What The Hell???
Filed under: Latinolicious

This is NOT sexy and definitely not the way to sell perfume!
Singer and actress Niurka Marcos launched her new fragrance line at the Hotel Condado Plaza in Puerto Rico on Tuesday. The Latina named her perfume "Latin Passion", but from the look of her, we think there might be a little something stronger in that shiz than passion - like ecstasy!
For some reason, she felt compelled to dress like a hot mess and act like one as well!
Who the hell gives someone's ass a raspberry in the middle of promotional shoot?! What does that accomplish?
Ah, who are we kidding? It will still probably sell better than Heidi Montag's!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 4, 2009 at 8:30 pm



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heidi is trying to sell perfume now? Oh lawd… idk who this person is though.
This is not surpricing she has always Been trashy
Somehow, I don't want to buy a perfume that would remind me of ass-raspberries.
I don't hate Niurka is just that she is…gross. I think what she do is cool and alla that but she really started like a gold digger and now she buy male whores.
Dunno what a think of her now, she's not classy, not at all.
When r you coming to Mexico,perez?
She's a mexican soap opera actress who's also famous for her wacky personality and public relationships, fyi.
She's pretty much the Katie Price of Mexico (slutty train wreck)
AMBER ROSE
How ironic, the word "Despierta" is in the background of her in the first photo.
Thick, cellulite thighs are neither HAWT nor sexy, Ms. Marcos.
hahaha i love niurka she is so putaaa
-.-
She's not Mexican…she's a Cuban Vedette…Anyways, when did she shave her head@?@?? wtf?
such an ass kisser.
pincher puta, me caga esa perra.
Perez, please don't write about shitious people.
Like her.
Thanks God that slutty woman is not Mexican. Actually she is from Cuba but she has been living and working in Mexico since decades, I think. Yeah, she is a mess, and she is crazy too. The thing she do to get media attention, ewwwww
Who the hell is that?? And she looks like a skank!
OMG She is not Mexican! she is the pride of Cuba! I'm cuban too and I want to add that… " ese hombre yo lo amoo" Bobby Larios fan club!!
honey you DO NOT know niurka marcos if ur surprised by that you shouldve seen her in aventurera lmao…
and shes not mexican shes from cuba
~ WHO THE FUKK IS SHE? DAAYYUUMMMM SHE'S FUGLY ~ N I WON'T BUY HER PERFUME WHATEVER~ LOL~
Re: Bobby69 – are u the real bobby! OMG I'm in love w/ u
Re: TeresaC – Yes Teresita, hello there mamita, Im the real and unique ex-husband of Niurka.
Re: Bobby69 – OMG papitoo please add me! I'm crazyaboutbobby@gmail.com I can't believe that its u!! Perez thanks 4 let me know the love of my life! estoy muy emocionada papis!!!
NO clue who she is but she looks like she's on a heroin nod! Her advertisements make it look like the perfume STINKS! She's kissing HIS ass for GOD SAKE! Wouldn't it have been better if HE was kissing hers? ANYTHING with Heidi's name on it FAILS!
THEY SHOULD GIVE HER A REALITY SHOW IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: gloom – She's Cuban, like Perez.
she is cuban ,not mexican
She's keeps getting grosser and grosser…she looks like trash in these, I really hope they're not the ads for her perfume or else Heidi WILL outsell her. lol!
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Re: TeresaC – wait until tomorrow and you will see in your inbox very special photos of me. c; Wait for it mamita!
Re: Bobby69 – I can't believe it!! who could tell us that we would find love on a Niurka's post!! and I agree w/JAG751 she should have her reality show! she is a great cuban girl… stop the prejudges!! she is a mother and a LATINA!! You must show class people!!
I agree w/JAG751 she should have her reality show! she is a great cuban girl… stop the prejudges!! she is a mother and a LATINA!! You must show class people!!
She looks like a man but I think it's hot how s/he's kissing that guy's ass.
