Chelsea Handler Has No Sympathy!
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While discussing the HIGHlarious jokes she dishes out on her E! talk show, the last thing Chelsea Handler cares about are the celebs she criticizes!
"I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid [that] they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them," said the Chelsea Lately host. "I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.' "
Ouch! Burn!
Posted: November 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
She's funny
i love chelsea handler because she does speak about celebs even celebs i like but i respect her because she dosnt kiss ass like you! and dosnt play favorites!
I love her!!!!!!!!! Bow down to the Queen of funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that's a nice looking piece of ass.
love
Chelsea to DEATH
hahah!
i fucking love her she is so funny….she tells people the truth unlike all the other talk show host who lie to there guest the whole time while interviewing them.
hah i loooooove chelseaa…shes awesome and beautiful
Now, I know that couch smells after that photo shoot. hope that couch is set on fire after she was done with it!!
lol fucking owned paris retard
Love her~
dude, is it me or is her body majorly photoshopped? her ankle and foot look like a pure cartoon and her stomach and hips are extremely small
I love her, and her show !
dayuuum. she looks great!
i love chelsea. she's one of my favorite people in the world. she's funny and she doesn't kiss ass.
Love Chelsea. Nice photoshopping as well!
Re: blahblah12 – I love her because of what you see in that picture
She looks AMAZING!!!!
Yes, and you've been on the show how many times, Pumpkinhead?
I love Chelsea, I watch her every night and read her books, I especially love it when the stupidest ones like Daisy de la Hoya and the new Girls Next Door actually have the nerve to go on her show and are too stupid to realize she is letting them make themselves look stupid! What I don't want, however, is to see Chelsea naked or close to naked. I like her being the way she is with her clothes on.
How appropriate…the colour of the photo is cheescake as well
lol GOOD ONE
i love her. she's so funny.
Chelsea refers to Speidi as Herpes I and Herpes II.
Just one reason to love her and love her show.
hells yeah for air brushing and photo shopping!!
nice i don't even like women but she looks real hot
Re: Luv My White Cotton Panties – My Perezcious offered to lick it clean in return for another appearance on her show. The Perezcious does not mind being the unwitting butt of her hilarious jokes.
I love her BECAUSE she's a smart ass! She is one FUNNY woman! She looks amazing here!
shes a freakin beast
nasty
Re: Hodge Podge – LMAO
Please take that picture down. It's making me sick.
yea she's said bad things about the spice girls, but had melanie on her show once. dina lohan said she loved her show, but chelsea hates lindsay and dina..doesn't makes sense
Chelsea wishes she looked that good. Photoshopped to the max!
I love her. Irreverence is a terrific quality in women lol. she dosen't give a shit. love it.
AMEN!!!
Love Chelsea!
she's the best she says the shit everyone else is too afraid to say and is funnier than hell!!! LOVE HER!!!!
Perez why aren't you talking shit about her pics, how much they are airbrushed. If that was a celeb you didnt like, you'd be talking maaaaaaaaaad shit. I think you might be scared of Chelsea.
oh for christ sakes….read her books…really.
THat shit stained underware story tells how HUMAN and funny she really is…
and she is so much smarter that the doofussess she mocks…
REad people…if you can…..
And most of you can….so this is not aimed at you…just the DORKS.
IMO, she comes across as one of those not-so-cute women that talk trash about richer and better looking women… I mean some of the people she talks trash about don't really deserve it, you know? Idk. But whatever works for her because all of you seem to like her and the show…
BTW, super photoshoped. I didn't know who it was until I read the post. I can understand using photoshop to remove cellulite, blemishes, slim you down, etc. But geez…this much? Really?
haha i love chelsea! paris is a liar..she was just scared of chelsea..a lot of celebs are LMAO. i watch her show every night and I LOVE IT!
love her!
yeah that was so funny and as subtle as a brick! (that's sarcasm, Yanks)
I've seen her show and it was so cringey and awful. She interviewed The Mighty Boosh (who are actually funny and talented - unlike her) and she was so rude, boorish and…well…American. She didn't let them get one word in. I think people mistake her stupid remarks and constant interruptions as funny and outrageous.
She's neither, she's just obnoxious.
She's such a hypocrite!
love her! if people don't it's probably because they don't have a good sense of humor
So what! she does criticise and does it funny, and have lots of sympathy!
Pray to the Photoshop Masta!!!
Maybe Paris can laugh at herself . . .
Paris doesn't give a fuck about Chelsea trashing her, she's laughing all the way to the bank. Joke about me, beyatch.
I love the show but I don't think she fits well in the "sexy" genre. She is funny.
gross feet!
Dear God. My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow butterface!
She's funny. Photoshop is amazing.
LOL
i hadn't watched chelsea for months. turned her show on a few weeka ago and i couldn't believe how bad she looked. she looked so much older–her hair looked like shit and it looked like she had put on some weight. i don't know when this pic was taken–but man–it sure was touched up!! paris' comments just show 1) she doesn't give a damn what chelsea thinks and 2) she has enough manners to just act like nothing was said. (and i'm not a fan of paris)!
I'd be making fun of people on a show on the E! network too if my boyfriend owned a network and bought me a show…something to aspire to. I predict Playboy readership down 30% this issue
BRIDGET MARQUARDT.
Hahaha, that's a great quote. She's awesome.
that's a really rude thing to say about paris
This photo is so f'n photoshopped, it's pathetic. You all know she has a cheese-cake belly of saggy boobs!
love her!!!!
LMAO! SHE'S HILARIOUS..BUT I THINK THAT PHOTO IS AIR BRUSHED…………SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER WAIST IS THAT SMALL ON HER SHOW……….?
What has got into this woman lately to splatter her naked body everywhere?? I guess deep down she has really always wanted to be like the celebs she talks shit about…I think jealousy and envy are her motivators. She doesn't look bad, I have seen worse, of course, airbrush does wonders. Let's get real, no matter how good you take care of your body, after a certain age you have dimples, crinkles and other unsightly things on your body.
You can tell when she stands up that those things drop to her knees. Ew, SAGGY!
What is this moron trying to do commit career suicide? Who's the idiot here? Sound's like maybe she is. She is basically saying all her guest's are stupid! IDIOT!!!
whoa photoshop much
she isnt funny AT ALL!!! sux ass and sooooo stoopid. tries too hard and again NOT FUNNY.
She is a big B but everything she says about celebs is true
Re: blahblah12 – HEAR HEAR!
*holds up glass of wine*
Chelsea Handler is my hero =D
She's so funny and adorable! I love her! And Chuy is adorable, too!!!
Re: Hodge Podge – you are so corny with that my perezcious blah blah