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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: John Mayer

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John Mayer goes shirtless in a new photo shoot.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

132 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

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  1. 1

    DAYUM!!! Now that's just not fair!



  2. 2

    Extreme tats are hideous. He has a big head.



  3. 3

    UGH! So hot!



  4. 4

    yeah, he's looking hot. it would be better without the dribble on the lips… that stopped being funny along time ago



  5. 5

    over him. he's washed up.



  6. 6

    Noice



  7. 7

    Too skinny.

  8. lya says – reply to this


    8

    there were 3 comments the last time i came and now only one?



  9. 9

    nice.. skinny and tattooed like a freak

  10. adamc says – reply to this


    10

    like that ass. slurpy slurp



  11. 11

    douche! douche! douche!



  12. 12

    Sweet ass sleeve!!!



  13. 13

    Really don't like the tattoos. He must have been drunk to do that to himself.



  14. 14

    Different strokes for different folks… the tats are about the only thing I like here. Too bad he's such a douche bag.

  15. exBFF says – reply to this


    15

    S-A-D…Still A Douche.



  16. 16

    He has the most beautiful lips. If he wasn't so talented, I'd hate him. He acts like a douche most of the time.



  17. 17

    yum



  18. 18

    MARRY ME!

    www.brandonhilton.com



  19. 19

    I'd let him put it in me!



  20. 20

    hot. hate tattoos, but…still. hot :) people say he's a douche tho. hope that's only an opinion o.o



  21. 21

    he can be so douchey but I still think he is sexy….and talented.



  22. 22

    His body is actually better than that… but that's effing hot!!!!!!!!

  23. 6one9 says – reply to this


    23

    He could stand to gain 10 lbs!! But not a bad shot!! :)



  24. 24

    did you seriously make out with him Perez? REALLY? him?…. he's too fine! and whats up with the dribble on the mouth? thought you like him…..?



  25. 25

    I thought Perez hated John Mayer?? :S



  26. 26

    I bet he shaves his chest hair! Whatever though. I still let him doodle my diddle.



  27. 27

    his hair reminds me of james dean…



  28. 28

    hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt



  29. 29

    Definitely the best he's ever looked!



  30. 30

    yum!



  31. 31

    Ick!!



  32. 32

    Do you want to know what is really sexy??? Bodies without TATS!!!



  33. 33

    yuck, Maniston went from Brad to that - haha let her have it



  34. 34

    NOT! NOT! NOT!



  35. 35

    with or without a shirt he's still douchy…



  36. 36

    peewee herman got a makeover?



  37. 37

    Oh my god! Have you heard about the Leeds Mattress guy caught sleeping on a couch? realcelebritease.com



  38. 38

    douche!



  39. 39

    such a bummer about the tats



  40. 40

    Re: Mayapapaya1 – exactly!



  41. 41

    hot!



  42. 42

    yeah um NO. hell no.



  43. 43

    his enormous head and overriding douchebagness override any photoshopping he paid his record company for. GROSS



  44. 44

    D-Lish…..mmmm



  45. 45

    OMG!! GO AWAY! Look at those skinny hands.



  46. 46

    he looks pretty good in this photo… for a douche



  47. 47

    Hot. Look at those hands and that hair. Mmmmmmmm….



  48. 48

    Erm, no thanks. Not gratuitous or otherwise.



  49. 49

    yepp hes quite hott…i dont blame jennifer for not completely lettin him go…ohh waittttttt isnt that why perez hates jen?? bc she has the man he wishes he could have

  50. epic says – reply to this


    50

    moodswings? will the next entry say "KSTEW FABOOOSH", huh?



  51. 51

    TATTOOS!!!!!Nooooooooooooooooooo!



  52. 52

    wtf is this? why does he keep trying so hard? what for?



  53. 53

    he's still gross.



  54. 54

    too bad hes such a douche…hes never been attractive for me and in this photo he looks like hes trying waaay too hard…



  55. 55

    STOOPID DOUCHE.



