOLhan household, things are getting pretty damn ugly and even more public! But there is a glimmer of hope!

Michael Lohan swears that he will shut the hell up as soon as his daughter Lindsanity gets back into the rehab.

The bargain was suggested days after Poppa Lohan threatened to release voicemails proving that not only does Lindsay have a problem with prescription drugs, but his ex-wife, Dina Lohan as well.

Of course, Dina isn't taking any of this lying down, and she has already started to take action to shut him up legally. She was quoted saying: “He’s getting a cease-and-desist letter [from us], so that’s not going to happen. If it’s something personal about your child, you don’t go public with it.”

But while the cease-and-desist letter might stop some people, it doesn't seem to be bothering Michael. He insists that he will go public with his information if he doesn't see a drastic change and furthermore, points the blame on Dina for forcing him to go public:

“To begin with, I have been trying for a year to help Lindsay with her problems PRIVATELY through Lindsay, her mom, her attorney Blair Berk and even her new attorney Shawn Holley and the courts.

I have the records to prove it. But when that didn’t work, and the calls I was getting from Dina and Lindsay needed immediate attention, it was recommended to me to go public, like Martin Sheen and others did, in order to put pressure on Lindsay.

I wasn’t going to let people hear Dina’s drunken rants about Lindsay, and I certainly wasn’t going to let people hear anything about Lindsay, but now that Dina and Lindsay continue to lie and deny their problems, and even make up stories about me, NOW you will see and hear Lindsay’s calls and texts. I am NOT the liar, they are. Hopefully then, they will realize how deceptive and in denial they are and finally realize that lying and denial are part of their addictions.

I am sorry I had to take this route, but I have tried and tried to help Linds and I have been lied about long enough.”

Shameful!

You are going about this all the wrong way, Mike. She has to want to go to rehab to make herself feel better, not be forced to go out of fear that her own father will humiliate her. Besides, we don't need voicemails to tell us she is messed up. Any picture taken of her in the last six months is all the proof we need!!!

Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice.

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    Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    42 comments to “Poppa Lohan Says He'll Shut Up If LiLo Goes To Rehab”



    1. 1

      So sick of hearin about this shit. they are all fucked up.



    2. 2

      is this Perez counseling or what…… who gives a fuck she ruined herself anyway



    3. 3

      perez, this is one of the nicest thing i've seen your write. she really needs help. i really hope she can get itt



    4. 4

      PLEASE UNDERSTAND - YOU ARE INSANE IF YOU GIVE A FLYING FRICK ABOUT ANY OF THIS!!!!!



    5. 5

      poppa lohan just stop talkin to the media… talk to lindsay and tell her she has problems. we don´t need this anymore!!!!



    6. 6

      This is the best unsolicited advice that you've ever given Perez…wow…maybe hell has frozen over…maybe…

    7. poop says – reply to this


      7

      I literally shut off as soon as I hear about these fuckers.



    8. 8

      I really feel for this girl. She does need help. But who will she really listen to. Maybe Sam? Anything to get her the help she needs. She is only what 23 looking almost twice her age lately! Come on Lins I think you are better than that. Step up and get help! Poppa Lohan just needs to shut up and let the girl find her own way he can't do it for her.



    9. 9

      Release it!!!



    10. 10

      Michael Jackson's family should have intervened and forced him to rehab and lindsay's should not

      If you are going to have an opinion you should have some consistency in your 'oh so moral' judgements -

    11. 6one9 says – reply to this


      11

      CAN ANYONE JUST SAY ““““ DYSFUNCTIONAL!!!
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      They both need a good shrink!! No wonder their daughter is so fuck`ed up!!



    12. 12

      I know he's a huge douchebag. But I do believe he actually cares about his daughter & wants her healthy & safe. He is too stupid to understand the right & wrong ways to go about it. But he is probably frantic about her sudden downward spiral as of late. I would never usually take his side, but Dina is a piece of shit mother & I think, famewhore or not, Michael's intentions are good in this case.



    13. 13

      "Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice."
      some excellent words from perez.
      When will these sorts of Fathers wake up about their ways of doing things?
      he might be thinking in lindsay's best interests, but he's hardly doing it the right way. why would lindsay trust someone who runs to the net everytime something doesn't change, his way? their is no fatherly love or solidarity-he should admit that
      he is bad at being a father.



    14. 14

      In this case I actually agree with Michaels tactics. He really has no choice Dina and Lindsay both suffer from addiction and live in denial. It doesn't help that Dina is in denial over Lindsays problem because she has her own issues. I could care less if Dina goes to rehab where she belongs, but Lindsay is still young enough to turn it around and needs to go to rehab. Lindsays addiction and behavior is alarming and gets increasingly more frightening to watch as the time goes on. She is worse than Britney Spears now in the height of her meltdown and that says a lot.



    15. 15

      trailor park trash!



    16. 16

      Doesn't this fool understand the more he acts like this it pushes her further away and may cause her to do more drugs or whatever she is doing? She's not a child. It's great he would be supportive but he's out of line. I feel for her and can see why she has a lot of issues.



    17. 17

      He has no right giving her ultimatums or imposing in her life publicly whatsoever. If it didn't work privately, try harder asshole! Indecent means for a (dubiously) decent end is not a fair formula.



    18. 18

      He has no right giving her ultimatums or imposing in her life publicly whatsoever. If it didn't work privately, try harder asshole! Indecent means for a decent end is not a fair formula. I'm w/ Perez.



    19. 19

      No wonder Lindsey Lohan is so fucked up. She has probably two of the worst parents in the world. For the first time I feel really sorry for her, it's obvious that neither of her fame-whoring parents give two shits about her.



