The Pivert Is Growing Bitch Tits!

Idiot!

While sashimi seems to give Jeremy Piven a case of the "drop outs", soy milk is supposedly giving him tits!

Jeremy has been using the dairy substitute in his cereal, but apparently the soy milk was getting him too in touch with his feminine side.

"I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I've found out soya milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts, I had to put the soya milk down. It was a very confusing time," he says.

So things you are officially staying away from: things that taste fishy and breasts.

Are you trying to tell us something else, Jeremy?

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this »

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32 comments to “The Pivert Is Growing Bitch Tits!”

Annie Sue says – reply to this

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IT'S THE GUY FROM THE ELLEN SITCOM!
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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first…
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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and only..
Gaga's Muffin says – reply to this

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I bet Mario's old nickname was bitchtits.
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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…"The Pivert Is Growing Bitch Tits!"…so says the Coco of moobs
epic says – reply to this

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oh my gosh - who's writing today? the last few days this blog was somehow funny again - today some asshole who needs to be laid seems to be the one to "entertain" us.
I cant stand them says – reply to this

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Why do you say soya milk? I think it's soy in english, soya in spanish. Anyway I hate soy milk, tofu, whatever.
obama says – reply to this

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Holy Jon Gosselin! Another sweaty alcoholic in Hollywood.
ouijabored says – reply to this

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He's full of it.
veganikki says – reply to this

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That's bollocks about growing tits by putting soy milk in your cereal, jesus!! Unless he was ONLY eating soy products for a year straight would this even begin to be a possibility. This guy is nuts.
Curious Yellow says – reply to this

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Piven is totally undesirable, no matter what he puts in his mouth.
jeanmarie says – reply to this

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he must have a very delicate system.
jkf says – reply to this

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If I could grow tits I wouldn't need my wife any longer
PP16WW says – reply to this

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I still think about that first scene of that season
pointandlaugh says – reply to this

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again…OLD NEWS.
Slutstick says – reply to this

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Re: jkf – Would you just play with your new tits and jack off all day long? You wouldn't have a vagina to put that in, or are you saying you would start batting for the other team?
Slutstick says – reply to this

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When I think "bitch-tits" I think Meat Loaf in Fight Club.
kaylzx says – reply to this

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i cant see the tits. why? BECAUSE YOU WROTE ON THEM. dumbshit.
LookAround says – reply to this

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He's taking steroids which are giving him bitch tits and he's trying to blame it on soy milk.
HonestAbe says – reply to this

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soya has nothing to do with his man tits. What an idiot. something else is going on with him.
HonestAbe says – reply to this

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jkf, yet but you still need her vag
maribella says – reply to this

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everyone should stay away from things that smell fishy, perez. women aren't supposed to smell that way and that one-armed coke whore who let you fuck her for five bucks when you were still trying to play it straight was NOT normal.
ClaraBow says – reply to this

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Re: Zombie Hitler – HA HA HA AH AH HA AH HA
ClaraBow says – reply to this

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He has bigger boobs than me (sad face)
Swear to ME! says – reply to this

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That is effing ridiculous…WE are a soy family and both my kids, boy and girl do not have big tits because of it. Both are healthier and are in their twenties now. they NEVER drank milk. They are also skinny, very healthy, and have NEVER been sick with colds or flu, EVER. Actually milk is full of hormones and chemicals they shoot into cows and result in all sorts of problems for everyone else. puberty, for instance, is happening at a younger age because of it. cancer is also a result. So, NO, soy milk does not eff with estrogen at all…it is bullshit and propoganda from the milk and beef industry. just like the tobacco industry, they LIE!
blech! says – reply to this

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perez or should I say tits mcgee you have alot of room to talk!…if he got into the worst shape of his life he would never be as out of shape as you…lol..i think its funny how you always hate strong macho men…lol…you are an angry little boy…your life must be miserable….ecchhh
sharonafox says – reply to this

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It's true…soy milk contains estrogen and can give men larger breasts. Women who drink too much soy milk are at risk for breast cancer if they build up too much estrogen in their system. If they drink soy milk and also drink one of more glasses of wine a day they are at an even bigger risk of getting breast cancer because the wine compromises the kidneys and when the kidneys are compromised they can not do the work to cleanse the body of excess estrogen…and again excess estrogen can lead to conditions that are conducive to breast cancer.
divas1 says – reply to this

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He lives in denial and lies which leads me to believe that he is an addict of some sort. I have seen him photographed frequently under the influence and this is typical addict behavior not accepting responsiblity for his actions. His actions in this case is getting fat and not working out!
Ofra says – reply to this

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This G lister is so a "who is this guy and what does he do"? For real.. who is this guy.. he's like a bad penny
AlchyAnonMS says – reply to this

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That's funny… my boobs have gotten smaller while drinking soy milk…
gillette717 says – reply to this

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haha funny
Xandria says – reply to this

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Re: epic –
I've noticed the same….