  56. 56

    so THATS why he bags so many chicks… wowza



  57. 57

    Extreme tats are hot…SOOO hot, done well……and he is smoking f'n hot…..I would….not to mention…..watching him sing…you see the passion. I think he's fantastic….his music always calms me….



  58. 58

    holy. hell. i want him. or a guy like him. plzzz.



  59. 59

    He's hot, but I honestly don't like his sleeve tattoo.



  60. 60

    dont like the tatts



  61. 61

    Would love to make this my wallpaper if you weren't such a childish stupid fuck having to write stuff on it.



  62. 62

    He ariiiight…photoshopped fo sho.



  63. 63

    People remember, one drunken night can equal an ugly tattoo that is forever!!!!Hate to see these things in the news, because young people think it is cool and when they are old enough get those ugly tats.



  64. 64

    The tattoos ruin it for me… such a Hollywood clichĂ©, and so kitschy. Otherwise, he looks good.



  65. 65

    LOOOOOVE HIM. HE LOOKS SUPER HOT HERE



  66. 66

    Let's see the peen.



  67. 67

    The drool is residual from when Pumpkinhead swapped saliva with him.



  68. 68

    Wow, for a guy who got socked by will.i.am you're still talkin shit? damn bitches be crazy nowadays. Such trash we have in the world.



  69. 69

    He looks hot.

    And to think that was all Aninston's. Hurts, eh?



  70. 70

    he's such a douche



  71. 71

    damn,beautiful pic



  72. 72

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – LMAO over your name



  73. 73

    And such a big head…..the upper one ! The tat is disgusting. Not cool.



  74. 74

    His tatoos and attitude ruin it..



  75. 75

    He's sleeved?? I LOVE his music and he seems like a pretty cool guy.



  76. 76

    So Hot! Love him!



  77. 77

    Tats are done.



  78. 78

    Hot Damn…



  79. 79

    I'm in love with this man.



  80. 80

    He actually looks pissed off, like "fuck you photographer I liked that shirt," pissed off.



  81. 81

    something weird about him in those eyes that will reveal itself in a few years



  82. 82

    How does he make a tattoo sleeve look so sexy and not at all truck driver/bikie feral??



  83. 83

    People say he's a douche.. but I'd still fuck him.. just the once.. just to get it out of my system :)



  84. 84

    Ok is he fugs or hot?



  85. 85

    Re: Cashmere Jay – Who the hell is pumpkin head?



  86. 86

    Re: epic – hey, Perez has never denied the hotness of John Mayer.



  87. 87

    *pukes in mouth*
    his tattoo makes him look like he's trying too hard.
    he has the body of an asian lesbian!



  88. 88

    Your joking right? Don't think I would give him the time of day.



  89. 89

    thank YOU john mayer



  90. 90

    Re: exBFF – LOL!!

  91. Paty says – reply to this


    91

    Gay Gay Gay!



  92. 92

    He was such a stuck up wanker on Sunrise this morning…I couldn't even stand to watch him



  93. 93

    I am loving that sleeve on him! However he does radiate jerk..



  94. 94

    Re: gillette717 – *thumbs up* :D



  95. 95

    This jackass probably looks at himself in the mirror every day because he thinks so much of himself….
    THE FUNNY THING IS , IS THAT HIS MUSIC STARTED OFF GOOD when he first came out but the more music he come out it the worse it gets…..
    You SUCK and so does your music….
    Go and try and date Jennifer A. again because being with her was the only publicity you got…
    BETTER YET GO LOCK YOURSELF IN A ROOM AND GET STONED BY YOURSELF….



  96. 96

    Mario you really have this "Love/Hate" thing going on with JCM don't you????



  97. 97

    No thx. He got zeh crack eyes…or is that self-absorbtion?…..or both?…..hrmmmmnmnmnnmm……



  98. 98

    loooove the sleeve though. That's right, I love tattoos. Especially if they are of quality, like this here. You'd probably have to have one to understand.



  99. 99

    Total bone smoker



  100. 100

    I don't listen to his music , but I do like looking at him

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