    20. 20

      Whatever works. She needs help, whatever gets her there, is fine with me. It is nice not seeing her all over the airwaves though, I must admit. Same with Paris Hilton. Can't stand either one of them rich spoiled bitches.



    21. 21

      at least he's trying, something her mother is obviously not doing. dina is feeding into lindsay's habit. although dina has been more involved in linsday's life thus far, she obviously hasn't done a great job. he's just trying to intervene and help his do. he gets 15 minutes of fame, and his daughter gets into rehab. when i was little i used to look up to her, her role in parent trap and mean girls and freky friday, now i think she is disgusting. so maybe this will get her to look in a mirror and see her problems.



    22. 22

      The whole family needs to go to rehab. Mothers that dye their hair the same colour as their daughters, dress like their daughters and do drugs like their daughters. Terrible.
      Very blurred parental boundaries. It seems like it is a popularity contest when it comes to her parents. They both don't want to be frozen out of the cash cow they produced between them.



    23. 23

      Re: EccentricMetric – stupid, why dont u just delete your profile on his website!!!! stooooooopid!



    24. 24

      Wow, you must not be writing this Perez:

      "Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice."

      Your writer actually said something smart.



    25. 25

      Why do these stupid cun*ts have to battle everything out in public. Both crave attention. They are both stupid but I think that idiot Dina is the worst.



    26. 26

      "Stop this now, Mike, or live to really regret. The fame will quickly fade, but your family will be with you forever. Or not, your choice." - AfuckingMEN!!!



    27. 27

      fuck up perez, you need to shut the hell up. this is a girl doing her best to convince the public that she is ok, while at the same time trying to convince herself. she is not ok, and she is a celebrity (like it or not, good or bad) and in the public eye, with money to spend and places to be, but it is evident that she is one fragile young lady. just imagine if your teddy was destroying himself and cutting up, self harming and denying it to the world. how would you feel and what would you do. this isn't funny anymore. this is someone's life, and she is in pain. she needs someone to step in.
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      SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR OPINION ON THIS, AND DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP HER, OR SHE WILL END UP DEAD.
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    28. 28

      Lets hear them!!!!!!!



    29. 29

      what's he talking about?! who's calling him a liar? everyone knows lindsay is fucked up. he's just a piece of shit father for airing out his daughter's dirty laundry and trying to gain notoriety off it.



    30. 30

      I FUCKING HATE AGREEING WITH YOU BUT YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE. HUMILIATING HER WILL NOT WORK, SHE DOES THAT ON A DAILY BASIS ALL BY HERSELF!



    31. 31

      AND WE WONDER WHY SHE IS SO FUCKED UP? UMMMM, LOOK IN THE MIRROR DADDY!



    32. 32

      If he has the voicemails and documents to verify what he's claiming then I approve of what he's doing. He sounds desperate to help his daughter and frustrated that he can't. It can't be easy to watch your child spiral down and I don't blame him for trying everything he can to get her some help. Yes, she has to want it but in the meantime I applaud him for seeing that she needs help, which is more than Dina will admit to. It's too bad that in her drugged state Lindsay doesn't see that her father is trying to help her. I feel sorry for her and sad for the father who is pulling out all the stops to get through to her but is stonewalled every time. What a sad situation this is.



    33. 33

      Lindsay, it's easy to see why you are the way you are! Sad



    34. 34

      his methods may be lousy , but if it ends her getting help (again), then maybe in the long run the outcome may be positive . Interventions are never pleasant.



    35. 35

      Thank-you for saying that Perez & Co. This girl needs support, not a constant reminder of her imperfections. That kind of talk is not going to help anything. I think that sometimes you don't realize the influence you have on these people's lives….I mean, you've got MADONNA wearing gloves now!



    36. 36

      This is not the way? Stop now Mike? She needs to want the help??? Are you the biggest fucking dumbass on the face of the planet Perez?! Two words … Britney Spears! When you have a problem like Lindsay does, and a mother who cares more about the money and fame than her daughter's well being, and so just continues to enable her, he HAS to do something drastic to save her. You praise Britney's father for saving her life and career, but you bad mouth Michael for trying to do the same?? You are truly the biggest douche of them all, and I PRAY you never EVER reproduce Perez.



    37. 37

      Why? He didn't shut the hell up the last two times she went to rehab. I truely hope the God he claims to believe in is real because if it is, he'll burn in hell for eternity. JUST SHUT UP. SHUT UP. You're NOBODY. SHUT UP.



    38. 38

      Also, it's really suck Perez that you're nicer to this sick excuse for a man than an 18 year old actress like Kristen Stewart because she doesn't like paparazzi. Makes you look like a huge asshole.



    39. 39

      Dumb ass. Rehab is for people that want to get better. She enjoys the drugs and sex. No rehab for her.



    40. 40

      …shut this man up? are you fucking kidding me? he's the reason i come to these sites…the uglier the shit, the better…i just love the posters who thumb their noses at the more "repugnant" celebutards…omg, lmfao!…you're so above michael. speidi, jon…unless you're here on perez reading this, then, not!…



    41. 41

      I dunno, Perez… Sure, Michael Lohan is a douchebag, but his proposed actions are described in the alcohol and drug counseling business as "tough love". She isn't going to get help on her own, and YES, addicts do need to do it for themselves. You can lead a horse to water, you can't make him drink. You can lead it to water, though. Maybe it will drink. Okay, so his motives may be selfish, but it's better than him standing by watching her as she kills herself. Doing nothing would make him an enabler.



    42. 42

      He's trying to manipulate her with threats and that somehow makes him the better person? Delusional much?