Niurka Marcos y Calle (born November 25, 1967) is a CUBAN singer, dancer, actress, and erotic model. She is better known simply as Niurka.
I googled her and she looks spaced out in most of the pics of her lol
I thought it was Janice Dickinson at first
who is this hot mess?
No puedo creer que hables de esta tipa!!! lo bueno no que no es mexicana ascooooo!
no es mexicana qe buenoooo
NOT ONLY DOES HOLLYWOOD HAS TRAINWRECK MEXICO (TELEVISA) DOES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
I LOVE NIURKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER SHE WILL ALWAYS SAY AND DO WHAT SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARIBA PUTALICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! ;p
This girl is pure trash
She looks just like that steroid-using baseball player, the one seeing Kate Hudson. A-Roid.
i'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS..i CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THIS. fOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS GOOGLE HER NAME, SHE IS ACTUALLY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, A SEX POT. tHAT'S WHY I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS…WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? MAKES NO SENSE….SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TRY THIS HARD TO GET ATTENTION. SHE'S GORGEOUS BUT IT SEEMS SHE'S LOST IT. SEE KIDS….MONEY FAME AND BEAUTY ARE CLEARLY NOT EVERY THING IN LIFE…..YOU COULD END UP LIKE THIS….
I can't stand this woman she is pure trash and a whore….
when did she go all Amber Rose on us….
THAT ADD MAKES IT SEEM LIKE IT WOULD SMELL LIKE SHIT,
AFTER ALL WITH HER BEING NEAR THE ASS AND KISSING IT AND ALL WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?
IT'S SO SAD THAT PEOPLE ARE SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION THAT THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING TO TRY AND GET IT..
She should of had him bend over and spread his cheeks in her face…….lol….
That was mean….. but hey you want to be different don't ya…;)
He should have blew a big fuckin' FART right in her ugly face!!!!!!
she's a mess, for those who don't know her she is like the latin version of Courtney Love.
LOL I didn't know it was perfume she was hawking, I thought it was a new line of DILDOS by the way she's holding the bottle in the first one. Maybe it's not perfume, but rather a douche?? LMAOO crazy bitch. What's up with the haircut? She's reminding me of Grace Jones as "Stronge" in Boomerang lol
"Who the hell gives someone's ass a raspberry in the middle of promotional shoot?! What does that accomplish?"
Esay: makes fatty Perez talk about it… duh
Who??
MAN FACE! EWWWWWWW!
She is supporting ASSEATING.ORG
No idea who this is, and I agree….totally hot mess!!!
Re: gloom – She is cuban just "working" in Mexico, so please don't blame Mexicans neither cubans. she is trashy!
who is this person again? where do you find these people nobody has ever heard of? why should anybody care what these random people do? i don't understand.
Re: tigrrrlilly – Maybe YOU haven't heard of her, but every latin person knows who she is. She's a latin star. Sorry if you feel left out.
I wonder why she came to Puerto Rico to launch her perfume, it's not like she's any popular around, in fact everybody makes fun of her awful acting and horrible personality. So sad to see our country being invaded by all these Univision talentless "celebrities" we could care less about…
Re: gloom –
And for your information. She's CUBAN not mexican.
No se podria esperar otra cosa de Niurka, si es tremenda!!!
Re: Bobby69 –
Oye, dizque Bobby, se me antojan los chiles rellenos de tu mama!!! que rico!!!
She compared herself to Madonna when a reporter for a MegaTV tv show interview her last week. I recommend you Perez to watch the interview. She's a crazy bitch. She's a disgrace for Cubans in the exile.
Re: TeresaC – She's not the pride of Cuban people. The Cuban community hate her. She's a bad image for us.
Re: gloom – hell no she's not mexican, she's cuban
Re: iTonks – I don't think so! I love her!
Re: Bery79 – No ma, ese wey nada mas esta engañando a la chava que esta bien pendeja, tu di que si. El es un puto y su mama una arguendera.